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Topic Started: Apr 19 2008, 11:04 AM (1,856 Views)
+AshleyBenlove


For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin. ~Cher

Ink to paper is thoughtful
Ink to flesh, hard-core.
If Shakespeare were a tattooist
We'd appreciate body art more.
~Carrie Latet

Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown

You think it, I ink it. ~Saying of tattooists

The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown


The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different. ~Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
10:55
Isn't your dad's name spelled differently?

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
10:55
That guy from "Lost" and the sorcerer's stone
tes
yes*
Gerry

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
10:55
awww Bear just licked my toes

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
10:55
short for Gerard
/noexistent attention span

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+AshleyBenlove




[The Broflovski house. Kyle enters the living room. Gerald is on the sofa reading the newspaper]
Gerald: [lowers his paper] Oh, hello, son. [Kyle turns to face him]
Kyle: Dad, there is so a tooth fairy, huh?
Gerald: What? Oh. Kyle, let's have a little talk. [puts down his paper]
Kyle: [suddenly alarmed] Oh my God! You did lie to me.
Gerald: No. Kyle, she's just make-believe. Like Peter Pan.
Kyle: [looking aghast] Peter Pan, too??
Gerald: Kyle…
Kyle: What about Moses and Abraham?
Gerald: Well, they were probably real.
Kyle: Probably?! Is Atlantis real??
Gerald: Probably not.
Kyle: [frightened] Wahahahah!
Gerald: Look, Kyle, adults make up those things because they're fun for children.
Kyle: Fun for children?! Fun for children?! Look at me, Dad! I don't even know what's real anymore! Weaaaah! [runs out the door]


...

[American Dental Association, a gleaming skyscraper, day. Then the interior is shown, with all the dentists assembled. Dr. Roberts speaks]
Dr. Roberts: Fellow dentists: As you all know, we are still having numerous reports of missing teeth from all over the country. There are also reports of missing tooth fairy money. We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this. [presses a button to reveal a projection] A giant half-chicken/half-squirrel [shown sitting on a tree stump] that steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest [the chicken-squirrel feeds its young] for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring! We believe also that this creature would have at least a mild understanding of algebra [the chicken-squirrel tries to solve a basic problem], and that it-
Dentist: [stands] Uh, excuse me? I think I have a more logical theory.
Dr. Roberts: …Yeah. Weh well, by all means, Mr. Foley, enlighten us!
Mr. Foley: I think what we've got here is some kind of black-market tooth racket. Something where one group is stealing the money and teeth from another group for a profit. [the rest of the doctors, including the ADA head, laugh at him]
Dr. Roberts: Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds.
Mr. Foley: It's not ridiculous. It's very possible. I've seen it happen before.
Dr. Roberts: Where?!
Mr. Foley: In Montreal. [the rest of the convention laughs louder]
Dr. Roberts: And where, pray, is this "Montreal"?!
Mr. Foley: [determined] Look, I know how to handle this. All we have to do is bring down the kingpin and the rest will fall. You'll see! I'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks!
Dr. Roberts: Uhyub-dub very well, Mr. Foley, you go on your wild goosechase and meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand. [points at the chicken-squirrel]
Mr. Foley: Well, I will! [leaves his seat and heads out the door]
Dr. Roberts: [chuckles] Anyway, the half-chicken/half-squirrel would most likely be about three to four-and-a-half feet tall. His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device.

South Park: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
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What's with the tatoo quotes up there?
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:03
WTF happened to all of the off topic section???

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:03
???

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:03
such as the school thread and all that other stuff

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:03
Uh...
It's there 0_o

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:03
not yesterday
it wasnt

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:03
it's fine
and it WAS fine

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:04
uhh
ok

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:04
you're crazy

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:05
the only threads there are the threads about me and Ashley, you and Ashley, and pokey and Po Kee.

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:05
That'zs the Black Hole of Stupidity
it's a new sub-board I made

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:06
where's the rest?

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:06
click on General Discussion :P

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:07
OOOHHHH YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN
oops

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FAIL! XD
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:09
RDR says you fai
*fail

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:12
I sez: RDR, YOU fail at having a soul!

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+AshleyBenlove


Epic Fail.
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RobotDevilRox
Jul 21 2008, 11:07 AM
What's with the tatoo quotes up there?
No reason. I was bored.
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:14
Ashley says that you saying RDR fails at having a soul was an epic fail on RDR's part

Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com)
11:14
...
how does that work?

[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody
11:15
I... Don't... Know.

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+AshleyBenlove


NO! I REFERRING TO Panthy's POST #80.


*angry cursing for no reason*

*leaves angrily*
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+RobotDevilRox
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Fail? No, no, it's a blessing!

Er, I mean - of course I have a soul. What are you talking about? *Shifty eyes*
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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You were ghost. You can't be reborn with a soul.

Also, you hate dogs.

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+AshleyBenlove


Don't worry about it.

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

-- Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas

EDIT: PANTHER! *shock*
Edited by AshleyBenlove, Jul 21 2008, 11:19 AM.
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True, true... I am gettin more and more urges to strangle people...
Edited by RobotDevilRox, Jul 21 2008, 11:20 AM.
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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