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| SonicPanther | Sep 30 2007, 05:32 PM Post #1 |
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I will now force myself to write a Futurama fanfiction. There is no doubt this won't be pretty. Enjoy! ---Chapter 1 The Planet Express meeting room, a hot, sticky August afternoon. The Planet Express crew were all sitting in their seats around the conference table, like they always did. It was another typical afternoon, with a meeting to announce their next delivery. Professor Farnsworth would usually ramble on about the certain death that would be faced on the mission, and make up excuses about why the package was so important to deliver to get his crew into delivering it. There was one thing missing, though- the Professor wasn't there for the meeting he called himself. The wrinkled old man walked in to the room after a few moments of silence. His head was hung low, and his voice was unusually quiet. "Sad, sad, terrible news, everyone...", he announced weakly. The crew were all shocked at his introduction. Usually with him, everything was good news. If a mutant aardvark had eaten somebody close to him, it would have been 'good news'. He slumped into his chair and sat there for a moment before anybody dared to speak. “Geez, what’s eating him?” Bender said enthusiastically. “Y’know, besides those worms he has.” Farnsworth perked up suddenly and gleefully replied to the robot. “Oh, I just wanted to inform you all that we’ll be delivering a package to my good friend, Milo!” “Milo? Sounds like a real boring, artsy-fartsy guy. Eh, I don’t blame you,” Bender pulled out a cigar from his chest cabinet and lit it up. “Oh my, no!” the Professor exclaimed. “He’s the emperor of his entire planet!” “Wow,” responded Fry, “I’ve always wanted to be an emperor! What planet does he run?” “Oh, nothing too big. Just Cyon 10, one of the most populated planets in its sector. It’s home to the Cyonians. You had them in your time here on Earth, didn’t you Fry?” “Uhhh…” Fry hesitated. “They’re snakes, right? I think one bit me when I went to Arizona as a little kid. Then, during that trip, I also fell of a cliff and landed on my head. That was fun.” Farnsworth shook his head. “No, they’re canines. Their ancestors looked like a dog or a fox did back then.” “Oh! Oh! Oh! Coyotes! Yeah, those!” Fry practically shouted. “Why are they on that other planet now?” “Well, back in 2015, a new process began testing that would cause a species to evolve at a rate a thousand times faster than they normally would. Coyotes were chosen as the test subjects. Several dozen were brought to a government facility to be tested in. By 2107, they were just as intelligent as any human, and were able to break out of the facility with ease. They reproduced after they broke free, and eventually there were enough of them to be classified as a threat to mankind’s dominance of Earth! They decided to start their own civilization where they were the top species, and migrated to what is not Cyon 10. They dubbed themselves the Cyonians”, the Professor finished. Fry looked excited. “That’s so cool! What are we delivering to h-“ “Of you go!”, shouted the Professor as he set the package on the table and left the room. |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Oct 1 2007, 10:56 AM Post #2 |
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Ooh, very good so far! When's the next part coming up? |
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| Zeebs | Oct 7 2007, 09:43 AM Post #3 |
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I like it. You should continue it. |
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| Skinavish | Dec 11 2007, 08:23 PM Post #4 |
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oh.. I get it! You use coyotes insted of foxes because Fox sucks for canceling futurama! Or maybe I'm putting too much thought into this. Also, what happened to Cyon 1 thru Cyon 9? also... Good job so far! |
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