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Man mistakes woman for monkey and shoots her
Topic Started: Mar 15 2009, 09:13 AM (115 Views)
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Man mistakes woman for a monkey, shoots her
Malaysian police say victim was picking fruit in neighbor's tree

updated 9:28 p.m. ET, Fri., March. 13, 2009
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Police said a man shot his neighbor, mistaking her for a monkey as she was picking sapodilla fruit in his tree.

Yahaya Othman, police chief in eastern Pahang state, said the woman was gathering fruit Thursday when her neighbor shot her.

The man came home and saw rustling in the tree and fired into it, Yahaya said. "Then there was screaming ... and only then did he know it was his neighbor."

He said the woman was hospitalized with a wound to the abdomen but her condition was stable Friday.

He said police were investigating the man, a volunteer security corps member, for illegally discharging a firearm, which carries a maximum prison term of two years.


*Ok I know this is a crime but erm :lmao: :blush: *
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:lmao: did she not shave???? how in the heck did he mistake her for a monkey????
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:lmao: Since the lady is still alive, I guess it's OK to laugh. Wonder what this fella does to "get those kids off my lawn!!!"


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I was gonna say...."A Mule would never do this"....but then I rethought it, and hell yeah I'd take a shot at one of my neighbors if the "I thought it was a monkey" defense would fly....
...I knew I should have picked a higher mammal....
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Mar 15 2009, 11:05 AM
I was gonna say...."A Mule would never do this"....but then I rethought it, and hell yeah I'd take a shot at one of my neighbors if the "I thought it was a monkey" defense would fly....
:lmao: and here in the US.....i'm sure they'd put ya in a straight jacket lol
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This sounds a whole lot like the "I was just cleaning my gun" sort of story.
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:lmao: Maybe he did have it out for his neighbor?

Larry I had a friend who was shot in the throat and the bullet wasn't ever retrieved as it ended up moving into the chest. The girl and my other friend were spying on one of the girls brothers through a window to the basement and the gun accidentally did go off. She has lived with that bullet in there for well over 40 yrs.

I just found this story bizarre to say the least ...first of all go to the market to get fruit or pick the fruit after it falls..why climb up in a tree? :lmao:
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StrmySummer
Mar 15 2009, 10:37 AM
:lmao: did she not shave???? how in the heck did he mistake her for a monkey????
Wow I really need to get my mind out of the gutter on the shaving thing. "crop" my bad.
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Mar 16 2009, 03:15 AM
StrmySummer
Mar 15 2009, 10:37 AM
:lmao: did she not shave???? how in the heck did he mistake her for a monkey????
Wow I really need to get my mind out of the gutter on the shaving thing. "crop" my bad.
I shave...

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

oops my bad...


I was gonna say DAMN ... must have been one ugly woman??? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Monkey girl!!! bhahahahaha!

Ahem...ok glad I got that outta my system. :innocent:
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Mar 16 2009, 03:15 AM
StrmySummer
Mar 15 2009, 10:37 AM
:lmao: did she not shave???? how in the heck did he mistake her for a monkey????
Wow I really need to get my mind out of the gutter on the shaving thing. "crop" my bad.
ok, careful......this is in the forum everyone can see........ :reading:
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yep this is the part of the forum that is PG...so let's be careful ...
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StrmySummer
Mar 16 2009, 02:03 PM
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Mar 16 2009, 03:15 AM
StrmySummer
Mar 15 2009, 10:37 AM
:lmao: did she not shave???? how in the heck did he mistake her for a monkey????
Wow I really need to get my mind out of the gutter on the shaving thing. "crop" my bad.
ok, careful......this is in the forum everyone can see........ :reading:
yep yep, sorry, got it out of my system, and vroomed along?
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