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Discussions of philosophy; I know they're all out of character!
Topic Started: Mar 6 2008, 02:43 PM (233 Views)
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Mr Magnetic Blood

I only actually started this for SSOTM#3, but kind of like the idea, so I might continue. Later. After I finish my Morrowind fic.
Anyway, all the ridiculous discussions on philosophical and symbolic subject are based on Dinosaur comics, the best webcomic ever.


"So, Leela, why won't you go out with me?" Fry asked the mirror. No, that wouldn't work either. It didn't even sound breezy.
Shrugging, jumped down on the couch, falling onto something hard. Puling the something out of underneath his buttocks, Fry made a startling discovery: the 'something' was a Slurm can. A relatively new version, which would explain how it had remained visibly untouched, despite a large part of his body mass putting pressure on it.
The startling amount of Slurm that spiled out of it as he turned the can upside-down revealed the fact that it was stil half-full. Of course, because of his role as the Universe's plaything, most of the Slurm had spilled on Fry's pants. As he got up to go and change them, Bender, who had been sleeping on the couch, woke up with a start and turned on the TV immediately.
Fry stopped to watch a documentary on the Church of Preservationism. What was probably a Neptunian eyed the camera with a completely blank stare. "Why must one worry about oneself, if one will change eventually. In five years, one will be a completely different person, with different desires and ideas. However, Preserationism focuses it's followers on keeping onto their personalities, preserving them, keeping one the same person as oneself is and should be."
Fry sat back down, suddently interested in the concept. "That's it! This is the only key to happiness, isn't it? I am trying to change for Leela, yet I will essentially be a completely different person if I succeed!"
Bender switched the channel to one that was showing All My Circuits at the time, and well most of the time, and turned to face Fry. "Your view of change is flawed. All the changes ultimately stem from your personality, to adapt to changes in your life and thus are justified."
Fry considered that for a while, before adressing the issue from a different angle, "May I remind you of the advantages of being member of a church?"
"No, you may not!" Bender replied, "There are none that really matter. Not when it comes to this kind of cult anyway. The cons cancel all the advantages out."
"Must you always debunk my theories?"
"Oh yes, I must"
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Mafia Frog

Nicely written! :)
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Very strange. :P
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