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today,s society; may be a repost but good
Topic Started: Oct 31 2008, 10:15 AM (145 Views)
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SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008
Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in
for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally
explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and g oes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Labs Rule !!
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So true it's scary.............
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I nearly worked up a good "mad" just reading this..

Wake up AMERICA and CANADA!! This is what we've become.. It's so freakin' ridiculous that people, over time, have sat with their hands under their bottoms, and not raised a hand to stop this nonsense.. Guess what we're gonna get in 4 days unless a miracle happens.

Thanks chessy for this thread.. I'm worked up now..

"calling an 'illegal alien' an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a 'drug dealer' an 'unlicensed pharmacist' "...
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Cowtown
Oct 31 2008, 12:04 PM
I nearly worked up a good "mad" just reading this..

Wake up AMERICA and CANADA!! This is what we've become.. It's so freakin' ridiculous that people, over time, have sat with their hands under their bottoms, and not raised a hand to stop this nonsense.. Guess what we're gonna get in 4 days unless a miracle happens.

Thanks chessy for this thread.. I'm worked up now..

I assume by your comments above that you mean Senator Barack Hussain Obama getting voted in as Pres of the USA?

That will truly be a mistake and a sad day in US politics.

I know if i were an American how I would be voting...... GO McCain / Palin
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The North shore of L. Erie

SCARRY!!!!! :goodpost:
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Havelock

Makes me sick...... :sick:
I don't always chase tail, but when I do; its whitetail. Stay camo my friends.
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those are 100% accurate
winter time with snow and ice means ICE FISHING
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