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I am a Father; The final sign of the apocalypse
Topic Started: Mar 2 2007, 03:22 PM (1,441 Views)
Holocollector
Christmas is Coming
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Not if we stay awake not even mako wouldnt suspect a thing.
Note: My english writing skills need work so donīt even think of asking me to change it entirely or relearn my english (the impossible). I donīt like the signature, I willl eventually add a picture.
 
Dragon
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Leowen
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Holocollector
Mar 3 2007, 10:23 PM
Gets a nurse. Nurse gives Trey a injection full of vitamins and mild alchohol apple cider. And if that doesn't work give flinstone vitmamins. The ones with thier likeness becuase you know they like to eat colorful stuff.

I think giving a premature baby any for of alcohol would probably bring child protective services down on you like a hawk to a lame-rabbit. Plus he doesn't have any teeth yet and with a feeding tube down his tiny little throat, I don't think the use of Flinstone Vitamins is going to be possible.
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

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Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
...
how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
Slappy
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Holocollector
Mar 4 2007, 12:57 PM
Not if we stay awake not even mako wouldnt suspect a thing.

Erg... what?
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Makokam
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Why is your son wearing pink?

That's just what was available I'm guessing. I never really thought about it, but he's not wearing it anymore.

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Wait...Atreyu?

THAT STORY FUCKING ENDED.

Finally, you get it.

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its a boy....you call him trey (which puns at "bend over trey). You dress him in pink. His adult father has a pokemon sig.

I swear this kid never had a chance as a hetero.

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Mako's going to stab us all as we sleep.


I don't need you to be asleep. I'll stab you right in your face.

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QUOTE (Holocollector @ Mar 3 2007, 10:23 PM)
Gets a nurse. Nurse gives Trey a injection full of vitamins and mild alchohol apple cider. And if that doesn't work give flinstone vitmamins. The ones with thier likeness becuase you know they like to eat colorful stuff.



I think giving a premature baby any for of alcohol would probably bring child protective services down on you like a hawk to a lame-rabbit. Plus he doesn't have any teeth yet and with a feeding tube down his tiny little throat, I don't think the use of Flinstone Vitamins is going to be possible.


Thank you, Dragon.

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I don't know about the appocalippse thing I think that will be when my bro breeds.

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And I look forward to Dalmar babies. They'll be writing RPs before they're three! I'll call 'em Little D 1, 2, and 3. Assuming he has three, which he has to do now because I said so. Good luck with that Big D.


Dalmar had better reproduce, in fact all of you had better reproduce. My kid's going to need people to RP with damnit.


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I'm still unsure of why you have a Pokemon sig...

What's wrong with my pokemon sig?
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Trippy Skippin Tomato
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TOTALLY SEXY GAMER DEMON GOLFER
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CHILDREN OUT OF WEDLOCK!

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF SIN!

AND AS IT JUST SO HAPPENS, I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHS(NEATLY SUBTITLED) OF THE DAY THIS ALL STARTED. IT IS QUITE EMBARRASSING FOR MAKO. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM.


*After Carefully reading with a bottle of lotion in one hand, Dragon edits out the pornographic content from TST's post* This is horrible horrible, you should be banned for having such a horrible perverted mind.

THE GAMER PRINCE HAS SPOKEN.
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Makokam
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I think I've found my first stabbing victim.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Trippy Skippin Tomato
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TOTALLY SEXY GAMER DEMON GOLFER
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How the loving couple first met.

Its a perfectly healthy thing for young boys with girlish figures like mine to do late night --Dragon

Edit: I am so tempted to post pictures of anime boys but I dunno if I should. I'll let the forum vote on that. Do you really want to draw Lish back THAT much?
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Slappy
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This forum is going to Hell in a pink handbasket.

Could be worse, could be a pink beanie on your head
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Trippy Skippin Tomato
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TOTALLY SEXY GAMER DEMON GOLFER
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Oh like it wasn't there before.
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Slappy
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The handbasket wasn't pink before.
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Dawnreaver
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Trippy Skippin Tomato
Mar 5 2007, 12:25 AM
Oh like it wasn't there before.

4chan party v& is here!

Shoop da whoop skippy!

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Holocollector
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It was only a joke. This whole time we've been joking. Bahamut and dragon do it all the time. But if I have to apologize it will only be to mako since you all took it out of hand. (watches them post a reponse back to him).
Note: My english writing skills need work so donīt even think of asking me to change it entirely or relearn my english (the impossible). I donīt like the signature, I willl eventually add a picture.
 
Malagossa
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Welcome to the club dude, and congrats :)

If you ever want any advice on anything just hit me up. My little dude is turning 2 in a couple of weeks, and I most likely have another one on the way in 7 months.
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Dragon
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Holocollector
Mar 5 2007, 09:47 AM
It was only a joke. This whole time we've been joking. Bahamut and dragon do it all the time. But if I have to apologize it will only be to mako since you all took it out of hand. (watches them post a reponse back to him).

*Makes a post so pointless it doesn't even count as a response*

Pwned.
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

---

Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
...
how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
Trippy Skippin Tomato
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TOTALLY SEXY GAMER DEMON GOLFER
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OK what the fuck. Some fagdragon edited out my awesome pictures. I'm putting them back, because there was absolutely nothing pornographic about any of them.

Believe it or not I know what my limits on this forum are and I was well within them.
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Dragon
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Leowen
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Don't make me rape you again.
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

---

Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
...
how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
Trippy Skippin Tomato
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TOTALLY SEXY GAMER DEMON GOLFER
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Psh, whatever. A blow up doll with my face on it doesn't count as me.
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Dawnreaver
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Trippy Skippin Tomato
Mar 6 2007, 01:00 AM
OK what the fuck. Some fagdragon edited out my awesome pictures. I'm putting them back, because there was absolutely nothing pornographic about any of them.

Believe it or not I know what my limits on this forum are and I was well within them.

FAGDRAGON?

WHAT SORT OF FAGGOTRY IS THIS?

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Dragon
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Leowen
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

---

Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
...
how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
Makokam
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Please stop tainting my thread with arguments and the calling of others of faggots. Anything further of such will be deleted with extreme prejudice.


Oh, and thanks Malagossa. ^_^
I've actually been wonderin how you and your kid have been. I look forward to talking to you sometime soon.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

Posted Image
Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
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