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oh...my...god.
Topic Started: Mar 9 2009, 04:50 PM (1,388 Views)
Makokam
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I just read an article that I'm going to link, that talked about product makeovers. The first one was Dora the Explorer. In which her new look was actually described as "sexy". This disturbs me.

Feel free to post anything that evokes a similar reaction here as well.
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http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/mar/03/told-mcnuggets-ran-out-fort-pierce-woman-calls-911/

How's that for Oh my God?
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Yeah, I almost posted that myself last week. That's just fucking ridiculous, and just goes to show how fucking good we have it in this country that people flip out over their first choice of food not being in stock.
It really is kind of shamful how spoiled a lot of people are.

I really thought it was just a freak case, but well, this just warrented an "Oh my God" in and of itself.
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THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Dear god. We're all doomed.
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yes, you Americans are all doomed, we all know this ("rule Britania, Britania rule the waves~!") however i dont think that what that survey says is all that bad.

I mean yes, calling 911 immediately is a bit of a dumb thing to do, but if you look at the facts - the fast food place has taken the money, and is then refusing to give it back, without giving goods in return.

I recently got awarded 150GBP when i bought a rifle that never arrived, and the credit card company ruled that the shop had (obviously) acted illegally.

- sure fast food is for a pitance amount of money - but the message is the same.

On that grounds i dont think that the fast food thing is really all that OMG...

The dora the explorer thing however? that just scares me!!


If you want something OMG - how about the plans t grant Amnesty to all illegal immigrants in London? that struck me as a /headdesk moment!!

(( http://www.londonnet.co.uk/news/2009/mar/boris-johnson-plans-amnesty-londons-illegal-immigrants.html ))
Edited by Mikito, Mar 11 2009, 09:10 AM.
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Mar 11 2009, 09:07 AM

I mean yes, calling 911 immediately is a bit of a dumb thing to do, but if you look at the facts - the fast food place has taken the money, and is then refusing to give it back, without giving goods in return.

They DID offer goods in return.

Besides, loss of money is not a cause for 911. Loss of LIMB is a cause for 911.
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Leave the police to emergencies, as I always say. The other day a friend and I pulled up to another friend of ours' old house. There had been a burglary there previously and the door was wide open, which we didn't see. All we were doing was sitting there talking (I was smoking) when two squad cars barrel down the street and hit us with floodlights and take our ID's and search the house, etc. Granted this wasn't the greatest place to have been and the cops realized the coincidence of the situation but who honestly thinks two kids sitting in a car smoking is an EMERGENCY? People abuse the 911 system like a submissive housewife and it gets old. I almost went to jail for burglary and B&E and possession because someone couldn't handle all of the obvious wrongdoing and danger I represented by smoking privately in my car. *sigh*
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...maybe they wanted to make you quit smoking?
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Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
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I'll have them know I'm much more likely to break into their house or do something stupid and illegal whilst completely sober than relaxed and focused on holding mah piece
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Cops arrest drunk man driving a motorized bar stool.

The headline pretty much speaks for itself.
PureVideoGames — Made From Only the Finest Ingredients
Launched September 12, 2004


Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
Xantar
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German man pays neighbor $2500 to impregnate his wife. Neighbor tries 72 times but fails.

And then there's one more twist at the end. These people are going to end up on Gerhardt Springer pretty soon.
PureVideoGames — Made From Only the Finest Ingredients
Launched September 12, 2004


Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
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daughter-wins-lawsuit-against-father-over-punishment

I have no words for this.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Woman feeds self to polar bear

All I can think is that drugs or alchohal was involved. Possibly both.
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Slappy, browsing the internet for pictures, i discovered... this: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=11887741

WTF BBQ.
Marci: What is the world coming to? You've become me, Xantar's become Slappy...

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Dragon: I bet Xantar is like the ultimate designated driver
Dragon: drops off all his drunk buddies at each other's ex-girlfriends' houses


Mystic Gohan: xantar has had his lasting effects on our easily influenced minds
Mystic Gohan: hes probably at home cackling as we speak


Me: Xantar never really talks unless you talk to him first.
Marci: And that will hold until he makes the first move. I've learned. Don't ever go into a Xantar conversation blind.
It's like going swimming naked. You make sure there aren't any sharks nearby and that you don't have any open wounds first.


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Apparently other Slappys aren't as cool as me. Well I guess that depends on personal opinion. Plus, I use Facebook now.
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Xantar: And for your information, I didn't call on any minions. They got into this on their own, and they seem to be having a blast.

Marci: Screw you too, I'm not your minion.

Xantar: Also, Makokam is not my minion. Just thought I'd point that out.

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Spill at British soap factory turns river into foam (contains pics).
Edited by Xantar, Apr 20 2009, 04:15 AM.
PureVideoGames — Made From Only the Finest Ingredients
Launched September 12, 2004


Xantarcube: Dragon, I need you to render a thief. She should be a 15-year old girl with ninja-like abilities and a knife. Try to give her a badass pose, too.
Dragon of DTT: Ok. How's this? http://www.purevideogames.net/images/Character_Art/thief_full.jpg
Mortal Kombat: Dragon. Wins. L33tality!

Dragon of DTT: Don't complain. Buy a hooker.
Xantarcube: What am I going to do with a hooker?
Dragon of DTT: Wii Sports.

Shadyshark: but adrienne may be pregnant
Shadyshark: or have cancer
Shadyshark: she's hoping for cancer


Seriously. Even I'm in my signature. Fix yours.
 
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WOAH.

That. Is. COOL. I don't give any sort of shit about a chemical spill. I'd jump right in.
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A ... seeing... eye... horse? :brow:
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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British Court Says Woman Isn't Smart Enough to be a Mom
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
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Aliens!!...????
THIS is my side, THIS is the demiltarized zone, and THAT is your side.

"Good and Evil" is too complicated. I prefer, "Us and Them".
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Xantarcube: *Throws Makokam down on the bed*

Dalmar: Dalmar runs from no man! ... Bees, on the other hand...

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Join the Dark Side

If you ever wonder what to do in life, ask What Would Jack Bauer Do, because what Jack Bauer would do sure as hell will get things done faster than what Jesus would do.

 
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