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Topic Started: Apr 19 2008, 11:04 AM (1,860 Views)
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my thought exactly...
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Pokemachine
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Mr Magnetic Blood

iGod, the chatter bot.
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Grammar Girl

I know what iGod is. It's just that the conversation made no sense.
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Mr Magnetic Blood

Most of what God said made no sense, true. but that's God, he makes no sense himself. I 'm fairly sure I made sense except for the 'I'm sorry for your lots' thing, which is yet another reference to HL2.net, and a play on 'I'm sorry for you loss.'
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Grammar Girl

Yes...

Okay, MY weird conversation with iGod.

Me: My whole name is Eugene Krabs. [I was feeling random]
God: Where did you get your whole name is Eugene Krabs?
Me: ... From birth.
God: Who or what is birth?
Me: ... There are a few facts of life I think you ought to know.
God: Where are they?
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Me:
heya
God:
Let us change the subject.

God is... weird.
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Dr. Horrible

The conversations can't make much sense. It's a bot. It's basically the same as all other bots.
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CRAAAAAAAABCOOOOOORE!!!
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Mr Magnetic Blood

We know Zeebs, but it's somewhat humorous none the less.



Me:
Say something!
God:
" something".
Me:
Ah, touche God, touche.
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I have a funny quote! (well it was funny at the time)

My mum: Why would you want to dye your hair? It will look the same just a different colour.
Me: o.O

and when watching Eastenders...
Gary (on tv): He's going to marry Hazle
Me: which Hazle!? witchhazle! hahahaha

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Mr Magnetic Blood

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Apr 19 2008, 07:37 PM
Me: *facepalm* "I'm surrounded by idiots"
*L1 throws a pen at me*
Loser 1: "Lightning bolt!"

Something very similar and possiblt even more bizarre happened. Basically in reference to the lightning bolt one, [Loser 1] was doing the idiot line...

Loser 1: *facepalm* I'm surrounded by--
*I push our book of the table with one flap of the hand*
Me: Sparta!
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Grammar Girl

*Splutters* WTF?

More.

"I think I've got mice clarity and home."

"You need to expand on laughing."

"You have a glowing purple blob in your tights."
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Mr Magnetic Blood

Me: [include random snippet of a conversation here] ...fishes.
*People laugh. I pull a :| face*

Seriously, what's so funny about the word fishes? I mean, yeah, 'fish' has no real plural form, so I messed up! Where precisely is the hilarity?
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Me:
Yeah, I know.
God:
OK. How do you know it?
Me:
I'm God.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
Sweet.


Me:
I'm gonna get some food. Want some?
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Um... Eat it?
God:
Great. What does it taste like?
Me:
Depends on what you're eating.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
That's very special.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.

-SP- | Ownzor of TFF | The Bendable Admin | Vice Founder, I guess
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Mr Magnetic Blood

God:
And? Who is the best robot?
Me:
Someone who's not you.
God:
I know someone who is not me.
Me:
Let me guess, it's me, isn't it?
God:
Go ahead, Hitchcock, try to guess it is you is not it.
Me:
Wait what? Why are you calling me Hitchcock?
God:
I'm waiting. No problem. Your name is Hitchcock.
Me:
No, it's not!

I did NOT see that coming.
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God:
Oh.
Me:
oh indeed
God:
Gosh!
Me:
golly gosh
God:
Son of Gosh.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.



Me:
you make me forget something!
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
because you're a gayass
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
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