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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 12 2009, 09:55 AM (1,076 Views) | |
| Pokemachine | Aug 12 2009, 09:55 AM Post #1 |
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Now, I'm sure we've had a thread like this before. Maybe with this exact title. But I don't care. Those were all terrible. This thread, is the greatest joke thread. You will scavenge the savannah of humour for those little gems that will actually make me laugh. You better try hard though. You won't make me laugh easily. You may think that pic which 'gets you every time' is hilarious. Oh no. I WON'T BE SATISFIED THAT EASILY. You better try hard, TFF. For me. BRING IT!
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| +RobotDevilRox | Aug 13 2009, 02:07 PM Post #2 |
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A woman drives to a petrol station but is too afraid to get out of her car. She rings up her husband and explains the situation to him. "I'm afraid to get out of the car because of swine flu!" she cries. "No, no, you've got it all wrong," her husband sighs, "swine flu is in Mexico, not Texaco." |
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 13 2009, 02:11 PM Post #3 |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Aug 13 2009, 02:26 PM Post #4 |
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Basically, yes. I'll post some more jokes once I raid my elephant jokebook... Or watch Count Duckula again. X3 |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 13 2009, 02:33 PM Post #5 |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Aug 13 2009, 02:44 PM Post #6 |
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Where did Caesar keep his armies? Up his sleevies! What do you call a pyramid with windows? A tomb with a view! I get very nervous at sea. Don't worry, we're only two miles from land. Really? Yeah - straight down. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. What's small, grey, and has a trunk? A koala going on holiday. What do you call a ten foot kangaroo with a machine gun? Sir. (I have a lot of Australia ones. XD) What's the difference between an elephant and a plumb? Their colour. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!" What did Jane say? "Here come the plumbs!" What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with dark glasses on? Nothing, he didn't recognise them. |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 13 2009, 02:53 PM Post #7 |
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| +RobotDevilRox | Aug 13 2009, 03:02 PM Post #8 |
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I'll have more tomorrow!
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"STOP BREAKING MY #@!%ING LOCKS AND EATING MY CANNED GOODS!!!" "ALL MEN ARE BASTARD SCUM!!!" *Begins listing exceptions* | |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 13 2009, 03:04 PM Post #9 |
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Well they ain't making me laugh!
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| Skinavish | Aug 13 2009, 08:27 PM Post #10 |
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Why doesn't Pokey laugh? Because *gets shot, goes to hell* Edited by Pokemachine, Aug 14 2009, 04:51 AM.
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| Pokemachine | Aug 14 2009, 04:50 AM Post #11 |
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![]() (he actually said 'Because he sold his laugh to the devil' or something, but as ArchKingDuke, I believe I have a right to use that reaction image atleast once) Edited by Pokemachine, Aug 14 2009, 08:38 AM.
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| Skinavish | Aug 14 2009, 10:11 AM Post #12 |
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What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans. |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 14 2009, 10:41 AM Post #13 |
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Edited by Pokemachine, Aug 14 2009, 10:42 AM.
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| Skinavish | Aug 15 2009, 07:59 PM Post #14 |
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From where doth the raven's cry beckon? Nobody knows, because Pokey killed all the ravens with his terrible reaction images. |
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| Pokemachine | Aug 16 2009, 03:46 AM Post #15 |
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