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| SonicPanther | May 23 2008, 03:52 PM Post #61 |
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HazMat official: I'm sorry, son. Let's get him to ICU. [scoops Mr. Hankey's corpse into a small white body bag] Kyle: [weeping] Noo! No! Stan: [concerned] Are you gonna be okay, dude? I'm here for you. Wendy: [arriving] Hi, Stan. Ready to go see another movie? [Damn.] Stan: Okay! [releases Kyle, and Kyle falls] - South Park, "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" |
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| +AshleyBenlove | May 23 2008, 05:06 PM Post #62 |
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"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." -- H. L. Mencken |
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| Zeebs | May 23 2008, 05:16 PM Post #63 |
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"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." :] I DUNNO WHO SAID IT. :[ |
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| +AshleyBenlove | May 23 2008, 06:57 PM Post #64 |
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Dr. Cox: It has gotten to the point where I'm starting to go back in my head over all my old relationships. I mean don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm going to sit here and count up all the women I've ever slept with. Turk: Twelve. J.D.: Nine. Dr. Cox: Eighteen. But not one of them ever really understood me. Turk: I'm feeling you, man. I mean, I consider myself a really romantic guy who's just a little stressed out, and I thought the one person who would understand that would be Carla. Dr. Cox: You know, the weird thing is, I'm actually trying this time. Turk: I just wonder if I'm what she really wants. Dr. Cox: I just wonder if I'll ever be able to make it work out with anyone. J.D.: My peep's on the fritz. -- Scrubs: My Monster |
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| +RobotDevilRox | May 24 2008, 10:21 AM Post #65 |
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We say "Ah, memories" an awful lot, and it's usually accompanied by wiping away an imaginary tear if it's me who says it.
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| +AshleyBenlove | May 24 2008, 12:44 PM Post #66 |
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Jordan: [Happily] Tell your Daddy what you just did! Jack: I made a poopy in the potty. Dr. Cox: You know son, as a doctor, I spend a lot of my day dealing with other people's poop, and I'm not gonna lie to you Jackie, it gets old. Now that's not to say that I haven't enjoyed the last three years of waking up to a fresh brown trout in your Huggies, besides, you're gonna be doing the same thing for me someday real soon, and yet, aside from actually seeing you being born, and that time Wayne Gretzky said 'what's up' to me in line at the bank, you being out of diapers is the best damn thing that's ever happened to me, it truly is. Now, why don't you go on into your room and play for a little while 'cos your mom and I are gonna celebrate up here grown-up style. -- Scrubs: My Transition |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 15 2008, 11:50 AM Post #67 |
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Stan: Where are you going, Kyle? Kyle: [stops and looks back] I'm going to the kitchen! This is stupid! Stan: But you're gonna miss it! The, they're gonna say "love" and you're gonna miss it! Kyle: I don't really give a dance! - South Park, "It Hits the Fan" |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 15 2008, 12:11 PM Post #68 |
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Kyle: We got six days to make it to Los Angeles. If we keep our stops to a minimum, we should be able to get the episode pulled just in time. Cartman: Yes, and in just a few weeks from now, Family Guy will be off the air forever. Kyle: [puzzled] Off the air? But... we're just going to try to get the Mohammed episode pulled. Cartman: It's simple television economics, Kyle. All it takes to kill a show forever is get one episode pulled. If we convince the network to pull this episode for the sake of Muslims, then the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled. And then people with disabilities can demand another show get pulled. And so on and so on, until Family Guy is no more! It's exactly what happened to Laverne & Shirley. Kyle: [races ahead] Whoa whoa wait a minute! [pulls a hand brake so as to block Cartman, then gets off his Big Wheels] This isn't what I signed up for! I like Family Guy. Why do we have to get it off the air forever? Cartman: Because they made f-fun of Muslims, and and that's wrong. Kyle: But that doesn't mean it has to go off the air. You should like that show. Your sense of humor is just like Family Guy. Cartman: [gets off his Big Wheels, his anger sudden and strong, and walks up to Kyle] Don't you EVER, EVER, compare me to Family Guy! You hear me Kyle??!! Compare me to Family Guy again, and so help me I will kill you where you stand! [turns and goes back to his Big Wheels] Kyle: [realizes Cartman's true intent] You unbelievable son of a bitch. You never cared about the Muslim religion. Or the safety of people in America. You just want Family Guy off the air! Cartman: Do you have any idea what it's like?! Everywhere I go, "Hey Cartman, you must like Family Guy, right?" "Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman." [turns and faces Kyle] I am NOTHING like Family Guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story! Deep, situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a POINT! Not just one interchangeable joke after another!! Kyle: What are you talking about?! Cartman: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! Kyle: I can't believe I let you scare me into taking your side. You used fear to make me stop believing in free speech. Cartman: Well... I guess you won't be helping me now. No biggie. I don't NEED you to get the episode pulled! [begins to walk towards his Big Wheels] Kyle: No! [moves to stop Cartman in his tracks] I am NOT letting you go to that television studio and preTEND... to care about safety and sensitivity to get a show you don't like off the air! Cartman: Well then Kyle, I guess we- ...Oh my God, is that Tim McGraw? Kyle: [turns around to see] What? [Cartman shoves him to the ground from behind and quickly gets on his Big Wheels, and peels away. Kyle gets up] CARTMAN! [gets on his Big Wheels and gives chase.] -- South Park: Cartoon Wars Part 1 |
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| Trombonist | Jul 16 2008, 05:37 PM Post #69 |
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My special list of quotes. V sovetskoj Rossii, yazyk perevodit Vas! (Quote in Russian translit)Trombonist The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering. [Doctor Who] The average American walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. [Unknown] I get mail; therefore I am. [Dilbert] Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. [R. A. Dickson] I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. [Jack Handey] If you understood everything I say, you'd be me! [Miles Davis] That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. [The Simpsons] Is it weird in here or is it just me? [Stephen Wright] You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? [Princess Bride] Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition. [Abraham Lincoln] Practice 30 hours a night after marching band.[Mr. Pote] Band prepares you for life. [Richard Saucedo] I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks. [Winston Churchill] There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not. [Courage] Edited by Trombonist, Jul 16 2008, 05:39 PM.
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 16 2008, 06:14 PM Post #70 |
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"I learned somethin' today. This country was founded by some of the smartest thinkers the world has ever seen. And they knew one thing: that a truely great country can go to war, and at the same time, act like it doesn't want to. You people who are for the war, you need the protesters. Because they make the country look like it's made of sane, caring individuals. And you people who are anti-war, you need these flag-wavers, because, if our whole country was made up of nothing but soft pussy protesters, we'd get taken down in a second. That's why the founding fathers decided we should have both. It's called 'having your cake and eating it too.'" -- Eric Theodore Cartman, South Park: I'm A Little Bit Country CARTMAN LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. |
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| Trombonist | Jul 16 2008, 08:03 PM Post #71 |
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Officer: Are you selling drugs to children? Man: No, I'm giving them candy! I'm, uh... dressing it up like drugs so the, uh... their parents don't know they're eating candy. And you're trying to take that away from them? How do you sleep at night? [Cyanide and Happiness] Edited by Trombonist, Jul 16 2008, 08:04 PM.
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 16 2008, 08:13 PM Post #72 |
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"Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warned." -- Professor Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 8: The Potions Master by J.K. Rowling |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 18 2008, 11:31 AM Post #73 |
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OMG, had some really funny ones in Latin today... Watch Hercules next lesson BTW! Disneeeyyy!!! XD "Salvius ain't dead, 'cos I heard him on the radio." "Bryony, this is the last time I'm going to ask you - can you please stop writing on Frances, her possessions, her belongings, and her general effects?" "And you were there at the Creation, were you?" "She was actually the one who shot King Harold in the eye at the Battle of Hastings." "Well, I'm sorry, but he stole my muffin." "Ghandi is so cool. You would never know that he liked gangsta rap." |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 10:26 AM Post #74 |
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Selected quotes from three chapters of book 1 of Harry Potter because I feels like it. "She has also lent him Quidditch Through The Ages, which turned out to be a very interesting read." -- Narrator, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 11: Quidditch by J.K. Rowling "But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." -- Narrator, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 10: Halloweenby J.K. Rowling "The castle felt more like home than Privet Drive ever had." -- Narrator, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 10: Halloweenby J.K. Rowling "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you dont mind, I'm going to bed." -- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 9: The Midnight Duel by J.K. Rowling "Harry Potter. Our new celebrity." -- Professor Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 8: The Potions Master by J.K. Rowling "Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warned." -- Professor Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 8: The Potions Master by J.K. Rowling |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 21 2008, 10:49 AM Post #75 |
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"Time for some more classic quotes from my life!" "Shut up!" "I'm a dead person!" "Your cow is upside-down." "Wait, is it liver of kidney that that affects?" "I don't care - I mean, I don't know!" "... So it was 3am and I was up this tree..." "Bryony, this is the last time I'm going to ask you - can you please stop writing on Frances, her possessions, her belongings, and her general effects?" Ah, my friends are good to me. XD |
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