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6 Word Poems
Topic Started: Feb 25 2009, 08:26 AM (931 Views)
Xantar
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I heard a segment on NPR which had various people submitting 6 Word Poems, and I had an idea. So let's play a game:

6 Word Poems

The idea is to write a story or a description in exactly 6 words. The NPR story was about love, so you had stuff like, "She left me at the hospital" (ouch!) or "Our two lives have become one."

So let's have some fun and make up our own. It doesn't have to be about love. In fact, I'm going to write all of mine about the Spot.

On hostilecrayon

"From OMG to Oh My Goddess."

"Nine fanfics. Eight of them yaoi."

"Internet on and off...and on."

"Will give her address on request."

On Makokam

"His kid's from The Neverending Story."

"I wish he'd finish his fic."

On Dawnreaver

"Hates that his name is Marcy."

"Twenty-ish Portuguese Ninja Human: Not Catchy."

On Davemcc

"He fills it up with water." (you knew that was coming)

"Lucky him. He sings Act Naturally."

On Dragon

"McCain represents him. He hates that."

"Just had sex. So he says."

"His engineering degree is so f*cked."

On Chrono Fantasy

"The Sphinx wants her nose back."

"FF Girls Gone Wild. Enough said."

"Check his website. AAAAGH MY EYES!!!"

On The RPG Spot

"Do not drop 'RP' from name."

"I don't care about song lyrics."

"Has hot women in banner advertisements."

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Now you try.
Edited by Xantar, Feb 25 2009, 08:34 AM.
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Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
Makokam
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On Xantar:
You do not amuse him. Really.

Trash can dweller, our own Oscar.

.-o-O-o-.

Thats it, for now.(I think...)
Edited by Makokam, Feb 25 2009, 09:51 AM.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Dragon
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Xantar:

Wolrd Domination via cute robot cats.

RPG Fan:

Douchebag. It's the thought that counts.

Holocollector:

Help! He accidentally the whole fleshlight!

Makokam:

He should have pulled out sooner.

George Bush Sr.:

He should have pulled out sooner.

hostilecrayon:

Yaoi equals bad karma, stop it!

Dragon:

Oh My God Dragon said something!
Edited by Dragon, Feb 25 2009, 03:43 PM.
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Ok, you caught me. I'm actually Xantar. I hacked Dragon's account because he's being an ass.

Dragon: You don't have the respect for me because you are entered the forum into a contest where it is impossible for one to survive unless they are the one survivor. You speak as if setting up a situation in which to make my fail by stating that I cannot live. Therefor my logic proves that over yours and you are making a direct threat on my physical life.
Xantar: I think you mean
Xantar: "You made me accidentally the whole fleshlight!"
Dragon: .....
Dragon: Sometimes I just love you.

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Shadyshark
So I found out that this girl on a kids show I thought was cute was actually about 16 at the time of filming, so I feel better about it now.
Dragon of DTT
...
how does that make you feel better?
Shadyshark
because that's legal.
Dragon of DTT
you think a 16 year old is hot, thats creepy as fuck
Shadyshark
in some states at least.
Dragon of DTT
>.>
you're like, 8 years older than that
Shadyshark
never mind.
 
Slappy
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Xantar:

Only words on your screens, fools.

Lish:

Abbra kadabbra, Poof! She's gone again.

Eddie:

New resident signature and avy maker.

Marci:

Samurai ninja pirate zombie forum coder.

Mako:

Like one sixteenth co-owner now right? (That's a jab at you being so hands off and out of the loop here)

The RPG Spot:

Apparently we should keep the "RPG."
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Eddie
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Hrmm, I believe as it be a poem I shall be attempting to write yon ditty's In the style of fellow Scot Robert Burns, the Michael Jackson of poetry.

Im also trying to rmember everyone so apologise if I forget you (In my defence, It's freaking 4 am over here! I'm trying rhyme foo's!)

Mako:
"Nae boat big enough against him"

Slappy:
"A'change ye see, changed he be."

Mally:
"Sharper wit behind yon sharp stick."

Lish:
"Yaoi must chafe, no anime safe."

Dragon:
"Graphics abound, he utter no sound."

Xantar:
"A mysterious man, that there Thanh."

Marci:
"From darkness strikes, clothed in pinstripes!"

Dally:
"RP's a'praised, his time we crave."

Skaerin:
"A formidible foe, their talents behold!

Dave:
"Pimp hat stays, boobs be praised!"

Trippy:
"Tomato's be squashed, his hentai awashed."

Fallen:
"Not known t'me, future we'll see."

Midnight:
"Vanished I'see, her namesake she be."

Mikito:
"New perhaps, a child she acts."

Thats all I got's for the moment. And It's now 5 am. I'll maybe think up some more tommorow (or rather, later today...)
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I eat babies. Also, read my fanfics.

So...do you have any interest in necrophilia?

~ Xantar

Don't worry about it being too long - we like long here.

~ Lish
 
Dawnreaver
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Quote:
 
Holocollector:

Help! He accidentally the whole fleshlight!


I fucking lol'd.

Xantar:
A cyborg, feeds on your tears.

Lish:
Hit with the shitty life bat.

Mako:
His son will be mocked forever.

Eddie:
Pencil, cattleprod, tools to torture with.

Dragon:
He's still alive? I'll be damned.

Dalmar:
FUCK BEES. And disease. And Texas.

Dave:
Purple, color of royalty... and queers?

Slappy:
Will always be a punk kid.

Trippy:
Still waiting for my guide, asshole.

Mal:
Probably normal, still doesn't say much.

Miki:
Friendly rookie, scarred in a week.

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Xantar
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Xantar's 6 Word Poems: TV (and anime) Edition

House:

"He fears change. Anything else new?"

"David Shore fears any character growth."

"It will never ever be Lupus."

24:

"We don't have time for this."

"Chloe is a living Nike commercial."

"Tony still looking for Cubs mug."

"It should really be 12 now."

Heroes:

"Much better actors than material deserves."

"Proof that comic book writers suck."

"Sylar had better be really dead."

"Don't give Claire another boyfriend ever."

Death Note:

"Calculations for Misa's lifetime very complicated."

Code Geass:

"Not enough nude scenes with Kallen."

"So Suzaku still doesn't die? DAMMIT!"
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Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
Makokam
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I"m just putting these up as I come up with them, not really trying, hence why I don't have a dozen or so of them.

Dalmar:
A saintly pervert. He RPs well.

My Son:
Atreyu means "tragedy". Don't tell him.

Edited by Makokam, Feb 27 2009, 06:19 AM.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Xantar
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Makokam
Feb 26 2009, 11:10 PM
Dalmar:
Saintly pervert. He RPs well.
That's five words...
PureVideoGames — Made From Only the Finest Ingredients
Launched September 12, 2004


Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
Slappy
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I was going to say that last night then got distracted. Switch it to "role plays."

More poems:

On some television shows:

Naruto

Please God, just let it die.

Bad English actors for two hundred.

Annoying main characters for four hundred.

Only good character is never around. (Shikimaru)

Good concept, God awful anime though.

Could Kakashi be any more cliche?

Seinfeld

Makes me laugh every damn time.

Too bad Kramer is a racist.

Smallville

When will it just be "Superman?"

Lois is a super BITCH. Lol.

Who thought up the Chloe character?

I liked when people kept dying.

Berserk

I can watch it over and...

Over and over and over. Really.



Okay, I'm really grasping at straws. Creative juices are not flowing.
Edited by Slappy, Feb 27 2009, 03:39 PM.
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Malagossa
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The Rpg Spot

How do you like them apples?

Eddie

Loves mass murdering robots from beyond

The pencil draws what it wishes


Marci

Rogue samurai, knowledge is his power



Edited by Malagossa, Feb 27 2009, 04:00 PM.
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Eddie
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On World of Warcraft

"Dued kAn I's hav 5 silvrs?"

"Trade they spam, damn Ally fans."

"Arthas be tainted, Jaina be sainted."

"Illidan's a trial? Get epic style!"

On Dungeons and Dragons


"Movie thou jest? A miserable fest!"

"20 I roll, crit'ing the troll."

"Jesus saves! And takes half damage."

"Bard I being, sing what seeing."

"Back when gnomes were cool races."

On Batman

"Im the goddamn goddamn goddamn Batman."

"Grim dark knight, fighting Gotham's blight."

"So serious a'man, that Batty man."

"Riches vast, Bruce Wayne a mask."

"At least Nolan got it right."
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I eat babies. Also, read my fanfics.

So...do you have any interest in necrophilia?

~ Xantar

Don't worry about it being too long - we like long here.

~ Lish
 
hostilecrayon
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Brace yourself. Marci is watching you.
(Yes, that is a 1984 reference.)

Anyone want to affiliate with us?

Our RP is better than yours.

Eddie still has his cattle prod.

Slappy posts... and posts... and posts...

God has forsaken this place. Seriously.

Xantar makes people hide in fear.

Dragon's around here somewhere... I think...

Midnight: huge excitement and enthusiasm galore.
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


My LJ
 
Dawnreaver
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It's funny because I actually am watching you.

Your IPs are my bitches.
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Malagossa
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The RPG Spot

Colorful forum themes rock my socks.

Talent on display, just not everyday

Our capricious activities get done, eventually



Slappy

Judeau don't know judo, you know

A signature banner, he patiently awaits



Work

continuous chore, oh what a bore








Edited by Malagossa, Mar 4 2009, 07:57 PM.
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Makokam
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Mikito-
Plays a child, and with guns.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Mikito
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Gunslinger girl has nothing on me.

Sharks are scary, Mr Mako isn't

Who is Xantar? WHAT IS XANTAR!?



Sensual, smooth, caresses with sweetness. Chocolate

Wet and sticky, slightly icky: Custard

Penis Extension? Insecurity? Men with rifles.
Edited by Mikito, Mar 10 2009, 08:52 AM.
'Give me a gun that never fires! Give me a sword that is ever blunt!. Give me a weapon that deals no wound, so long as it always strikes awe!'
- Ecclesiarch Sebastian Thor, address to the Convent Sanctorum
 
Makokam
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Xantar's a videogame from "wayne's world"

THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
Mikito
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Maybe Xantar is just an idea

Or maybe a thoery: Insubstantial; influential

Xantar is. Xantar! (face the facts!)
'Give me a gun that never fires! Give me a sword that is ever blunt!. Give me a weapon that deals no wound, so long as it always strikes awe!'
- Ecclesiarch Sebastian Thor, address to the Convent Sanctorum
 
Makokam
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"'x' names are cool" he says
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
Posted Image

Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

Posted Image
Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
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