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| Winkers: the jeans that wink at you | |
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| XNavyGunner | Aug 21 2009, 11:55 PM Post #1 |
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The amusingly named Winkers, whose buttock-eyes appear to wink coquettishly at anybody following the wearer, are the invention of William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington. Jones says that the idea came to him when, naturally, he was checking out a woman as she walked past him. Nice. He says he was sure that her jeans-clad bottom winked at him as she strolled by. A little more thought, and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds was born. Jones experimented with his daughter's jeans and discovered he could indeed make the jeans wink, and came up with the name Winkers. His range isn't limited to just eyes, though - the range also features ducks that seem to quack, an owl that blinks, and a lion in a jungle scene. Note for stalkers: they're not actually winking at you. This is not a sign. Source ![]() At least a man can say he was just making eye contaqct.
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| newbloodmoon | Aug 22 2009, 02:17 AM Post #2 |
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It is kind of creepy that he started on his daughters jeans. Can you just imagine this conversation "Come on honey, put these on. I wanna see if your hiney winks at me". Does his wife not own a pair of jeans that he could have tried it out on? |
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| divinejoy789 | Aug 22 2009, 03:14 AM Post #3 |
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Boss
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ROFL! Agreed newbloodmoon, that's disturbing. I love the jeans though, I would totally get a pair
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