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MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT
Topic Started: Feb 27 2009, 12:32 PM (137 Views)
XNavyGunner
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After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.

Police were called in Monday when Manigator became belligerent, disputing the results of a Wet T-Shirt contest. When authorities arrived the clearly inebriated cryptid was standing on the bar shouting, “Those judges were in the tank, ‘n I declare a mistrial!” Witnesses saw him be carried into the back of a cruiser still slurring loudly, “I demands a recount! S’in the Consi’tushun! Recount!”

In court this morning a judge ordered Manigator be banned from all celebrations, and will remain in a jail cell until Thursday.

Native to the Florida Everglades, Manigator visits Mardi Gras religiously. Due to his imprisonment, this will mark the first year since he was discovered that the mutant will not be arrested during the festivities.

Over the years, Manigator has been taken into custody for outstanding drunkenness and public indecency, harassing tourists, having an unregistered float in the parade (him on a red wagon), holding unlicensed séances for tourists, throwing a ‘pre-game cockfight’ which failed due to using hens, and stealing bead necklaces off of children.

When the judge asked Manigator if he had any final words before sentence was carried out, he said “Yer ‘Oner, I hold true to mah beliefs: number six should have won it and fer that blonde girl to get all the money is a miscarriage of justice.”

Court was closed and sentence carried out. Upon leaving Manigator said he will be contacting the ACLU and the United Cryptid Defense Fund to file an appeal.

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Free Manigator!!!! "thedrunk" "thedrunk"
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Its MARDI GRAS for Gods sake....... "don't know"
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StrmySummer
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:swoon: good grief......sounds like he does other stuff not during Marti Gras....sounds like he needs to be put away for good with all the misdemeanor stuff.....sheesh
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Sounds as if he needs a good moisturizer.
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StrmySummer
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now that's just mean :lmao: :lmao:
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Hehe well I guess it would be mean to ruin his shtick. Everyone needs a gimmick.
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