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| Eastern Aotra | Sep 12 2004, 08:36 PM Post #1 |
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From movies, tv, books etc.... |
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| rouyn | Sep 12 2004, 11:33 PM Post #2 |
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When George W Bush see all the mess in Florida, he say : 'It France Again... ' ; :ph43r: |
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| Angels of fire | Sep 13 2004, 12:09 AM Post #3 |
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Im just parinoid because they want me dead........ Conspiracy theory, one of teh greatest movies ever made. Well if you miss you must miss very well. Any man who betrays me and leaves me allive, that man knows nothing about (how the hell to spell the name? just sound out what I write) TwoCoe, Nothing. The good the bad and the ugly. She's a witch, she's a witch! How do you know she's a witch? She turned me into a newt! She turned you into a newt? I got better....... Monty python, search for holy grail. |
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| Raed | Sep 13 2004, 05:21 AM Post #4 |
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From Eddie Izzard on his "Circle" tour of the USA. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people. And so do monkeys (if they have a gun)."
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| Azozamu | Sep 13 2004, 05:59 AM Post #5 |
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"How do you tell a sailor from the Northern Fleet? He glows in the dark." -The Hunt for Red October by Tom Clancy |
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| Vostos | Sep 13 2004, 12:27 PM Post #6 |
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This is from a birthday card: PS My family always give me rudes ones Catie is normally proud of her farts but this one even made here cry(Picture of a baby crying) |
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| Eastern Aotra | Sep 13 2004, 01:02 PM Post #7 |
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lol vostos.... "What was the name on jar?" "Um..." "Oh..don't be shy..what was the name?" "You promise you won't be mad?" "No, no.." "Um...Abby something..." "Abby something?" "Yes Abby Normal" "You gave me an Abnormal brain?!" |
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| Eastern Aotra | Sep 13 2004, 04:31 PM Post #8 |
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Click here to look up just about anything from movies and tv...it's an awesome site... |
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| Azozamu | Sep 14 2004, 06:03 AM Post #9 |
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From a poster in one of the psychology classrooms at school: "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." |
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| Occupant | Sep 15 2004, 09:42 AM Post #10 |
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My personal favorite today: "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit...what a ride!" Occupant. |
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| Raed | Sep 15 2004, 12:17 PM Post #11 |
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Like that! B)
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| Angels of fire | Sep 16 2004, 12:59 PM Post #12 |
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LOL |
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| Angels of fire | Sep 18 2004, 07:49 PM Post #13 |
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As many know there are two kinds of people in the world, thsoe that when presented with a glass say, this glass is hald full, and those that say, thsi glass is half empty, however it is not widely known that the world BELONGS to the man who looks at hsi glass and says, "Hey, this isn't my glass! My glass was full! and it was a bigger glass! who's been pinching my beer?" And of course the world is full of people with broken glasses, usaully because they were standing to close the the inconsiderate full glass man, and people with no glass, because they were at the back of the crowd, or were not able to catch the bar mans eye. William DeWord was a no glass man, which was odd because he came from a family that not only always had a bigger full glass, but was rich enouph to pay men to stand around waiting to fill it. It was a sort of self imposed glasslessness. The truth! By Terry Pratchet. |
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| Via Bestiae | Sep 19 2004, 03:09 AM Post #14 |
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Interesting quote. Although, everyone knows that "there are only two types of people in this world: those that like Neil Diamond, and those who don't." |
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| Angels of fire | Sep 21 2004, 01:08 AM Post #15 |
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everyone knows there are two kind of people in the world. Thsoe that are allive and thsoe that are dead. |
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| Avolon | Sep 21 2004, 12:37 PM Post #16 |
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Don't ever count me out!
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens wouldn't work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade & $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, & on almost any surface including glass, & at temps ranging from freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. :rolleyes: |
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| Azozamu | Sep 21 2004, 04:46 PM Post #17 |
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. |
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| Angels of fire | Sep 22 2004, 11:00 PM Post #18 |
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"I was sad about having no shoes, till I met a man with no feet." "What?" "I said I was sad about having no shoes till I met a man with no feet." "Had a pair he didn't need anymore did he?" |
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| Gun BearingPot Smoker | Oct 4 2004, 01:27 AM Post #19 |
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SPOOOOOON Not in the face, not in the face whatever happend to The Tick anyway? |
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| Eastern Aotra | Oct 13 2004, 09:59 AM Post #20 |
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For all you football fans out there some quotes from commentators ![]() 1. Well, it's Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I've got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long. 3. And so they have not been able to improve on their 100% record. 4. With the last kick of the game, he scored with a header. 5. Well, it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of color: almost all the Brazilians are wearing yellow shirts. 6. If that had gone on, it would definitely have been a goal. 7. Their manager, Howard Wilkinson, isn't here today, which strongly suggests that he may be elsewhere. 8. I am a firm believer that if one team scores a goal, the other needs to score two to win. 9. If a team scores early on, it often takes an early lead. 10. You cannot possibly have counted the number of passes made, but there were eight. |
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| Azozamu | Oct 15 2004, 02:13 PM Post #21 |
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All very funny, Aotra. :lol: |
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| oodges | Nov 12 2004, 08:12 PM Post #22 |
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sorry this is hardly a quote but ... in Aus we have this guy called Andy Griffiths and i think he is hilarious, he has a new book called the bad book, this rhyme is along the tune of "there was a young girl who swallowed a spider etc." read it outloud! there was an old lady who swallowed a poo, i dont know why she swallowed the pooh, perhaps she'll spew there was an old lady who swallowed a dunny, she swalled the dunny to catch the pooh, i dont know why she swallowed the pooh, perhaps she'll spew there was an old lady who swallowed a plumber, she swallowed the plumber to fix the dunny, she swallowed the dunny to catch the pooh, perhaps she'll spew there was an old lady that did a big burp, she spewed |
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| Azozamu | Nov 15 2004, 06:05 AM Post #23 |
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"What's that for?" "Killing people." -some Tom Clancy book |
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