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Man charged with DUI on lawnmower during beer run
Topic Started: Aug 5 2009, 12:04 AM (156 Views)
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With a revoked license because of a previous drunken-driving conviction, Dennis Cretton shouldn't drive.

But authorities in southwestern Illinois say that didn't stop the 49-year-old Belleville-area man from drunkenly driving up to a gas station for more beer -- on his yellow riding lawnmower.

Cretton has been charged with felony aggravated driving under the influence after neighbors reported he was weaving in and out of traffic on his lawnmower Friday night.

When deputies tried to stop him, authorities say Bretton drove the mower into his home's front yard, his 12-pack of Milwaukee's Best spilling onto the ground along the way.



Cretton is free on $10,000 bond. Calls to his home went unanswered Tuesday.

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Oh crap my brother did that once... except he lived on a golf course and his back yard led to the grill kinda... so he drove his ride on mower over to get more drinks (he was drunk)... oh hell when I heard that I died laughing... think he has a problem??? HAHAHA!!

Whe also do speed mowing here...it's sort of like Nascar on mowers... I almost wiped out flying around the bottom of a tree once :)
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I cant get to the shop on mine, I haven't got an extension lead long enough lol
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