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| Dangerous Doings of the RPG Spot; Issue #2 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 19 2006, 05:41 PM (181 Views) | |
| -Mystic Gohan- | Aug 19 2006, 05:41 PM Post #1 |
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Black Mage
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Due to the explosive content of this issue, the content writer is currently locked away in a maximum security safehouse and passed this issue to me via e-mail. In the Issue: -- Xantar's Dark Secret -- Mysterious Multiple Personalities of Mystic Gohan -- The TRUE Story of What Happened to FFFreak.com -- Xantar's Dark Secret The original title I had planned for this implied a greater darkness than I had originally intended, therefore this article is just "Xantar's Dark Secret" now. The resident king of ass-kickery and all that is elitist actually holds a secret unknown to many of the members here at the Spot. While snooping around, I discovered that Xantar was having a secret affair with Dragon, the forum graphics designer. It seems the two have been dating for over a year and are currently ENGAGED. The shocking secret is that Xantar has intimate relationships with several other members of The Spot, including notable members such as DaveMCC, Bahamut's Fury, and, most shockingly, Chrono Fantasy. It is unclear whether Dragon will remain engaged to Xantar in lieu of his affairs with other members. -- Mysterious Multiple Personalities of Mystic Gohan While arguably erratic, erroneous, and slightly erotic, Mystic Gohan, the neurotic moderator of The Spot, appears to suffer from multiple personalities while others speak to him. His actions range from calm, collected, and mature to extremely odd, illogical and irrational. Upon investigating this anamoly, I made the horrid discovery, through the records from PVG, FFFreak, and The Spot, that Mystic Gohan's odd behavior is simply explained: there are at least four people responsible for the online persona known as "Mystic Gohan", each with vastly different interests, personas and idiosyncracies. While this is unnerving, seeing as there is no logical reason why there would be more than one person masquerading as Mystic Gohan, there is no immediate cause for alarm quite yet. -- The TRUE Story of What Happened to FFFreak.com Although Mystic Gohan allegedly "accidentally" installed buggy forum modifications, the FFFreak.com site AND forum both went down in a series of mishaps that occurred throughout the period of slightly under one year. While sleuthing for clues for the reason of the decline of FFFreak at the Gamesquad Network Hosting Compound, I had noticed that a major internet pipeline was taken out because a hippopotamus had apparantly gnawed through a pipe of OC-768 internet cabling, crippling the speed of all sites hosted by Gamesquad and doubling/tripling load times for pages. It also appears that, while the forum/site was allegedly hacked into by an outside figure, the Gamesquad CEO himself was mainly responsible for the "hacking" because he was downloading hardcore fetish porno and accidentally deleted half of the FFFreak.com site to make room for "Japanese XXX Hardcore Porno Teen Girl Fetish Movie XXX Latina 18 Year Old.jpg.mov.avi.mpg.bmp.mp4", which was rated 5 stars by reliable sources on KaZaA Lite. Upon realizing that this file was fake, the Gamesquad CEO hastily fabricated an identity called "HellSp@wn" and left a note on the main page stating that the site had been hacked. The ultimate decline of FFFreak.com occurred when FFFreak owner Jonny himself sold the domain name to a website called "Gamingsource", which is trying to resell the domain for thousands of dollars (US dollars). While this is completely unfair to all who may have wished to renew the domain under their name and deal with the insane upkeep of the site, it is quite typical of Jonny to do strange things such as this. until next issue, this is the mysterious article-writer person saying goodbye |
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| Davemcc | Aug 20 2006, 06:24 PM Post #2 |
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Hilarity king of RPG Spot
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I will find whoever sent this, and kill them. Me and Xantar are supposed to be a secret. But since how it's out in the open, I might as well show something else about Xantar that nobody knows. He insists I call him "dude love" |
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| Dragon | Aug 20 2006, 10:21 PM Post #3 |
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OK you know what you little bitch, Xantar loves me, and as a matter of fact, he likes to be called "d00d lurve" cause obviously anyone can see the best way to get the Xanny of Love into bed is with bad grammar. Psh why do you think he dated that fatass chrono? Oh and Xanny, as long as you keep verbally spanking my ass, I'm all yours. |
![]() Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass. Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life. Xantar: I think you mean Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!" Dragon: ..... Dragon: Sometimes I just love you. --- Shadyshark So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now. Dragon of DTT ... how does that make you feel better? Shadyshark because that's legal. Dragon of DTT you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck Shadyshark in some states at least. Dragon of DTT >.> you're like, 8 years older than that Shadyshark never mind. | |
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