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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 20 2010, 03:31 AM (387 Views) | |
| She-ra | Oct 20 2010, 03:31 AM Post #1 |
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Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. |
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| Wabbit | Oct 20 2010, 03:32 AM Post #2 |
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Did you hear about the guy that broke his foot in an accident with a car? No wait, you already laughed at that one
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| She-ra | Oct 20 2010, 03:35 AM Post #3 |
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Oh poor Wabbit
is it any better?Where do you find a no legged dog? ...Right where you left him |
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| Wabbit | Oct 20 2010, 03:37 AM Post #4 |
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No, the more people laugh the more it hurts
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| She-ra | Oct 20 2010, 03:41 AM Post #5 |
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[Unknown, 25 March] A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn't have been fatal. But the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was "... a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas]." Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized |
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| Wabbit | Oct 20 2010, 03:51 AM Post #6 |
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was that a joke??? |
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| She-ra | Oct 20 2010, 05:27 AM Post #7 |
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I dunno "lmao" I laughed... |
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| Max | Oct 20 2010, 05:28 AM Post #8 |
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Pickle barrel, pickle barrel, Kumquat!
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I did too. It just that it almost sounds real....... |
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is it any better?

1:01 PM Jul 10