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Everybody Loves Fry
Topic Started: Dec 2 2007, 03:33 PM (1,316 Views)
SonicPanther
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I stole this idea from Zeebs, because...Why the hell not? XD

Everybody Loves Fry
By SonicPanther

NOTE: This story was written more the purpose of humor or nothing more. The characters aren't potrayed perfectly in this one. Also, this contains robosexuality from one well known charactter towards another...If that offends you, leave right now.
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Chapter 1

Bender groaned and threw himself onto the Planet Express breakroom couch.

The robot had been thinking a lot lately, thinking about things that made him wish to stop thinking all together. His mind was plagued with thoughts of his best friend, Fry. His dorky laugh, his boyish smile, his hair-horn...Bender could not stop thinking about him. When he thought of his friend, he felt overcome by emotions. Bender could usually feel no emotion, but when he did, it was strong. Because of this, there were many emotions that were still alien to him. But this one he recognized. It was a feeling he both relished and dreaded, especially right then. He finally admitted to himself how he felt.

He was in love.

As if that wasn’t bad enough for him, he was in love with Fry.

Okay, there, he had finally admitted it. But that didn’t make it any less unacceptable, wrong, and disturbing. Bender had always been against robosexuality. How could he be a robosexual himself? And how could he fall in love with Fry of all people, especially after knowing him for eight years? He knew he was lying to himself again. He had feelings for Fry for years that simply grew stronger over time. But he couldn’t tell anyone! If he did, he would never forgive himself. Bender would just have to get over it.

The robot groaned and got up. “I haven’t needed a beer this much since ten minutes ago,” he grumbled as he walked over to the refrigerator. Suddenly, he heard the ‘swoosh’ of opening doors. Fry walked in to the room, a broad smile spreading across his face as he cheerfully strolled over to swipe the beer from Bender’s hand.

“Hiya, Bender! Thanks for the beer!”, he said.

Bender narrowed his eyes. “Hey meatbag,” he began, “You look like you’re in a good mood. Too much of a good mood. You didn’t steal my porn stash again, did you?”

“Nope,” he replied. “It’s even better than the time I did that!”

Fry drank the bottle of beer in one large gulp and placed the open bottle back in Bender’s hands as he walked away. “Well, what the hell is making you act like Hermes after he fired Scruffy?”

“Who?”

“Never mind. What’s making you so damn happy?”

Fry’s smile widened. “I asked Leela out…”

“So? You’ve done that five times this week.” Bender sneered.

“But this time…She said yes!” Fry shouted with badly conceald excitement.

“…Oh.”

Bender watched him walk out. For a few moments he stood there, clenching his fists, fuming with unexpected feelings of anger and envy. Eventually he stormed out, with one thought on his mind…

“PREPARING TO TERMINATE TURANGA LEELA!”

-SP- | Ownzor of TFF | The Bendable Admin | Vice Founder, I guess
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o.O I love it. I'm glad somebody finally wrote it.

Although, I really hate your title. Seriously, that's the best you could think of?

Also, doesn't robosexuality mean manbot x manbot? Whatever.

But yeah, that's great. Write more! :D

Or maaaaaaaybe, we could make this a TFF collaboration thing. o.O
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I just can't title stories. It was a name parody that fit so I used it...

Watch the pilot again. "I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger."

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Great I love it! It's shippy and Benders about to kill someone.
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...and that's all that matters!

Seriously though, nice beginning. Write more!
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Dec 3 2007, 02:48 AM
I just can't title stories. It was a name parody that fit so I used it...

Watch the pilot again. "I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger."

Hah, well, it's not all that bad. I'm a hypocrite for asking if that was the best you could come up with; I can't think of anything better myself xD

And I remember that now! Heh.

But yes, please do write more!
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lmao! grea story so far!
Can't wait for more! I think ll the talk of Bender/Fry atm is hilarious! It could be quite cute.
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XD I can't believe you went through with this! Y'know, if you write it well enough, I just might not hate it. ;)
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Can we do that collaboration thing? We can make it a parody of bad fanfiction, because this is just bloody awful. XD

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Evelyn Wood

No it is not!
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I think this story is genuinly great!
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Yay! Pazuzu's avatar-ness!
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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It's amazing! Well, if you won't write more, at least you've left us in a good spot to pick it up.

I, Zeebs, shall take the noble act of butchering this great work just to continue it.

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But not right now.
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I would sk for you to continue soon but I don't think I'm in the position to ask for an update.
I ain't not no hypocrite! triple negative ha!
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You are all insane.

I'm not SP on Skinavish's computer, honest. Seriously.
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