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Topic Started: Apr 19 2008, 11:04 AM (1,853 Views)
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A thread in which you post quotes, because I like quoting things.

"I'm here to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of ass."

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Yay!!! Quotage is one of my favourite hobbies! :P

I've got some brilliant ones from real life. : D

"What about the Bulgarian sput?"

"a to d minus b."

"France invaded our refridgerator."

"Oh no, she's going to get high on Cheerios again!"

"Leave the kettle and bring the skull."

"Saruman fell in my coffee."

"Aardvarks, armadillos, ants, they're all the same..."

"Izzie, where did you put that ridiculously small brush youtried to fob me off with earlier?"

"Dublin was (and always will be) in Ireland."

"Screw health and safety, just RUN!"

"Ah yes, that old English proverb: when the cat is absent, the walls are ludicrous."

"That guy spelt me username wrong, he put Sikrosky!"
"Sikrosky? Wasn't that a composer?"
"That's Tchaikovsky!"

"I'm going to expel one of you at random. Err... Frances!"

"What's optimistic?"
"It's when you look on the bright side."
"No, isn't it when you turn thing to gold?"
"That's alchemy!"

"Stand still, I'm trying to find another rock to smash over your head."

"Flic, I've desicrated the periodic table."

"WWI broke out about 21 years after WWII."

"Don't miqx with the hypi, he has jam!"

"Aah, my armpit! ... I never thought I'd say that."

"My goodness, I've got frightening amount of pride!"

"We're under attack!"
"Well d'uh."

"April isn't in March, William."

"Damn Biology, screwing up my perception of reality."

[Dr Little trying to explain dominant and recessive genes]
"Like if it was t-shirts vs. big massive fur coats - you could still have a t-shirt on underneath, but the fur coat would cover it up. But if you had two t-shirts on, you would still be able to see... Your elbows."

"I like Hush Puppies."
"What are Hush Puppies?"
"They're like Slush Puppies - oh wait, no."

"Where's my pigskin?"

"Where was the first place to give women the vote?"
"Disneyland."

"What do I do with this banana? I'm not gonna eat it... We could just lob it at someone."
"Hey Mike, want a banana?!"

"I've just realised that my galsses are not on my face."

"... So 240 divided by 15 is 3? [works it out on calculator] It's 17. But your guess wasn't too far off!"
"It wasn't a guess, I worked it out!"

"Yeah, all the newspapers have been going on about flying penguins and all that."
"Eh?"
"It's April Fool's Day."
"Hang on, penguins can't fly!"
"It's April Fool's Day."
"Wait - can they fly?"
"Joy, it's April Fool's Day!"

[Explaining the rules of netball to me]
"Don't hold the ball for more than three seconds or you'll be done for speeding. It's not actually called speeding, it's... I'm gonna call it speeding."

[Still explaining netball]
"Everyone's gonna be shouting 'Footwork!" at you. Ignore them! Carry on!"

"Come ooon, National Grid!"

"The robots will be very elegant, and will multiply the crime, suicide and divorce rates."

"Just keep looking at the nun."

"You need to centralise your monkey."

"When's the train taking off?"

[In Scotland we went to the edinburgh Dungeon. The first room was this courtroom, and my mum was called up.]
"What were you doing last night?"
"Watching TV."
"Liar! What were you doing last night?"
"Watching TV."
"Lies!"
"It's the truth!"
"You were dancing round a pagan fire!"
"That doesn't sound like me."

"If an emo geek is a gemo, what's an emo hippy?"
"A hippo."
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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those were actually very funny RDR> Is this what you get up to in that corner of your by the artroom? Writting these weirds little quotes down? I'd like to know - who worked out 240/15=3 :P
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Apr 19 2008, 06:04 PM
"I'm here to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of ass."

There is plenty of it... In America!

Anyway, I had some awesome ones in real life, but I can't quite remember most of them right now. Here's some:

Me: "...And I think [Loser 1] here has something to say to you."
Loser 1: "You're a faggot!" (we uttered these two lines as a reference to the Gman Squad)
Loser 2: "I like faggots - they're tasty"
*Me and L1 look at eachother bemusedly*

Loser 3: "So you're really a necrophiliac?"
Me: "I am no such thing!"
Loser 3: "So would you like us to kill [Loser 4]?"
Me: *glares* "I'd rather have you dead." *pause* "Wait NO!"

Me: *facepalm* "I'm surrounded by idiots"
*L1 throws a pen at me*
Loser 1: "Lightning bolt!"

*awkward silence*
Me: "Hey I just realised - we have like eight fire exits in this school!"

Loser 1: "Quick, get to da choppa!"
Me: "No!"

*bunch of seagulls fly are flying around*

Loser 1: Not that I wish to imply that... *points up at seagulls* "THEY'RE ATTACKING!"

This is one of my favourites, we still quote it constantly:

*I'm bleeding slightly*
Me: I never noticed how similar blood actualy was to ketchup... Practically identical..."
Loser 1: "Furries are evil."
Me: *licks cut* "...But salty..."
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Apr 19 2008, 12:12 PM
those were actually very funny RDR> Is this what you get up to in that corner of your by the artroom? Writting these weirds little quotes down? I'd like to know - who worked out 240/15=3 :P

I tried to only type up the ones you didn't need to eb there to understand. :P

And yeah, I've got a notebook with a whole section dedicated to quotes! XD But I don't write them down back there, I do that in class. I run into trees back there. ;)

And it was Frances' wonderful maths that helped me work out the scale for my graph. I honestly don't know where she got that 6 from! :lol:

And Pokey, those were very strange. :P
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"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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How do you remember random quotes you've said? Do you guys write them down or something? I'm sure I've said 100s of stupid things like that (probally today) But I can''t remember any.
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Oh, I can easily rememeber them, beause me and my friedns are suck boring people, whenever something like that happens, we instantly turn it into an inside joke.

Also, can't believe I forgot this particularly bizarre one:

Loser 6: [I can't remeber what he said exactly, but it was him jokingly making some comment about me]
Me: "Oh yeah? Well you crush pancakes in your spare time."
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Apr 19 2008, 07:37 PM
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"I'm here to kick ass and play card games. And I'm all out of ass."

There is plenty of it... In America!

"I'm so glad to be back home... IN CANADA!"

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"There's a voice in my head! And it's French, the exact opposite of American!"
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"Muahahahaha... In America!"

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"I summon copy-cat. It gies me the power to copy your catchphrase - IN AMERICA!"
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@Paz: Partly what Pokey said, but mainly 'cos I write 'em down! :P

What Pokey waa saying about crushing pancakes reminds me of something ym friend was teling me the other day. He was saying about how there are some right idiots at his school, and how there was this one time when a bit of apple got in his hair, so he brushed it out and it fell onto the table. Then this boy was like "Eugh, you've got nits!" so Ben said "It's not a nit, it's just apple." It was really obviously apple, but this boy was just so stupid, so he picke up the appe and ate it. Then this boy was like "Ewww, you eat nits!!!"

Apparently whenever they get into an argument now this guy's 'clever retort' is always: *Pause* ... "Yeah, well... You eat nits!!"
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Awesome convo with iGod, I hope that counts as a quote:

God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Have any died?
God:
No I don't think I have any died. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Give it here!
God:
What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
You said you did!
God:
" What if I don't have it to give?"? I said I did?
Me:
Yes, but have you lost it? If so, I'm sorry for your lots.
God:
Excuse me! "it" being of my friends ever died? There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is my lots.
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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