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Topic Started: May 31 2008, 08:07 AM (481 Views)
+AshleyBenlove


This is one of my away messages on AOL.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean
my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself, "I don't think so, frog man!"
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SonicPanther
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So this family was walking through Target one day, looking for a DVD to watch together. They stumbled upon "High School Musical". They thought, let's try that, and bought the DVD.
They LOVED it. They watched it every day, singing along, admiring Zac Efron, and dancing to the songs. They bought tons of merchandise and decorated their house. They bought HSM DVD's for every relative they had. They would even hand out soundtracks to people on the street, and whenever they went out, they would sing "We're All In This Together" as loudly as they could, in an attempt to spread the word of the glorious High School Musical.
One day, the mother said, "Wow, if High School Musical was that great, we should try Hannah Montana". And they did. They loved it even more than High School Musical! They did everything they did with High School Musical, and then some. they even bought their daughter a Hannah Montana outfit to wear everywhere, every day!
Later, they were watching Hannah Montana, when Uncle Johnny walked in. Uncle Johnny gasped when he saw the television. "Hannah Montana! Oh my god! Why are you guys watching this?!"
The father simple said, "We just really like this one specific aspect of it, I guess."
"What could you POSSIBLY like so much about Hannah Montana?!"
He shrugged. "The aristocrats."

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Grammar Girl

Seriously, what is it with you and aristocrats?
"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!"

"ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions*
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It's a type of joke. You're supposed to be as disgusting as possible about a family, and the punchline is always "The aristocrats". So that was like... Making fun of that kind of joke.

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Trombo, what the hell were you thinking when you posted that? Didn't you know we wouldn't be bothered to read it?

Edited by FuturamaPac, Jun 2 2008, 07:24 AM.
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I read it (to stall bio hw) and that punckline was so bad. The story was quite good but the end wasn't funny :P
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+AshleyBenlove


I'm too lazy to read a long arse joke like that.
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The average American walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. This means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
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Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
-Charlie Parker
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As soon as I started reading Trombo's joke I recognised Better Nate Than Lever. Old, Trombo, old.
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And old one but still v. funny:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300C.

When confronted with the same problem, the Russians used a pencil.
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That is a classic Quacksmith vs. Chirpski scenario.

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