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Clean Jokes Thread
Topic Started: Oct 20 2010, 03:31 AM (387 Views)
She-ra
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
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Did you hear about the guy that broke his foot in an accident with a car?

No wait, you already laughed at that one :lmao:
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She-ra
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Oh poor Wabbit :cry: is it any better?


Where do you find a no legged dog?

...Right where you left him
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No, the more people laugh the more it hurts :cry:
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[Unknown, 25 March] A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was "... a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas]." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized
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was that a joke???
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She-ra
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I dunno "lmao" I laughed...
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Pickle barrel, pickle barrel, Kumquat!
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I did too. It just that it almost sounds real.......
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