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Davemcc
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Dec 12 2009, 05:33 PM
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Hilarity king of RPG Spot
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So, as pretty much only Xantar and probably Mystic know, I'm a biiiiiig fan of stealing girls. Not from like, you know, the store, but from other guys. Now I know, I know, this is bad. But not really, as it's hard work. I'm no Fabio. And most of it comes from this strange constant state of love-hate where hey, on the one hand I'm snagging myself a nice little lady but on the other, I need to fuck some poor guy over in order to enjoy it. I'm short, got fucked up teeth like a Brit, and spend 90% of my time doing things girls do not find attractive in any way. At all. So no "I hate guys like you Dave" bullshit. You should idolize this.
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josh somethingLook I'm telling you right now to back off, i know exactly what kind of guy you are, i know what you have done in the past, and I'm telling you right now that if you try to do anything to Jennifer your not going to like the outcome, and no that's not a threat that a promise, your done trying to talk to her, grow up and find some new friends!
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Dave McCombsYou know nothing about me. I will talk to whomever I please and if you'd like to try and test whether or not you're capable of putting an end to that, I laughably welcome you to try. Since you're so convinced that you are the sole owner and proprietor of human rights to such a degree you can hand out warnings to people you've never met revoking their constitutionally-granted rights to, you know, talk to other human beings at their own will, you probably stand to benefit from what would end up happening to you should you try and introduce me to this "outcome" of yours.
And since you've got me here reading what you have to say for what I can only guess is the last time as I can't possibly see what it is you would have to say to me that I would find important, I'll lend you a rare moment of benevolence and teach you something about women. It's perfectly understandable you'd want your girlfriend to be a little more exclusive with you than she is. But perhaps this is something you should analyze introvertially, which means include yourself in the picture instead of showing how little self esteem and confidence in your relationship you have that you need to start threatening and blaming people she barely talks to to try and bring her closer to you. She's going to read this and wonder why her "boyfriend" confuses a need for exclusivity due to a lack of true intimacy for an act of protection and valiance and start to wonder herself where in your own head the line between "loyalty" and "ownership" is drawn. I promise you, my 75-lb friend, if she read this she'd probably think your "DON'T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND AT ALL, I KNOWS YOU LOL" banter sounds a little like you think you can control the girl and tell her what to do. You can't control her. You can't control me. Out of that equation rises the following solution: We're going to talk to one another. If you continue to try and act like you're actually mighty enough to change who both your woman and someone you've never met talk to, let alone on Facebook (another great source of amusement to me that also lends towards your being a total joke who will likely serve to amuse several of my friends and myself), even she'll notice that you think you own her and her actions and you'll probably end up driving her right away. Especially when you consider one of the main things we talked about was how happy she is with someone like you who makes her feel like she's worth more than two cents. Why on Earth you'd want her as distanced from that sort of conversation as possible is completely beyond me, and she'd probably agree in the senselessness of the thing.
The bottom line here is that you'll never, ever, ever in a million years intimidate someone, especially over the internet, by openly admitting in a first sentence how utterly unsure you are of what is going on. Believe me, if you'd gotten close enough to me to know me intimately well enough to know "what I have done in the past" and "what kind of guy exactly" I am, I'd have stepped on you. You have never known a fraction of who I am or what I have done. Well, unless Jen told you in which case you'd probably be wanting to ask for my advice rather than my cooperation ;).
Oh, and as a last kind of footnote type thing, when you want to use a contraction of "you are", it has to be spelled "you're." The usage of periods will also not be wasted on you, as I'm fairly certain your entire message contains none of them and ended up sounding like a child (fitting, as you appear to still think and weigh as much as one) tugging on my shirt and asking me for fifteen different candy bars.
Here's what I don't get, man, this is my coming to you humbly and needing YOUR help, right here. Why is it that whenever some little pussy-ass tries to get in my face about... well, putting my face in their girlfriend's (16 words ago), they always tell me to "get new friends"? None of my friends told me to get with her, partner. It was my choosing. So please. You grow the fuck up. And enjoy yourself when I show this to her and you have to come up with some fancy lie for "he started it."
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curtis somethingThis is the 8 pack bigdick husband of Nikki's, Sending you a message TELLIN you quit harassing her if you know whats good for you. Your nothing but a fucking loser whos ego is obviously bigger then your pathetic 1' dick of yours. And who cares if your 157 pounds, all that means is your insecure, and have to put on a fake act to promote people to like you, worthless shell of a human being you truely are. Now if i find out you talk to her again, i promise you NO amount of fake friends you have can come to back you up will save you from ME!
FUCK YOU.
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Dave McCombs Dave McCombs September 24, 2008 at 11:39pm Listen, Curtis, you seem like a really smart kid despite your run-on sentences, shitty grammar and preambles where you tell me you're sending me a message (in case I forget mid-read), so I don't think I need to tell you that threatening somebody over the Internet is both useless and embarrassing.
If you don't believe me, think about the last thing you said to me. "NO amount of fake friends you have can come to back you up will save you from ME!." What's the difference between having one fake friend back you up in a fight and having a million fake friends back you up in a fight? They're fake. But just so we're clear, I'll call 100,000 of them.
See what I'm saying? Embarrassing.
You've got enough to worry about before you can start thinking about getting back into middle school Internet drama. Start with stringing basic sentences together, then work your way up to guessing people's weight. I weigh nothing near 157 lbs and haven't for years. But out of curiosity, how do you figure that when somebody <b>does</b> weigh 157 lbs, "all that means is your insecure?" Is that a really insecure number or something?
Oh, and worry about how only a few days before you and your girlfriend started dating she was begging me to "give her a shot" and how when I told her I didn't want a girlfriend at the time just someone to fuck around with, she found... well, you.
Bottom line, you don't know me. Things are bigger than you are and go back to before you were even around. So don't send me messages anymore, " 8 pack bigdick husband of Nikki's."
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Dawnreaver
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Dec 16 2009, 02:27 AM
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Davemcc
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Dec 26 2009, 08:32 PM
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Malagossa
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Dec 29 2009, 10:21 AM
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