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Dangerous Doings of the RPG Spot; Issue 3
Topic Started: Aug 23 2006, 06:34 PM (270 Views)
-Mystic Gohan-
Black Mage
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In this issue:
-- Dragon's Dazzling Doozie
-- Slappy's Secret Scandal
-- RPG Fan's Secret Obsession

--Dragon's Dazzling Doozie

Although he is known for creating wonderful cgi artwork, Dragon is, in fact, a fraud! His artwork was stolen from an individual known as "Leowen". I found out from the URL of his portfolio. What a fraud indeed!

--Slappy's Secret Scandal

It seems that Slappy, who staged recent arguments with Xantar, has shown his true colors! Unidentifiable in a grainy photo obtained by our resident stalker, Slappy allegedly was caught pleasuring himself to one of Xantar's cold-hearted retorts to Slappy's posts.

The two began having arguments on the forum in the recent few weeks/months, the exact date of the onslaught is unknown. We have evidence that supports the theory that Slappy intentionally provokes the great Xantar so that Xantar would give Slappy some harsh words in order to put him back in his place. What Xantar is unaware of and what this article intends to expose, is that Slappy secretly takes great pleasure in these retorts, as they "please" him, if you catch the drift.

It is unclear if Xantar will continue with his retorts now that he knows of this new, startling development.

-- RPG Fan's Secret Obsession

Many anti-RPGFan members of the Spot will be shocked, amused, and pleased to know of a secret fetish uncovered by our resident gossip getter. It seems that the Dutch man from the Netherlands (redundant, I know, but SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME TELL THE STORY), was caught stripping 3 foot tall barbie doll collectables to wear the clothes they sport.

Attached is an image of "Polka-dot Dress" Barbie's... you guessed it, polka-dotted dress being worn by our very own resident RPG Fan. In the photo, you can clearly see he is enjoying himself while wearing a very skimpy, small dress made for a 3 foot tall barbie. "Fits like a charm," he was heard declaring from within his bedroom.

It is unclear at this point how long this has been going on, but I shall keep you updated as the story unfolds.
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause.
The mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
 
Xantar
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Why oh why are you spreading such filthy lies about me, Mystic? Wait...

It's because I refused to marry you, isn't it? I remember now. You took me out to dinner and then led me to a water fountain where a string ensemble was playing in the background, and then you got down on your knees whereupon I figured out what was going on and kicked you. And you just lay there and sobbed like a baby, gurgling, "But we can work it out! If only you would listen and understand how I feel..."

Well it's not happening, Mystic! Ever since I caught you snorting cocaine out of Tifa_16's belly button, I've never been able to trust you again. Just be glad I didn't stab you with my sai when you tried that cheap marriage ploy!

*storms out and slams door*
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Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
-Mystic Gohan-
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Xantar
Aug 23 2006, 07:49 PM
It's because I refused to marry you, isn't it?

!!! You swore never to speak of this! And you're wrong! I DID IT FOR THE MONEY, I DID IT ALL FOR THE MONEY!!!!
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause.
The mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
 
Dawnreaver
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My...god.

I'm gonna go back to jumping from treetop to treetop. It's safer up there.
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Dragon
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shit...now they'll never buy art from me again....fucking Knight.
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

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Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
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how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
hostilecrayon
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Bahamut's Fury
Aug 24 2006, 10:35 AM
My...god.

I'm gonna go back to jumping from treetop to treetop. It's safer up there.

You should let your hip heal first. It could be dangerous.
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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Dawnreaver
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Feck the hip. It's only a minor annoyance.
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Professor Chaos! Muahaha!
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why does that so remind me of the infamous "tis just a fleshwound" line ;)
Xantar
 
There are not enough mentions of me in people's signatures. This should be fixed.


I lurk.
 
Dawnreaver
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Rpg fan
Aug 25 2006, 03:46 PM
why does that so remind me of the infamous "tis just a fleshwound" line ;)

Because I was going to say that, but then thought better of it, so I went ahead and modernized and ninjafied it.
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