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| The worst game you've never heard of; Tattoo Assassins (arcade, unreleased) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 25 2008, 07:22 AM (172 Views) | |
| Dire 51 | Dec 25 2008, 07:22 AM Post #1 |
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I always leave when the talk gets philosophical.
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http://progressiveboink.com/archive/tattoo.htm This looks like the retarded love child of Mortal Kombat and Kasumi Ninja. It's probably for the best that this thing never saw the light of day until MAME, because it makes Time Killers look good in comparison. Also, check out the endings. Wow. Just wow. |
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| 5thman | Dec 25 2008, 03:21 PM Post #2 |
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lol I remember reading about this one. Is that a cuban guy playing the "indian"? |
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| Crazy the Clown | Dec 25 2008, 07:30 PM Post #3 |
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Maverick Hunter Extraordinaire
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And I thought Time Killer was a generic fighter. |
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| sotenga | Dec 25 2008, 08:01 PM Post #4 |
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Batman Beyond
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Oh, I've known of this one for a really long time. Played only a bit of it. I can't judge whether or not this sucks more than Survival Arts... eh, probably gets a few points for the over-the-top cheesery of it all. But I'll say something here that I've been thinking for a while: I am so glad the digitized graphics fad died in the 90's. :ph43r: |
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| Dual | Dec 27 2008, 02:30 PM Post #5 |
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She and Her Cat
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I read about this one a couple of years ago, it's seriously, absolutely hilarious. I was watching their fatality versions for a few days afterwards on YouTube, they're so awful. |
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| PrimeOp | Jan 18 2009, 03:01 AM Post #6 |
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Sterner Stuff
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I'd still say that Time Killers is pretty generic. This game isn't generic or boring. Like the endings link said, it's full of every crappy talk-show joke ever. I remember this game because there was a huge EGM article about it. Sounded goofy even back then. Almost on-topic: Has anyone else played that Steven Segal beat-em-up demo for the SNES? |
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| Double L | Jan 18 2009, 04:11 AM Post #7 |
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The Master of Magnetism
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I remember reading about this when I was looking up some stuff on Mortal Kombat a couple of years ago, and watched the 'Fatalities' list on Youtube. It seems like the logic was 'Mortal Kombat had fatalities, Mortal Kombat sold load, Mortal Kombat 2 has more fatalities, Mortal Kombat sold more...' We see where this is going. Plus Eternal Champions: CFtDS did it MUCH better Plus don't even get me started on Kasumi Ninja BTW, that Steven Segal game looks horrendous in the same vein of Street Fighter The Movie: The Game |
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| Luke | Jan 18 2009, 08:13 PM Post #8 |
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The merc with a mouth
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That pretty much sums up my reaction to those screenshots. I'm amazed that this game was approved for development when its dev team approached the publisher with a game concept proposal. Thank god it never got published. |
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| Dual | Jan 19 2009, 07:54 PM Post #9 |
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She and Her Cat
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I think I heard the Saturn version of the Street Fighter movie game was actually good. |
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