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| What Men and Women Say and What They Mean | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 17 2009, 05:44 AM (182 Views) | |
| XNavyGunner | Mar 17 2009, 05:44 AM Post #1 |
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What women say and what they mean Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of his body touch any part of mine, again. I just need some space = without you in it. Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while. No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard! I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned. I like you, but = I don't like you. You never listen = You never listen. We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. There's no one else = I am doing your brother. Size doesn't matter = unless I want an orgasm. Fine. = <censored> you. What men say and what they mean I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. I've gotta pee = Get out of the way. I've gotta GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I get your coat? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Let me get your door. = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice rack! You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you. What's wrong? = I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? I love you. = Let's have sex now. I love you too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! Good morning. = That was great sex......let's have more! See you later. = That was great sex......let's have more! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = For $50 they should have GIVEN you hair! Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. Will you marry me? = I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks" Yes, that one's nice = Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway? That one looks great on you = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! Uh huh = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay. It makes you look fat = I'm really stupid! |
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| DONTEATUS | Mar 17 2009, 06:47 AM Post #2 |
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You must of Got that one outta the Men are From Mars ,and Women are from Venus manuel? Love it Xnavygunner ! Thats Man to Man = Beertime |
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