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I NEED TO FUCKING VENT
Topic Started: Jul 15 2011, 02:12:48 PM (275 Views)
KrazyFing3rz
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Feeling retarded for waiting too long to talk to those girls....

I already vented to Grim and mah baby Chad, lol, but I'll do it here alsoooooo. (I'll randomly insert FUCK at moments of disgust in my own actions :P)
Anyways FUCK man. I'm in Destin, Florida currently, at a beach house. Our house is literally on the beach. I open the back doors, and BAM - 1337 oceanz. SO FUCKKKKKKK I've been here for 4 days (not including today), and we leave tomorrowz. FUCK FUCK FUCK so, Tuesday I think it was, and I'm hoping it was, because if it was Monday that what I'm about to tell you happened happened, IMAFUCKINGKILLMAHSELF. Anyways, Tuesday/Monday, one of the two, me, my little cousin, my dad, and my older cousin by a year were all chillin' in the oceanzz. Now, not trying to sound cocky I SWEAR, but I have a pretty nice body, especially compared to who I was with at the time. It's that whole, being with people that don't look as good as you, thus making you look even better, type thing (except thats not why I was with them - I just wanted to have a good time with my family). This is critical to know for what I'm about to say next. FUCKFUCK FUCK IM A PUSSY. So, I'm OBVIOUSLY observing the beautiful, beautiful ladies EVERYWHERE. And two girls, that look right around my age pop in the ocean. One blonde, one brunette - BOTH HOT AS FUCK. Now, I'm letting you know, WE'RE IN THE FUCKING OCEAN, SOOOO IT'S FUCKING HUGE. Also, our beach houses have like, a closed off area for the beach, like private to only people with beach houses. So there's space like, everywhere, but the two girls move in close as fuckkkkkk. Like pretty close. It COULD have been accidently, but there was so much other room in the water , Ijust don't see how they didn't know they were getting close, because at one point, they moved away, then came back. Now, what I said earlier is critical, because if they are moving in on purpose, which, 90% chance they are, they're coming for me. Not trying to sound cocky, I SWEAR, pluss it's what my dad told me. This is what he said - "They're not after me - I'm too old. Not after Gabe(little cuz) - too young. Possibly after CJ(big cuz), but doubtful - he's chubby." I'm awestruck, I didn't know what to fucking do. They looked fucking amazing. Both of them. Wasn't the ugly girl with the hot friend. They were both fucking HOT. As they got closer, I moved away. I fucking choked. HARD. FUCK FUCK FUCK. They kept moving in, but I couldn't force myself to say anything to them. They eventually got out, and my dad basically called me retarded for not saying anything to them, which I COMPLETELY understand. So I bitched or whatever. Now it's the next day. Algae is fucking EVERYWHERE in the water, so It's not many people there - 2 hot ass girls included. So my fam decided to go to Big Kahunas, a waterpark. Nothing happened there, really. Moreso just A LOT of girls that shouldn't have been in bikinis. Kinda nasty nastyyy. So basically, in relation to the 2 girls, it was a wasted day, because I didn't even see them. Now, going further into the story, I'm noticing that the only way the order of these events is possible is if the day I first saw the 2 girls was MONDAY, SO FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. Anyways, next day. I'm like, "I'm saying something to these girls." I couldn't get to the beach fast enough. I had my trunks on at about, 8 or so. I had to wait for my fam tho, because though my older cousin is a little chubby, he's still a fucking beast ass wingman. So we roll out. In the oceanz now. My cousin sees the chicks on shore. Asks me if I want to roll up, and I FUCKING CHOKE AGAIN. It wasn't really THAT much of me choking though, because at the time, it seemed as if they were with they're relatives or something, and moving in would've been awkward. An hour or so passes, and I'm like, "FUCK IT". And I start to go, but I notice that they're talking to 2 other dudes. They weren't like, any Baywatch looking GOD BODY looking dudes. Just some average looking dudes. Again, NOT TRYING TO SOUND COCKY - (IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS NOW THAT IM FAR FROM), but I felt I looked better than them. I just couldn't figure out if they were like, the girls' brothers or something. So, I DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING. FUCK. Now it's Thursday. I wake up on the fucking hunt. I wake up my cousin. He's down. And we're chilling watching Harry Potterz until I spot the girls walking out. They fucking sit on some chairs like, right in front of the back of our house, so like, as soon as we walk down the stairs to the beach, we're there. So I'm like, lets go. And my cousin rolls extra fast. It caught me off guard, and I was like calm down. I needed some time to think of what I was gonna say. He's like, lets just fucking go, and I bitch for like, 15 minutes before I'm like, whatever. So we go, and we talk to them. They were so fucking cool. Not stuck up at all, and we made them laugh a lot. It was fucking perfect. Me and my cousin had to go to the mall though, and being the retard I am, I don't even get their names or anything. I just got 2 pieces of information, and 1 was fucking CRUCIAL. 1st piece - they're from Illinois, 2nd piece - THEY'RE FUCKING LEAVING THE NEXT DAY AT 11:30 AM. We weren't leaving until AFTER the next day. So I'm mad, but I don't show it. I'm just like, "how long are you guys gonna be out here?", and they said they were about to go parasailing, and then chill on the beach for like, some fucking hours. So I'm like KK, and me and my cousin dip out. I thought shit was fucking solid. NOW...FUCK...THE FUCKING PLAN WAS SHOPPING FROM 10 TO 12, 1 AT THE LATEST. WE DIDN'T GET BACK UNTIL FUCKING 5. All I FUCKING got was some Reebok hightops, some sunglasses, and a pair of A87 shorts. That's fucking it. Total of maybe 45 minutes on my part. The other fucking 4 HOURS AND 15 MINUTES was my fucking mom (ily mom) and my fucking grandma (ily grandma) and my fucking aunt (ily auntie) looking at some FUCKING SHOES. FUCK. We fucking got back, and no suprise to me, the girls were fucking gone. FUCKING GONE. I hoped that they would at least come out to the beach one more time before they left, so I could get a number, facebook, something, but nope. And the thing that makes me the maddest is that had I not been a PUNK ASS BITCH in the first place, I would've had WAY more time to spend with them, so FUCK.
/vent
live and fucking learn I guess.
<3

EDIT: AND BY THE FUCKING WAY, TREMENDUS FUCKING LIVES IN FLORIDA. ALL THE GIRLS HERE, AND ALL THE XBOX HE FUCKING PLAYS, I THINK HE'S A FAGGOT. JUST SAYING. YOU CAN TELL HIM. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. IF I LIVED HERE, LOL@FUCKINGXBOX
/tremisgayandiwishilivedinfloirdarant
Back on topic though, I'm gonna try my best to never let this shit happen again, because although I probably would've never seen those girls again anyway, I won't ever know for sure :( :(

And really, sorry for all the profanity, but I didn't know any other way to express how shitty(lol, sorry) I was feeling :( :( :( :( And sorry for saying 'like' so much. LOL

Well, back to the dramatic, stuck-up bitches you call girls in Michigan
Edited by KrazyFing3rz, Jul 15 2011, 04:08:04 PM.
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GTFO British
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Aka Dodgy

Ah man it's alright... Happens to the best of us. Yeah I heard Florida has some real beauties as well. I be jelly.
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Ω HACIENDATHIS
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SINISTAR

It's things like this that make me happy I dont care about ransoms and just talk to anyone. If it goes bad - meh thy weren't in you life anyway.

But I have been in situations like this in the sense that you waste so much time hmmm'ing and naaaa'ing by thetime you do, you wished you did it sooner
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SixxtySixx
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These moments definitely suck but it's like you said, live and learn. Just rebound from this experience and remember what you did in case you get in this situation again. Just do the opposite XD
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AnimalStaccato
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Live and learn bro, live and learn.
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Legend
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Artist. Poet. Legend.

lol. Girls. I has no time for them.
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Ω TrueNinjaman74
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This is the reason I'm happy I already have someone.
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SoulFire
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Well, Krazy, since you asked for it last night. Penis. HAVE I SATISFIED YOUR NEEDS?
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SaltheJedi
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Such a sad moment bro, but I must lulz out of my duty as a fellow man. Better luck next time :D and Sini's style always works
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MysticShaid
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Yea thats Florida for you. Lived there my entire life, so yes, Florida girls are hawt Dodgy. lol Damn Krazy, I am sorry to hear that bro. But oh well, what is the worst that would happen if you talk to them you gotta think. And trust me, the city girls are a lot better than those country ones, especially hawt ones in Tampa, Miami, and Daytona. Right now, I am still on vacation at the beach (St. Petersburg) and there are quite a few pickings. But good try man. I is proud.
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