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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 10:51 AM Post #76 |
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For someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin. ~Cher Ink to paper is thoughtful Ink to flesh, hard-core. If Shakespeare were a tattooist We'd appreciate body art more. ~Carrie Latet Good tattoos aren't cheap and cheap tattoos aren't good. ~Author Unknown You think it, I ink it. ~Saying of tattooists The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos. ~Author Unknown The tattoo attracts and also repels precisely because it is different. ~Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription: A Cultural History of the Modern Tattoo Community, 2000 |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 21 2008, 10:57 AM Post #77 |
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 10:55 Isn't your dad's name spelled differently? Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 10:55 That guy from "Lost" and the sorcerer's stone tes yes* Gerry [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 10:55 awww Bear just licked my toes Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 10:55 short for Gerard /noexistent attention span |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 11:03 AM Post #78 |
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[The Broflovski house. Kyle enters the living room. Gerald is on the sofa reading the newspaper] Gerald: [lowers his paper] Oh, hello, son. [Kyle turns to face him] Kyle: Dad, there is so a tooth fairy, huh? Gerald: What? Oh. Kyle, let's have a little talk. [puts down his paper] Kyle: [suddenly alarmed] Oh my God! You did lie to me. Gerald: No. Kyle, she's just make-believe. Like Peter Pan. Kyle: [looking aghast] Peter Pan, too?? Gerald: Kyle… Kyle: What about Moses and Abraham? Gerald: Well, they were probably real. Kyle: Probably?! Is Atlantis real?? Gerald: Probably not. Kyle: [frightened] Wahahahah! Gerald: Look, Kyle, adults make up those things because they're fun for children. Kyle: Fun for children?! Fun for children?! Look at me, Dad! I don't even know what's real anymore! Weaaaah! [runs out the door] ... [American Dental Association, a gleaming skyscraper, day. Then the interior is shown, with all the dentists assembled. Dr. Roberts speaks] Dr. Roberts: Fellow dentists: As you all know, we are still having numerous reports of missing teeth from all over the country. There are also reports of missing tooth fairy money. We believe that there can be only one logical reason for all of this. [presses a button to reveal a projection] A giant half-chicken/half-squirrel [shown sitting on a tree stump] that steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest [the chicken-squirrel feeds its young] for its genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring! We believe also that this creature would have at least a mild understanding of algebra [the chicken-squirrel tries to solve a basic problem], and that it- Dentist: [stands] Uh, excuse me? I think I have a more logical theory. Dr. Roberts: …Yeah. Weh well, by all means, Mr. Foley, enlighten us! Mr. Foley: I think what we've got here is some kind of black-market tooth racket. Something where one group is stealing the money and teeth from another group for a profit. [the rest of the doctors, including the ADA head, laugh at him] Dr. Roberts: Oh, Mr. Foley, you realize how ridiculous that sounds. Mr. Foley: It's not ridiculous. It's very possible. I've seen it happen before. Dr. Roberts: Where?! Mr. Foley: In Montreal. [the rest of the convention laughs louder] Dr. Roberts: And where, pray, is this "Montreal"?! Mr. Foley: [determined] Look, I know how to handle this. All we have to do is bring down the kingpin and the rest will fall. You'll see! I'll have it taken care of in a matter of weeks! Dr. Roberts: Uhyub-dub very well, Mr. Foley, you go on your wild goosechase and meanwhile, we'll deal with the real problems at hand. [points at the chicken-squirrel] Mr. Foley: Well, I will! [leaves his seat and heads out the door] Dr. Roberts: [chuckles] Anyway, the half-chicken/half-squirrel would most likely be about three to four-and-a-half feet tall. His large beak is probably detachable, and works as a flotation device. South Park: The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 21 2008, 11:07 AM Post #79 |
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What's with the tatoo quotes up there? |
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 21 2008, 11:09 AM Post #80 |
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Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:03 WTF happened to all of the off topic section??? [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:03 ??? Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:03 such as the school thread and all that other stuff [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:03 Uh... It's there 0_o Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:03 not yesterday it wasnt [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:03 it's fine and it WAS fine Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:04 uhh ok [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:04 you're crazy Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:05 the only threads there are the threads about me and Ashley, you and Ashley, and pokey and Po Kee. [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:05 That'zs the Black Hole of Stupidity it's a new sub-board I made Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:06 where's the rest? [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:06 click on General Discussion ![]() Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:07 OOOHHHH YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN oops |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 21 2008, 11:10 AM Post #81 |
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FAIL! XD |
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 21 2008, 11:12 AM Post #82 |
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:09 RDR says you fai *fail Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:12 I sez: RDR, YOU fail at having a soul! |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 11:13 AM Post #83 |
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Epic Fail. |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 11:13 AM Post #84 |
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No reason. I was bored. |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 21 2008, 11:15 AM Post #85 |
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[Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:14 Ashley says that you saying RDR fails at having a soul was an epic fail on RDR's part Skinavish (skinavish@hotmail.com) 11:14 ... how does that work? [Alex/Panther/Pantherstrike/SP] I hate nobody 11:15 I... Don't... Know. |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 11:16 AM Post #86 |
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NO! I REFERRING TO Panthy's POST #80. *angry cursing for no reason* *leaves angrily* |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 21 2008, 11:17 AM Post #87 |
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Fail? No, no, it's a blessing! Er, I mean - of course I have a soul. What are you talking about? *Shifty eyes* |
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| SonicPanther | Jul 21 2008, 11:18 AM Post #88 |
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You were ghost. You can't be reborn with a soul. Also, you hate dogs. |
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| +AshleyBenlove | Jul 21 2008, 11:19 AM Post #89 |
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Don't worry about it. Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more -- Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas EDIT: PANTHER! *shock* Edited by AshleyBenlove, Jul 21 2008, 11:19 AM.
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| +RobotDevilRox | Jul 21 2008, 11:19 AM Post #90 |
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True, true... I am gettin more and more urges to strangle people...
Edited by RobotDevilRox, Jul 21 2008, 11:20 AM.
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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