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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 2 2008, 12:09 AM (298 Views) | |
| XNavyGunner | Sep 2 2008, 12:09 AM Post #1 |
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Dumb Laws in Alabama Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. Incestuous marriages are legal. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. You may not drive barefooted. It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. ************************************************ City Laws in Alabama Anniston:You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Auburn:No person may spit on the floor of a church. It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. ******************************* I'll do a different state each day.
Edited by XNavyGunner, Sep 2 2008, 12:29 AM.
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| XNavyGunner | Sep 2 2008, 08:57 PM Post #2 |
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Dumb Laws in Alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. ************************* City Laws in Alaska Anchorage No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car. For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road. Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city. Clowns beware! Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Juneau Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops. Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded ?bonus points? by the government. Nome One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. Soldotna Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist. |
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| Mystical | Sep 3 2008, 01:01 AM Post #3 |
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Some of these are just too funny!
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| Carcharoth | Sep 9 2008, 08:37 AM Post #4 |
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Thanks for sharing ^_^ and I thought we had a weird one here in England "It's illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament" |
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| Mystical | Sep 9 2008, 10:41 AM Post #5 |
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| XNavyGunner | Sep 9 2008, 05:42 PM Post #6 |
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Maybe they're afraid of people dying from boredom with all the speeches going on? |
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| XNavyGunner | Sep 9 2008, 05:51 PM Post #7 |
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Dumb Laws in Arizona Hunting camels is prohibited Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”. It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.(Sorry, but I'm shooting them) It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. You may not have more than two dildos in a house. By City Globe Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. Hayden If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. Maricopa County No more than six girls may live in any house. Mesa It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. Mohave County A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. Nogales An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. Prescott No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house. Tempe One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint. Tombstone It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. Tucson Women may not wear pants. |
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| Mystical | Sep 11 2008, 12:10 AM Post #8 |
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Someone must have a lot of time on their hands to come up with these laws..I know it's illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to purchase spray paint in PA also. Too much huffing going on "Stupid kids trying to fry their brain cells for a quick high" |
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| LarryOldtimer | Sep 11 2008, 05:10 PM Post #9 |
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Perhaps they should be looking at why the children to this sort of foolishness. But then, I was a child when WWII was going on. I built model airplanes . . . I just loved the Gruman Hellcat . . . and the "dope" as I remember, did smell quite nice. So did the model airplane glue. Still, I grew up without any addictions. The modern adult worries a lot about what is not important, while doing a miserable job of rearing their children. It is quite nice in my old age to have children and grandchildren who love me. They may screw up at times, but I am always there for them, if for nothing else but to pick up the pieces. What being a father and grandfather is all about, IMHO.
Edited by LarryOldtimer, Sep 11 2008, 05:11 PM.
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Some of these are just too funny!




6:56 AM Jul 11