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| Husband jumps in river to escape nagging | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 11 2009, 02:04 AM (256 Views) | |
| XNavyGunner | Aug 11 2009, 02:04 AM Post #1 |
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A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore. Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post. Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer." They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt. "While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said one crewmate. "The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river. "We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero." However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river. "I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police. The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him. Source |
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| Wabbit | Aug 11 2009, 02:18 AM Post #2 |
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why didnt I think of that 10 years ago
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| Parth | Aug 11 2009, 04:40 AM Post #3 |
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And that's the way it's done.
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| War | Aug 11 2009, 07:30 AM Post #4 |
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Poor guy |
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| AtlantisRises | Aug 11 2009, 07:59 AM Post #5 |
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mhm. I bet he will wish he threw her in before longs gone. |
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| Delovely | Aug 11 2009, 09:28 AM Post #6 |
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OMFG! Hahahaha! Glad it was a happy ending story though.
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| divinejoy789 | Aug 12 2009, 02:05 AM Post #7 |
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OMG!!! Wow that is definitely a ROFL moment right there. Or at least a "My wife won't stop nagging at me, I'm jumping into a river FML" moment. I bet she feels terrible though, I hope she doesn't take it too hard and that she really does stop nagging him lol |
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| Imago | Aug 13 2009, 08:10 PM Post #8 |
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OMG! sounds like something my dad would do, hell, i thihnk i'd even do it if my mums nagging got any wrse, it's baad enough as is, as i'm working "do this, make sure you butter both sides, dont put that much sauce on, try not to brown those sausages anymore" GAH! it's never-ending. |
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| She-ra | Aug 14 2009, 10:47 AM Post #9 |
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| Wabbit | Aug 14 2009, 02:04 PM Post #10 |
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you eat a lot of sausage sandwiches in your house Imago???
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| Imago | Aug 14 2009, 02:26 PM Post #11 |
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nah, it's at the family shop, it's a take away and sausage sandwitches are a favorite :P |
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| Wabbit | Aug 14 2009, 02:32 PM Post #12 |
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Oh lmao Makes sense now
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| Isis | Aug 14 2009, 03:48 PM Post #13 |
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You can't help but feel sorry for the poor guy......
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| Wabbit | Aug 14 2009, 03:54 PM Post #14 |
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he probably asked for it lmao |
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| StrmySummer | Aug 14 2009, 05:02 PM Post #15 |
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wow........umm.......yeah.......*shakes head* roflmao |
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