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Topic Started: Apr 19 2008, 11:04 AM (1,854 Views)
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Grammar Girl

RobotDevilRox
Jul 21 2008, 11:51 AM
AshleyBenlove
Jul 21 2008, 11:37 AM
There is a garden in every childhood, an enchanted place where colors are brighter, the air softer, and the morning more fragrant than ever again. ~Elizabeth Lawrence
LIKE HG WELLS' DOOR THE IN WALL!!!

I'm sorry, I'm addicted to that guy's fiction. It's like drugs, but better.
Oh my dance, Evelyn only goes to the same SCHOOL that HG Wells went to!

"Wow. Time flies when you're... Talking about people you hate!"

"That would ruin your microwave as well as being horribly cruel."

"See, Flic, that is exactly why I don't stand on newborn kittnes!"

"Get over yourself!"
"I can't, I'm just so amazing!"

"Do you think we should steal that wooden snail and hide it in a compost heap?"

"Is Midhurst a very fieldy place?"

"Wasn't god busy... Creating?"
"No, he was taking a break. He'd started making the world, but got bored, 'cos it was a bit love, and scrapped it... That was Pluto."

"I don't expect you to do Maths in your other lessons, and I'm sure your other teachers don't expect you to do Maths in my lesson."
Edited by RobotDevilRox, Oct 22 2008, 01:03 PM.
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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"Percy's letter was short and irritated."
-- Narration, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch by J.K. Rowling

"Getting his comeuppance for sacking Winky, isn't he?"
-- Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns by J.K. Rowling

"You saved 'er. Even though she was not your 'ostage."
-- Fleur Delacour, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 26: The Second Task by J.K. Rowling

"Harry turned off all the taps, pulled off his pajamas, slippers, and dressing gown, and slid into the water."
-- Narration, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 25: The Egg and the Eye by J.K. Rowling

"Don't get complacent though, Harry."
-- Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 23: The Yule Ball by J.K. Rowling

Principal Victoria: Wendy, I've been hearing rumors about a fight between you and Eric Cartman.
Wendy: No ma'am, there isn't going to be a fight.
Principal Victoria: Oh no? Are you sure?
Wendy: Yes ma'am!
Principal Victoria: I see. [gets up and walks to the window and looks out] I've noticed all the things you've done for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?
Wendy: Ma'am?
Principal Victoria: I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. [turns and faces Wendy. Outside is the faculty parking lot] When there is a cancer, you have to "fight" it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you.
Wendy: [thinks a moment] My... parents said that if I fight-
Principal Victoria: And you can't listen to what anybody else tells you. [turns back to the window] You have to be willing to give up everything, because the cancer will [turns back to Wendy] take everything. Do you understand?
Wendy: [the look of determination appears on her face and she makes her hands into fists] Yes ma'am!
Principal Victoria: When you have cancer you fight, because it doesn't matter if you beat it or not. You refuse to let that fat little lump make you feel powerless!
-- South Park: Season 12, Episode 9: Breast Cancer Ever Show
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![[alex/panther/pantherstrike/sp] style > all else 5:08
my idea of a party

ashley benlove (ashley_bsb_fan_13@hotmail.com) 5:08
LOBSTER

08:31
and booze!

![[alex/panther/pantherstrike/sp] style > all else 5:08
is brian, sam, alex and me eating pizza and playing rock band.

ashley benlove (ashley_bsb_fan_13@hotmail.com) 5:08
right!?

08:36
oh.

08:42
still good.

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Michael Chertoff: Attention Peruvian flute bands:
Translator: Atencione bandas de flauta Perú.
Michael Chertoff: We appreciate your cooperation and patience.
Translator: Cooperacion y peciencia es apreciado.
Michael Chertoff: Tomorrow you will be boarding ships...
Translator: Mañana sera el embarque de barcos...
Michael Chertoff: ...which will take you to Guantanamo Bay.
Translator: ...que la lleva a viajar Guantanimo.
Michael Chertoff: There you will spend the rest of your lives.
Translator: Donde pasar el resto de sus vidas. Gracias! [they turn and head inside. The Peruvian flute bands break up behind the boys and head back to their business]
Kyle: Guantanamo Bay?! We can't go to Guantanamo Bay!
Stan: Don't worry you guys. I'm sure our parents are freaking out right now trying to find us.

-- South Park: Season 12, Episode 10: "Pandemic"

Michael Chertoff: Ladies and gentlemen, our world is facing an economic and ecological crisis of disastrous proportions. I'm talking of course about Peruvian flute bands. [the audience members begin to talk amongst themselves. Chertoff activates the screen behind him, and a world map appears onscreen.] The red dots indicate where the highest concentrations of Peruvian flute bands are. All over the world, wherever there are tourists or shoopers, there are now, on average, 65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer. General?
Chief Aide: [walks into view before the screen] France, Japan, and the northeastern United States are currently the hardest hit. Make no mistake: [sticks an index finger up] this is a pan flute epidemic.
Senator 1: A pan-demic?

-- South Park: Season 12, Episode 10: "Pandemic"

Michael Chertoff: Which tourist location were they playing at?
Chief Aide: An outdoor mall in Colorado.
Kyle: Look, we're from Colorado! We, we grew up in the United States.
Stan: We we speak English!
Cartman: And we're White.

-- South Park: Season 12, Episode 10: "Pandemic"

Michael Chertoff: [drops the CD onto the table] We still don't know whose side you're on! You do this, and we'll know! You leave for Peru in the morning.
Kyle: No! No, I'm not going to Peru! Not Peru! [almost falls apart, but Stan grabs him and holds him in place]
Stan: Kyle, calm down.
Kyle: You know I can't go there, Stan!
Stan: One of our friends was raped in Peru. It was very traumatic.

-- South Park: Season 12, Episode 10: "Pandemic"
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Loser 1: Hey, I've got a bit of string...
Me: And I have a staple.
Together: MAC GYVER!
Me: Wait, but the staple is stuck in my pencil.
Loser 1: So we'll make a pencil bomb.
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"On a scale of gay to Chuck Norris, that was a -67." - Skinavish a few seconds ago when I asked him to say something funny.

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"I smell guilt. There's a stench of guilt upon the air."
-- Voldemort, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 33: The Death Eatersby J.K. Rowling
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Pokey's quote just reminded me fo this random Latin lesson when we were talking about poppies explodign for some reason. XD And then we said we ought to make pppy bombs, they would be great! And then Milly stole the idea and put poppy bombs into her fic. XD But that's Milly for you. Always writing her fic but never letting you read it...
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"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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"Well, if you want to - er - what is it? Oh yeah - 'sever ties' with me, I swear I won't get violent."
-- Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 14: Percy and Padfoot by J.K. Rowling
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"I haven't slept for three days. Because that would be too long." - Mitch Hedberg

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"I am the Chosen One. I have to kill him. I need that memory."
-- Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 22: After the Burial by J.K. Rowling

"I love you, Hermione."
-- Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 21: The Unknowable Room by J.K. Rowling

"So, he definitely wanted the Defence Against the Dark Arts job. The aftermath of our meeting proved that. You see, we have never been able to keep a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher for longer than a year, since I refused the post to Lord Voldemort."
-- Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 20: Voldemort's Request by J.K. Rowling

"Just shove a bezoar down their throats."
-- Narration, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Chapter 18: Birthday Surprises by J.K. Rowling
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"Indeed, I am so far OUT of sane that you appear a tiny blip on the distant coast of sanity." - Bucky Katt.
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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I <3 Bucky. XD

"I will be the most powerful Jedi ever."
-- Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
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"I saw something on the news the other day about a girl who was born without arms. Literally, her hands were attached to her shoulders. I thought that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'". That worried me even more. Not only does she not have arms, but she can't understand basic contractions. It's easy, Lola! Write two words, put them together, take a letter out, put in an apostrophe!" - Mitch Hedberg

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LMAO!
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