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Futurama Haiku
Topic Started: Apr 18 2007, 03:10 PM (1,416 Views)
SonicPanther
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I wrote a few this morning. :P

"Futurama"
Robot, cyclops, and
some guy. Also, they're in the
future or something.

"Zoidberg"
Hungry lobster eats
garbage from a dumpster, yum!
What a meal for free!

"Bender"
Bending robot bends
girders sometimes, but mostly
watches bad TV.

"Fry"
Wears a red jacket
has orange, spikey hair
never takes showers.

"Leela"
It is amazing
how she has only one eye;
pilots and still lives.

"Amy"
Chinese klutz from Mars
Very rich, popular, and cute,
but also annoying, guh!

"Zapp"
Five-star general,
but still wimpy and he is
definatley dumb.

"Kif"
Lackey of a fat
moron, squishy green alien
sighs and takes orders.

"Farnsworth"
Senile, very old man
half invents inventions and
then forgets he did.

"Scruffy"
Janitor by day,
universe's defender by
night... or maybe not.

"Nibbler"
On Earth, a cute pet;
on Eternium,
serious business.

And now I'm starting to do episodes...

"The Sting"
"We finished the job,
now let's go! I've got jelly
in my underpants!"

-SP- | Ownzor of TFF | The Bendable Admin | Vice Founder, I guess
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Zeebs
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Dr. Horrible

Those were fun to read :)

I wish I remembered how to make Haikus...then I would make some haha.

Hmm...maybe I can figure it out... *feeling stupid*
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FuturamaPac
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Evelyn Wood

Great work! Oh, and ZB, I share your puzzledness. I basically know what a Haiku is but now I think i'm wrong...
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Grammar Girl

Ooh, nice Haikus! I especially like 'Scruffy'. ;)

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Right?

How to go about
Making a Haiku: 5, 7,
5 - in syllables.
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Zeebs
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Dr. Horrible

Bender is a great
Robot from Futurama,
So we all love him.

Eh? Eh? No. I don't like it :(
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Grammar Girl

I thought mine was quite good, but I'd like to see more from SP too. ;)
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Dr. Horrible

As would I :D
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Pimpwagon

they were good! im rubbish at haiku's though!!!
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nicky boy
Apr 21 2007, 04:44 AM
they were good! im rubbish at haiku's though!!!

They were very good!
I am rubbish at haikus
So I will not try.
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Evelyn Wood

Well you should try them
You will be amazed at what
You can accomplish.
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Grammar Girl

Damn right I sure will
I'll get started right away
I was bored before.
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This is so cool, guys!
But haiku's are hard, although
they are very fun!
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Zeebs
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Once upon a time
Some nerds named TFFers
Had a Haiku thread

[continued:]

We wrote some Haikus
Simply for the fun of it
But ZB gave up
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"Haha" laughed Rothus
That one was most delightful
But where will this end?!
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"Who knows" said ZB
Apparently I havn't
Given up quite yet
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