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Signs you have a hangover
Topic Started: Feb 19 2008, 01:58 AM (506 Views)
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Signs You Have a Hangover

You're convinced that chirping birds are Satan's pets.
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "stay still."
Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as chugging a glass of fresh paint.
You'd rather have a pencil jammed up your nose than be exposed to sunlight.
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality time with your toilet.
You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
The bathroom reminds you of a carnival barker shouting, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
All day long your motto is, "Never again."
You could purchase a new bike just by recycling the bottles around your bed.
Your natural response to "Good morning," is "Shut up!"


:lmao: :hurts: Now isn't this the truth!
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Hahaha!! Did you have a rough weekend, Mystical? :lmao: :lmao:
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Just a tad. :hurts:
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Dang mystical sounds like you had way to much to drink.
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Not really I worked all weekend but I do know what a hangover feels like
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I also know that feeling :P
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:lmao: :lmao: @ Mel. The bad thing about a hangover now is that they seem to get worse with age! :lmao:
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:lmao: I've only had 2 hangovers in my life and they were terrible. I prayed to the porcelain god all night and the next day! I learned my lesson. :innocent:
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Oh, god. Hangovers. They kick my ass until about 4:30 pm the next day. Seriously, it's weird. That time is the magical time when I begin to feel like a living man again.

The worst is when you are still drunk in the morning. There is nothing worse than that. I would rather stew in Satan's acidic stomach juices.
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I disagree, at least when I'm still drunk in the morning I kinda feel like I'm having a good time still. Then all the sudden it kicks my ass. I get the worst hangovers - always takes me an entire day before I'm finally over one.

I gotta say the worse is when you wake up suddenly and find yourself asking - Where am I? How did I get here? How much stupid sht did I do from the last thing I remember until waking up just now?

I still dont know exactly who drove me home from the bar my B-day the other night. I'm just glad I knew I didn't drive home. Had a good time, but blacking out is not a good thing.... :hurts:
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Blacking out from drinking can be very serious there Left Field. Hope your B-day was great though! GWH I do the same thing when I have a hangover I don't feel like a human being until later in the afternoon and then it really takes me till the next day to over come it :lmao:

Why do we do things like this to ourselves :lmao:
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