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| About The Order of cabbage *NOT FINISHED*; What we hate, love and stand for. | |
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| Blackbane | Mar 5 2006, 11:03:36 PM Post #1 |
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The Keeper of the Stash
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Hey all, just showing a rough draft. anyone with suggestions/questions/comments feel free to add. No off topic please. --------------- What this article will cover: ABOUT THE ORDER OF CABBAGE WHAT WE STAND FOR WHAT WE DO WHAT WE HATE ---------------- ABOUT THE ORDER OF CABBAGE ---------------- The Order of Cabbage (OoC) is Runescape's first, and only cult. Now, the word cult carries some serious implications, but this is how we use it: "A unfounded fanatical devotion to a person, object, or idea" So, we here at the Order of Cabbage strangely devote our *RUNESCAPE* lives to cabbage! We are not a religious based cult, we dont affiliate with anything, other than each other, and .... of course cabbage! ---------------- WHAT WE STAND FOR ---------------- - Fun Runescape is a game that is fairly repetative, mindless, and in most cases, rather mediocre. If you sat there and played the game straight up, you would quickly get bored. If your not having fun, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING? - Social The OoC is not just 'another clan' Its a social group of friends. We like to keep a relaxed atmosphere at the patch, where people can meet other crazy people, and have a good time. - CRAZINESS Really..... you have to be a little odd to join our group. We desire to stand out in the crowd, and make people quesiton our sanity. Where you see the cabbage uniform, you know fun times will follow. - Respect There are new players to the game almost daily. They need a helping hand, like you did when you started. All players, whether acolytes or 'newbies' or rival onion lovers MUST be treated with respect. --------------- WHAT WE DO --------------- Pick the Cabbage. Love the cabbage. Mainly the Order of Cabbage just hangs out at the WORLD 7 Cabbage patch, just south of falador, but there are many creative things that can be done to further your cabbage loving experiance: - Cabbage bombs - Cabbage games - Cabbage Mini map Art - Helping new players out to the Game - Chanting "Kah bah Gee" randomly to passers by. - Hang out and meet new friends at the Patch - Spread the word and joys of cabbage picking. - Syncronized Pick Patterns And much more. ---------------- WHAT WE HATE ---------------- Draynor Manor Cabbage. This foul creation is a plague on our land. It resembles our beloved cabbage, but mark my words! It is not the same! Not only is it repulsive to the taste, there is hardly anything to do at the small patch. Potatos A rival vegetable. A bland, boring thing a potato is. Dull brown, not as healthy as cabbage. Just all around the lesser choice. Onions A popular selection for those that are jealouse of us. Many "Order of Onion' clans sprung up, but quickly fizzled out. There just is no Fun in onions! Misterxman |
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| Blackbane | Mar 6 2006, 03:29:53 PM Post #2 |
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The Keeper of the Stash
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any suggestions/comments/questions? |
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| freesy | Mar 6 2006, 03:34:47 PM Post #3 |
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You forgot cabbage in "What We Stand For" |
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| Sunmann99 | Mar 6 2006, 03:37:24 PM Post #4 |
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*Banned*
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Add like friends or good times in what we stand for. Maybe add a little of that to it. Just a suggestion
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| Trojandude | Mar 7 2006, 12:41:33 AM Post #5 |
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Trojandude
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there is only 1 conclusion...which i have no idea what it is yet <_< |
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| Selbbub | Mar 7 2006, 01:42:38 PM Post #6 |
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Spread the Lurrve
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You should add the 4 C's: Communication, Creativity, Common sense and last but not at all least CABBAGE. And an idea that popped up in my head, why don't we organize a newbie give away: Donating armour and the basic stuff you need to start Runescape to newbs. I do it quite often and you should see how happy they become when you click the accept button and all the stuff belong to them, that happiness is so rewarding. -Selbbub PS:The smilies behind Selbbub show my mood at the present moment. |
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| barihawk | Mar 7 2006, 01:54:45 PM Post #7 |
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Cabbage Hawk *past member*
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We do that twice a year, Selbbub. In fact, I still have tons of armors and other nooby stuff in the nadkahbahgee account. |
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| Selbbub | Mar 7 2006, 02:17:05 PM Post #8 |
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Spread the Lurrve
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I didn't know about that. That's something good to know. Ty for telling. -Selbbub
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| Bubsa | Mar 7 2006, 04:54:21 PM Post #9 |
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Da Cabbatron: The O.o.C's dirty secret
Prepare to read a story of wonder and enchantment. It introduced to a world of fantasy, but only now can the legend truly live. The Chronicles of "Da Cabbatron" - Part One. On that sacred day, many moons ago, Blackbane created the Order of Cabbage. Much mirth was generated from the O.o.C and many flocked to help the noble cause. Amongst the crowd was a young picker named: Bubsa. He was like any enthusiastic member; strong, with an iron will that can only be formed from the nutrients of cabbage. He was acknowledged by Blackbane and the two shared a friendship of fortitude and joy. But as the clan began to expand, dark clouds of foreboding doom were creating an overcast condition. The cabbage count rose and rose, exposing young Bubsa to more and more experience of the force it created. Fascinated by its power, Bubsa travelled throughout Gielinor to find other cabbage which could satisfy his curiousity. He travelled the world backwards, meaning on his return to the patch, he found the evil cabbage of Draynor Manor. With the echoes of the cries of avoidance from Blackbane and acolytes alike, Bubsa began to retreat with haste. Upon his depature, he met for the first time: 'Da Cabbatron'. Here was a character like no other. On the outside, he looked frail; with nothing but the shirt and pants he was created with and a big "(Level 3)" hovering above him. Alas, there was something of an aura about him. His clothes radiated a green glow, a green so pure that it could have been mistaken for the cabbage itself. Without so much as a frame per second, Da Cabbatron spoke: "Hmm, the cabbage is strong in this one" he murmured, fixated on the embodiment of Bubsa before him. "What...are you?" was the bewildered wanderer's response. "You, who seek the cabbage, seek the power it provides, yes?" Bubsa remained silent. "I have that power" As Bubsa stared into the bowels of Da Cabbatron the strong, flourescent glow of green acted hypnotically on his soul. He was becoming more and more submissive and respondent to the cries of Da Cabbatron. "I suppose as a would be O.o.C member you don't know about the secrets of the patch?" "What..secrets?" queried Bubsa "The dark side of the patch has many abilities many would consider to be...unnatural" bellowed Da Cabbatron "Is it possible to learn these abilities?" "Not from a Blackbane" was the delayed response. With the promise of power, Bubsa had succumbed to the will of Da Cabbatron. But was he acting for a friend in need? Or was it all part of an articulate plan that could jeopardise the very existance of the O.o.C and its stockpile of cabbage? To be continued... The Chronicles of Da Cabbatron - Part II Bubsa returned to the patch with instructions from the sinister Cabbatron to gain ranking in the hierarchy of the O.o.C. With a nervous brow of sweat across his forehead, he approached the Cabbage Council. "We thank you for your time, Bubsa, but we will not be giving you the position of Acolyte". "W-what?!" was the shocked and bemused response from the man, "But I've been with the order for years, how can this be?" He sensed that something was brewing in the force of the cabbage. After experiencing Da Cabbatron he had underestimated the other part of the force. The omnipitence of Blackbane had startled him, made him wonder if he knew of his meeting with Da Cabbatron. The disturbance in the force was equally disturbing to Bubsa, but Blackbane's denial of his position did not act as a warning as you may have expected, but only to anger and infuriate Bubsa further. This played into the hands of Da Cabbatron. Soon, he would be able to mould Bubsa, the fallen prodigy of the O.o.C, in his hands to accomplish what dirty deeds he had in store. "Channel your anger, young Bubsa. The dark side of the force comes from aggression and hatred, accumulating in a force so strong it warrants destruction to all in its path." informed Da Cabbatron. However, a little bit of purity still remained in Bubsa. The apprehension of wanting destruction and chaos he experienced forced him to ask Da Cabbatron: "But what of this destruction? What is their to gain from slaying foes? The cabbage is their to be picked and not fought over, surely?" The radiance of Da Cabbatron grew stronger as it encapsulated Bubsa in his train of thought: "But that cabbage belongs to me, to us, to those who appreciate its true power. We are the ones who can fulfill its potential, a potential to change Gielinor as we know it. Wouldn't you agree, that if knowledge is power, those with knowledge should be in control of the source?" Bubsa remained silent, taken aback by what he had been told. So many thoughts rushed through his brain, thoughts of conflict of the cabbage, between people and their souls, conscience, the strength of the cabbage, the strength within himself. His confused subconscious forced him to agree to whatever Da Cabbatron had planned. "I'd like you to meet someone who will help us in our quest, Bubsa..." Da Cabbatron said with anticipation. There behind him stood a shadow of a towering figure, covered in robes, a staff in one hand and a crown sitting on top of his head. Slowly, he came into the light... To be continued. The Chronicles of Da Cabbatron - Part III And there he was. Towering over Bubsa, casting a shadow over his body covered in a cold sweat. He had heard the stories, but now he had met the author. Before him was...The Wise Old Man. "Wise Old Man" cackled Da Cabbatron, "How goes the plan?" "What...plan?" Bubsa thought to himself, as the vysage of the Old Man imprinted itself into his memory "The plan is complete master." replied the man, "Soon the green gold will be ours!" "How can this be!?" a shocked Bubsa thought, as the power of cabbage rushed through his veins as fast as the bolts of lightning which were now crashing down in Draynor Village. A plan to take all of the cabbage? Infeasible, surely, Bubsa thought. But as the mystery of the scheme was unwravelled before him, it all began to make perfect sense. The Wise Old Man, with that stolen crown sitting on top of his own from the infamous robbery of Draynor Bank, knew the logistics of the building inside out. And with this sense came a feeling of power. Power Bubsa had never before experienced, something he could not explain, but felt destined to inherit. "Sir, my...my hands" he whispered to Da Cabbatron "They tremble with fear" "No, my son. They tremble with adrenaline, nature's own cabbage, something that will make you succeed in your destiny" "My destiny?!" said Bubsa, in a bewildered state. Surely, if he was in control of his own destiny, he would have some influence in the events unfolding around him, in the event he would soon undertake in siezing the cabbage from the O.o.C. That's when he knew that his destiny did not lay in his power, the fake power bestowed upon him by the evil prescence of Da Cabbatron, but in the cabbage, the mecurial green gold that offered explanation to his very existance. "Now, dear Bubsa, here's what you shall do" explained Da Cabbatron. "You will enter the realm 7 and meet the leader Blackbane in the patch. Give him this cabbage and follow him when he deposits it in the bank. While there, study his PIN and make a note of it" "Yes, sir, I will do" agreed Bubsa. "But wait, there is one more thing." One more thing? But surely with the bank pin in the hands of the wise old man, the cabbage and all its glory would be theirs. Bubsa listened intently to something that shook him right through his soul... "Follow Blackbane back to the patch...and eliminate him" To be continued... http://s4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of_Ca...wtopic=6064&hl= In case you were wondering! |
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| stealthman8 | Mar 7 2006, 05:18:06 PM Post #10 |
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The Lovable Cabbage
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yup... even before i was a board user i remember passing by,(i always used world 7) so i saw a buncha people giving stuff to noob |
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| Blackbane | Mar 7 2006, 11:12:19 PM Post #11 |
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The Keeper of the Stash
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GREAT~! Almost forgot about this! making a post about this. |
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| Selbbub | Mar 8 2006, 11:56:40 AM Post #12 |
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Spread the Lurrve
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Forgot what? -Selbbub
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| barihawk | Mar 8 2006, 03:55:33 PM Post #13 |
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Cabbage Hawk *past member*
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Newbie Appreciation Day, he meant. |
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| Sunmann99 | Mar 8 2006, 04:24:20 PM Post #14 |
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*Banned*
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NAD = Wave of Recruits Heh, Bubsa reminded me of all the stories we made... Maybe make a topic for that? |
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| Selbbub | Mar 9 2006, 03:40:33 PM Post #15 |
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Spread the Lurrve
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Don't we have cabbage mythology for that ?-Selbbub
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