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Secret Hideout; SHHH! IT'S SECRET!
Topic Started: Aug 11 2005, 12:41 PM (1,682 Views)
hostilecrayon
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Hahaha. ^.^; Well.

I'm gonna have to go with no comment.

Ehehe.

*Ahem*

Yeah, don't mind me.
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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Since Lish has taken a really long time in announcing it, I think I'll just steal her thunder since some of you are anxiously waiting to hear this:

The winner of the RPG Spot Winter Mini-Fiction Contest is...

Entry #6!

Would the author please come forward to accept his/her prize?
PureVideoGames — Made From Only the Finest Ingredients
Launched September 12, 2004


Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
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Just thought I'd share this hillarious piece of conversation.

Shadyshark: Calm down.
Shadyshark: Be more.... dedicated and less like a squeeing fangirl.
Shadyshark: don't act like he's another of your obsessions
the mean crayon: ...But I am a squeeing fangirl
the mean crayon: *Grumbles*
Shadyshark: I didn't say don't be one I said don't act like one -_-;
the mean crayon: How the hell do I do that?
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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I really need to get an apartment with Izumi Iris. Really. It would be so scary... behold.


Izumi Iris: True enough ^_^ Although it would be awesome to get an appt with someone, I'd fear for thier sanity of my bad habits
the mean crayon: Shit, everyone has their own bad habits. The trouble is finding someone flexible. You find some accepting and adapting, and you're good. If i had the money, I'd room with you, lol.
Izumi Iris: Not THAT would be funny, scary and ironic as all hell ^_^ I'd love that pairing : P
the mean crayon: Hahaha, it would be great.
Izumi Iris: I would... drinks, writing, random-ness that you'd HAVE to cut with a knife
the mean crayon: Our house would be all cracktastic XD
Izumi Iris: Shit everywhere and leftovers from months ago in the fridge
Izumi Iris: That... is beautiful
Izumi Iris: *weeps*
the mean crayon: Dead flowers on the mantle... *Weeps along with you*
Izumi Iris: Hehe, broken cds and shoes as far as the eye can see
the mean crayon: Notepads and clothes under the bed XD
the mean crayon: And BOOKS! Lots of books!
Izumi Iris: Black shoe polish and frebreze bottles...
the mean crayon: Video games from five different systems and piles of anime - most of it burned
Izumi Iris: *sniffs* My manga with a few pages missing from letting dumb asses borrow them... hehe
the mean crayon: Blahaha, I've got about 200 VHS we'd have in an unorganized pile by the TV... which would be propped up on milk crates, probably XD
Izumi Iris: Spray painted with blue and black.. *grins*
the mean crayon: Hella, with mismatched plates from the dollar tree and only one community cup
Izumi Iris: Our tupper-ware would be chinese take out boxes
the mean crayon: YES!
the mean crayon: And our freezer would leak a strange bluish liquid that we would have no idea what was causing it
Izumi Iris: The last carton of baskin robbins bubblegum ice cream that is by the light in the back... hehe : P
Izumi Iris: OH! and our soda can/bottle sculpture
the mean crayon: Hella! Right next to the deformed rubber band ball!
Izumi Iris: And the pound of half eaten chocolate from the great halloween heist of 2008
the mean crayon: And the cupboard filled with nothing but strange asian snacks with names we can't pronounce and tastes we can't identify
Izumi Iris: Right next to our "good china"... as in chinet
the mean crayon: From the goodwill, with at least three chips in each dish
Izumi Iris: and the bent silverware that we have to twist around to eat what ever it is that we have... created
the mean crayon: And probably poisonus from the flaking teflon of our pans
Izumi Iris: and melted plastic cook-ware ^_^ Thats my contribution
the mean crayon: Blahahaha
the mean crayon: Unmade beds with no sheets and holey pillow cases
Izumi Iris: Like we'd have enough for the cases... much less the old creaky matresses that are all rusty on the bottom
the mean crayon: With no bed frames, plopped crookedly on the floor and a laundry basket as a dresser.
Izumi Iris: The beds next to a closet, proped up with pieces of tape and string
the mean crayon: With creaky floor boards and a busted bathroom handle that locks people in the bathroom half the time.
Izumi Iris: *rolling on the floor* Along side that damned shower head that NEVER sprays in one direction
the mean crayon: And can't make it's mind up between spray and the extra painful "massage" mode
Izumi Iris: which is why one of the shower sides has a dent in it and the curtain thingy has a hole by the top
the mean crayon: *Dies* And the floor mat is a shop rag donated by my father, and the sink nozzle is broken off, constantly spraying scalding hot water at anyone who dares to attempt to wash their hands
Izumi Iris: <<this is what happens when we have purpose>> The toilet has a fat ass chip that nearly leaks over the entire floor, no lid for the top, and it always runs because there is no lever to flush, just a coat hanger that you pull up
the mean crayon: (Yes, we are rather inventive, ne?) The lenolium has holes in it, and everytime the upstairs neighbors shower, musty body water drips down
Izumi Iris: Two buckets in the bathroom, one near the tiolet to catch that mess and the one that is suppoedly under that shower, but it moves around way too damned much to catch HALF of it
the mean crayon: Which leads to large flooding while we're away, and half the hallway carpet is molded because of it
Izumi Iris: Making the ENTIRE appt smell like moldy cheese, but like we're going to complain about that... we waste our time trying to work the ninty thousand year old heater, which my not even work to begin with
the mean crayon: And most of the time, seems to just smell like roasted sweaty sock, which mixes quite nausiatingly with the moldy cheese, but again, we aren't paying attention because, with our luck, it's snowing outside and the window is broken
Izumi Iris: Yeah, bullets will do that... and chairs >.>;
Izumi Iris: Even if it would smell nice inside, the walls are covered up by posters, hiding the stains of god knows what
the mean crayon: Some of which cover the "couch", which is just a holey futon matress precariously propped up on rotten two by fours we found in the dumpster down the street
Izumi Iris: Along with that old lampshade that sits on top of the television... antenna-like figure
the mean crayon: And the statuette of what we think was once a faerie, but is so busted up it looks kind of like grey ground hamburger
Izumi Iris: That IS grey ground hamburger...
the mean crayon: Hahaha! A memorial to the time we contacted e-coli on that god awful attempt at a Valentines dinner for our loved ones... who both refuse to eat anything that's been within 100 feet of us ever again
Izumi Iris: Can you blame them..? I mean, my remake of the worlds larest taco was all well and good, untill I tried to fit it into that crappy microwave to unfreeze
the mean crayon: And my... unique... rendition of cherry pie was going quite well until I added the oatmeal for consistancy...
Izumi Iris: Thats what that was... I thought you opened a thing of dried tomatoes instead of cherries >.>; Not like we carry TOO many cans around anyway... one's a can, all are cans...
the mean crayon: Speaking of cans, how old was that cream corn we tried to feed them? I THOUGHT something was wrong with it when it came out purple...
Izumi Iris: and in the shape of a can. I think it was a few dates off, like five years >.>; But they were so cheap at the dollar store I figured why not..
the mean crayon: Ten for a dollar probably SHOULD have tipped us off... but when we're so poor we WALK the twenty miles to work to save on gas...
Izumi Iris: In the snow... both ways with only our knock off payless shoes
the mean crayon: With duck tape for soles and a worn-out towel sewn in the shape of a jacket, and I don't even want to THINK about those pants...
Izumi Iris: From the piece of shower curtain that got ripped off *nods* One of the holes is still there and I use it to hold my keyless keychain
the mean crayon: Because, of course, our front door has no lock and we have to rig the car with a bent screwdriver and electrical tape
Izumi Iris: It wasn't MY idea to use a bobby-pin to open the door, I just got it wriggled in there too far.. but on the plus side, no one would steal it anyway, hehe
the mean crayon: That's true, theives don't look twice at our car with the different color pieces. Flat black and gloosy red sure don't go together well, especially with the purplish bumpers... and it doesn't help that half the steering wheel is missing and the stick shift has long since been missing, now replaced with a long metal rod that really cuts into the hand... I still have the scar from the first time I drove the thing...
Izumi Iris: At least you scar is on your hand... *snickers* the stupid spring always comes out when I sit in it and hits me right in the ass, but then again, eh one in the back did the same thing, too
the mean crayon: At least it didn't go all the way through... damn thing looks like someone tried to crusify me but changed their mind after they had one hand pinned. God, I thought I was going to choke to death on that exaust, too. It just figures that the car heater doesn't work, either...
Izumi Iris: Yup... which is why I bum rides off of EVERyone. Don't need the heater for summer, but winther... thats quite a different story
the mean crayon: Well, the air conditioner doesn't work either, nor do the damn windows, ever since... the incident.
Izumi Iris: Which one would be the quetion, hehe <sleepy, going to sleep in 8 minutes cause I suck>
the mean crayon: Well, the cat was pretty pissed off after that last one (Haha, tis okies ^.^)
Izumi Iris: That was when the carpet got scratched to all hell, to, I think. Cat never wat the same again
the mean crayon: So THAT'S why he's been frequenting the rickety closet in the kitchen... I thought there were mice, but he cleaned those out months ago...
Izumi Iris: Right after we stopped feeding him ramen leftovers and month old pepperoni slices
the mean crayon: I could have sworn he LIKED the pepperoni... but maybe those were growls of protest, and not hunger...
Izumi Iris: That is how the hole got statrted in the corner by the door... he wanted away from the roni : P
Izumi Iris: : P
the mean crayon: We really should get rid of that damn cat... you realize it's because of that hole that we have a huge spiderweb looking crack up the wall... the breeze over there is horrible!
Izumi Iris: And the spider is no picnic either... I've got to step around it to get out and away
the mean crayon: Do you think that thing is poisonous? It bit the pizza boy and we haven't seen him since...
Izumi Iris: Thats because I tried to get one of the pizzas for free... didn't like the way I clung to him... like I hadn't tasted food for days
Izumi Iris: But thats what I get for gnawing on his leg ^_^
the mean crayon: Days? That must have been one of the good months... I remember that time we didn't eat for three weeks... i thought I was going to die... Damn the timing of the water company, too. We didn't even have clean tap water! Something about wells and flooding...
Izumi Iris: And drinking the supply out of our bathroom tub... Thats how we got sick the fourth time. I thought it was fuz, turns out to be a spider all curled up-like
Izumi Iris: <<This... must be written down in a story somehow>>
the mean crayon: Ha! Thought I had lukemia that time. Turns out that green stuff was pond scum...
the mean crayon: (Yes, yes it must)
Izumi Iris: We COULD have put a fish in there... and eaten him that night ^_^
Izumi Iris: <I think I'm going to hit it now... tired as much tonight>
the mean crayon: Well, first we'd have to find a fish, and that delta water is a little too poisonous to trust... though we've had worse. (Okies! ^.^ night night, sleep well)
Izumi Iris: We have... but that was because I threw the cat the tub, not realizing that there was something in there... he he he <Goodnight and sleep well. I'll see you laterz ^_^ >
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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As bad and unbeleivable as it sounds, I have been in homes that are comparable to the one that Izumi and Lish just made up. I know it sounds unbeleivable, but it is true. Dad installs Directv systems, and he travels all over the state installing the things. I've worked with him most of my life, being his gofer and what-not, so I've seen houses that do compare. Maybe not to the extreme extent that you guys described, but very close to it. Allow me to describe a few of the scenes I have witnessed. (Mind you, these people are buying Satellites for television. The stuff is quite pricey per month.) Enjoy...

1. Twinkie and Ding Dong boxes stacked ceiling high. Newspapers piled just as high in other areas. Roaches in the kitchen sink. Dirt floor, no hardwood floor to speak of in the whole house, including the bathroon, which was styled much like a a Port-o-Potty (you pee or number 2 into a hole in the ground). Needless to say any urge I had to pee, once I saw this, was diminished. Holes in the walls, which were plastered with papers to act as insulation. Exposed and faulty wiring throughout, all of which were live wires that held light bulbs or acted as plug-ins. And yes, beleive it or not, this person was concerned with having Directv.

Funnily enough, the guy in this house has deceased. The conditions in his home weren't entirely his fault in my honest opinion. He was involved in a trucking accident that mentally impaired him years before he got into this state, so his mind wasn't totally all there. Isn't it amazing the far-reaching affects of drunk drivers? He swearved off the road so as to save this drunk teens life, only in turn to screw his up. He suffered lots of head injuries. Maybe that will serve as a lesson to anyone who plans to get drunk and drive. Not condemning anyone, but just think about it for a while.

2. A trailer of sorts. Beer boxes everywhere, white powderish substance on lots of things. I suspect it was crack, but I dont like to go on speculation. Only the facts. Cats hanging around, which roamed freely in the sinks, on the tables, and everywhere else you probably wouldn't want a cat to be. Cat fecies scattered throughout the house. Empty cans of cat food everywhere, with rotten residue still in them. Moldy carpet, which was about 7 different hues of white and 7 different hues of green with some black mixed in throughout. I think the original color was supposed to be white, but who knows. The toilet was stopped up with tissue paper, and stank HORRENDOUSLY of urine. I don't think I'll ever forget that smell as long as I live, it's a permanent scar in my nostrils now.

There are others, but those are just two of the ones that stand out the most to me. These are both actual homes that I have been to. I lie not in describing these homes, and yes all details are true and not over-exaggerated. Beleive it or not, that's up to you, just thought I'd tell the story. ;)

On the flip side, I've seen some other extremely nice and expensive homes. Homes that cost millions. The details there can be extensive as well, but that's a story for another time.
What I heard then was the melody of children at play, nothing but that...And I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing was not Lolita's abscence from my side, but the abscence of her voice from that Chorus.

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ARG!

I repeat, ARG!

[size=1]This has been a public service announcement from WTF Enterprises. You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.[/size]
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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*yawn* this place still exists? whoa... Haven't been around much lately, because.... well, there's no reason I guess =/. The only person I occasionally talk to here is marcelino. I had plans on writing a new story, but a day later my pc got fried again... the motherboard this time D: so I'm stuck with this old piece of junk again.

Anyways, just saying Hi I guess. Keep up the good work.
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There are not enough mentions of me in people's signatures. This should be fixed.


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Holy crap he spelled my name right.

on that note.

World Cup?
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World cup?

*Sports + Lisha = No*

Umm... yeah. Things are just so...

Yeah.

*Turns up Moonlight Sonata and fades into the darkness*
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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of course I follow the world cup marcelino. I wouldn't be dutch if I didn't. Our first match went pretty good, we won with one-nil against Servia-montenegro (whatever its spelled like).
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What an Ugly match Portugal just had. The first 15 minutes were great and the rest was disspointing.

If this is how they're going to play they're going to be hard pressed to take on Iran then Mexico, which has been doing amazingly well.

This year's cup is looking to be a great one.
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dude, you can't expect portugal to do anything good. With players like Rui Costa gone, they aren't much of a team. Hell if Figo would get injured, they have nothing at all.
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Pauleta is doing amazing. And Deco wasn't in the first game. And if Ranaldo would shut the fuck up we'd have a bitching 4 man strike team since they pulled Figo out of retirement.

And out goalie is top notch. He didn' do much last game, but what he did do was invaluable.

And who're you to talk? Orange Crush? Yea, way to ball hog.
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Ball hog? Dude learn some football strategy. You need to have the ball in order to score right? And with a 1 - 0 score, you're not going to attack like fucking idiots.
Xantar
 
There are not enough mentions of me in people's signatures. This should be fixed.


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Ball hog doesn't mean them holding the ball the entire game. That's common sense. I'm talking about that asshole who scored then got flack from his teamates for trying to pull a one man show.
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LISH WUZ HERE.

(Haxxored by the incredible Marci)
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


My LJ
 
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She lies, I didn't have anything to do with haxxing anything.

Of course, i do know her password.....
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tubby bastageness
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There are not enough mentions of me in people's signatures. This should be fixed.


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You guys are terrible spammers <3

And sports are so boring. (;.;)
 
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Yeah, that's what happens when you give a bunch of intelligent people a place to spam.

They type paragraphs. XD
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


My LJ
 
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