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| The Vow Of Celebracy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 4 2008, 05:25 AM (198 Views) | |
| Mystical | Feb 4 2008, 05:20 AM Post #1 |
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THE DEATH WATCH So quietly you leave my presence Like the glow of the fires embers Once full of will and force now ashes once more of this earth. The knowing smile will greet no more the strong of voice will no longer speak torn from you a life worthwhile Oh how we will miss your smile Frail and shallow is the breath that I watch rise and fall from your chest holding you despite the cold sweat hoping soon you would find your rest When death comes with calculated force you tell me not to feel remorse live your life, be happy, be at peace as you take your last breath and find your release "I write this in memory of my father in laws passing" |
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| Mystical | Feb 4 2008, 05:25 AM Post #2 |
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The Vow of Celebracy The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script. The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying. "The R! They left out the R!" "What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!" Erm that was a good one!
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| Melanie | Feb 4 2008, 09:33 AM Post #3 |
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The Wild Goddess...
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ROFL
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