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Cringeworthy cutscenes; Acting that would make Uwe Boll proud
Topic Started: Jan 4 2009, 07:50 AM (208 Views)
Double L
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What's the best of the worst of the best... of the... worst... of the... oh you get the idea. Which videogames have acting SO bad, you can't help but laugh.

Some of my faves are:

House of the dead 2
Forbidden Siren
Ring: Terror's realm

But then there's this...

Final Fight CD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7hJ5HJVOH0

So what's yours? And remember... THE MAD GEAR MUST PAY!
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Crazy the Clown
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Pretty much any vocal work from Flay from Mana Khemia.

Talk about hammy and overdone.
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Any movie scene with Bruce Boxleitner in it. I bring it up 'cos Tron kinda bridges the gap between movie and videogame, but really anything starring or costarring him will do.

Also Symphony of the Night. The entire goddamn cast. Every line of dialogue.
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....I'm lookin' at YOU, Corpse Killer....
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corpse monger,Jan 6 2009
03:15 AM
....I'm lookin' at YOU, Corpse Killer....

To which I would add, any of the other Sega CD games that used filmed footage.
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corpse monger,Jan 6 2009
03:15 AM
....I'm lookin' at YOU, Corpse Killer....

For a moment I thought you said Crypt Killer. The endings are simply hilarious.

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lol yes, Crypt Killer is a barrel of laughs with such memorable quotes as "It's Dangerous!" and "No!" and "It's Dangerous!"
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5thman,Jan 6 2009
02:54 PM
lol yes, Crypt Killer is a barrel of laughs with such memorable quotes as "It's Dangerous!" and "No!" and "It's Dangerous!"

And a lot of "Oh Yeah!" and "Woah!"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwpn4z5mw7I

There are multiple endings but here is at least one of them... Youtube actually failed me at finding all of them.
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Every cutscene from Megaman 8.

Megaman sounds even more feminine than Roll and Dr. Light sounds like his voice actor is Elmer Fudd.
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I think it's really weird how everyone in Clock Tower Struggle Within sounds abysmal, yet the psycho killer is fuckassingly awesome.

"You little shit. This is how I do things." (stabs kid in the chest with a knife after kicking her in the groin)
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... not one mention of the first Resident Evil game? For shame, people. :p

Also, Last Alert. Por ejemplo... ah, hell. Have all of them.
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DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR

ITS REALLY POWERFUL ESPECIALLY AGAINST LIVING THINGS

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Vlygar
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Yes, definitely RE1. But it's so bad and cheesy, it adds to the game. That's partly why it's my favorite game of the series also.
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I assume acting includes voice acting. It will certainly be former Castlevania: Symphony of the Night for me. The voice acting is so bad, it is epic.
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I don't know if this counts, but there is a scene in Mortal Kombat: Deception that rips off Scooby Doo.

In Orderrealm, when you're on the evidence-finding mission, if you find the bloody knife before the journal and present it to the arresting officer, the suspect will say, "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for your meddling!"
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sotenga,Jan 9 2009
05:14 AM
... not one mention of the first Resident Evil game? For shame, people. :p

Also, Last Alert. Por ejemplo... ah, hell. Have all of them.

"I always thought we'd do things together... EVEN WHEN WE DIE."

**shakes head**
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