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The worst game you've never heard of; Tattoo Assassins (arcade, unreleased)
Topic Started: Dec 25 2008, 07:22 AM (172 Views)
Dire 51
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I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.
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http://progressiveboink.com/archive/tattoo.htm

This looks like the retarded love child of Mortal Kombat and Kasumi Ninja. It's probably for the best that this thing never saw the light of day until MAME, because it makes Time Killers look good in comparison.

Also, check out the endings. Wow. Just wow.
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5thman
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Mooninites
lol I remember reading about this one. Is that a cuban guy playing the "indian"?
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Crazy the Clown
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And I thought Time Killer was a generic fighter.
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sotenga
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Oh, I've known of this one for a really long time. Played only a bit of it. I can't judge whether or not this sucks more than Survival Arts... eh, probably gets a few points for the over-the-top cheesery of it all.

But I'll say something here that I've been thinking for a while: I am so glad the digitized graphics fad died in the 90's. :ph43r:
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Dual
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I read about this one a couple of years ago, it's seriously, absolutely hilarious. I was watching their fatality versions for a few days afterwards on YouTube, they're so awful.
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I'd still say that Time Killers is pretty generic. This game isn't generic or boring. Like the endings link said, it's full of every crappy talk-show joke ever.

I remember this game because there was a huge EGM article about it. Sounded goofy even back then.

Almost on-topic: Has anyone else played that Steven Segal beat-em-up demo for the SNES?
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Double L
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I remember reading about this when I was looking up some stuff on Mortal Kombat a couple of years ago, and watched the 'Fatalities' list on Youtube. It seems like the logic was 'Mortal Kombat had fatalities, Mortal Kombat sold load, Mortal Kombat 2 has more fatalities, Mortal Kombat sold more...' We see where this is going. Plus Eternal Champions: CFtDS did it MUCH better

Plus don't even get me started on Kasumi Ninja

BTW, that Steven Segal game looks horrendous in the same vein of Street Fighter The Movie: The Game
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Luke
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Dire 51,Dec 25 2008
09:22 PM
Wow. Just wow.

That pretty much sums up my reaction to those screenshots. I'm amazed that this game was approved for development when its dev team approached the publisher with a game concept proposal. Thank god it never got published.
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Double L,Jan 18 2009
04:11 AM
BTW, that Steven Segal game looks horrendous in the same vein of Street Fighter The Movie: The Game

I think I heard the Saturn version of the Street Fighter movie game was actually good.
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