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The Vow Of Celebracy
Topic Started: Feb 4 2008, 05:25 AM (198 Views)
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THE DEATH WATCH


So quietly you leave my presence
Like the glow of the fires embers
Once full of will and force
now ashes once more of this earth.

The knowing smile will greet no more
the strong of voice will no longer speak
torn from you a life worthwhile
Oh how we will miss your smile

Frail and shallow is the breath
that I watch rise and fall from your chest
holding you despite the cold sweat
hoping soon you would find your rest

When death comes
with calculated force
you tell me not to feel remorse
live your life, be happy, be at peace
as you take your last breath and find your release

"I write this in memory of my father in laws passing"
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The Vow of Celebracy

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
:lmao: :lmao: Erm that was a good one!
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