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Franchises that need no games; but, sadly, have them, anyway.
Topic Started: Aug 3 2009, 11:54 AM (87 Views)
Crazy the Clown
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When I was shopping for good games at Play-N-Trade, I had noticed a few games that REALLY didn't sit well with me. I mean, seriously, it's crap like this that reinforce the negative stereotype that franchises make for terrible games. I even heard other customers say, just as I was looking at the box, "Don't bother. It's crap." I put the box back, and politely thanked them for their warning. Anyway, here are the games I saw that fit this description.

-Drake and Josh. Just by looking at the box art, you can tell it's going to have all the action of the TV show, which isn't saying much, because the TV show sucks.* I sat through, maybe, 5 minutes of an episode with my nephew before I begged him to let me change the channel. He said, "No," so I left the room. If my nephew asks me to get this game for him, I'd ask him if he'd rather have New Super Mario Bros., which he also wants.

*-Before you call me a hypocrite, I know I did a thread called, "Gems in Shabby Cases," but this is an exception to the rule.

-Hannah Montana. Dear God, why would anyone make a game about a talentless country musician's talentless pop diva daughter who is suffering from multiple personality disorder? I just hope that when Miley Cyrus has a child, he or she is smart enough to get out of showbiz and do something useful with his or her life, instead of charging outrageous ticket prices for a show that nobody with any goddamned taste wants to watch, anyway.

-Mary-Kate and Ashley. They were fucking annoying in Full House, they were fucking annoying in their videos, they were fucking annoying in the news. Why make any games out of them, if you KNOW they're going to be fucking annoying, too? Hopefully, one day, logic will step in and mistakes like this will no longer be repeated.

-That's So Raven. Do I even have to say how stupid a concept like this is? Because, in all honesty, I don't think the word has been invented, yet. But I think I can try, by combining the words, "absolutely," "fucking," ludicrous," and, "stupid." And all I could come up with is "absofuckingludicroustupid." I don't know about you, but I think it fits.
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Vlygar
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DestronPrime
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NHL

... Oh fuck. *shields self*

Honestly, if equipment didn't cost so much, I'd honestly wish sports games weren't made.
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Crazy the Clown
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Another one I dread seeing, but is coming soon....

-iCarly. Yes, that's right. With this godawful show's mainstream success, largely due to both the kids who have a crush on Miranda Cosgrove, and the kids who have poor taste in television, Activision, the same people who made fun Atari 2600 games, decided, in their worst brainfart moment since Super Pitfall for the NES, to bring it to stores in October. *sigh* How the mighty have fallen.
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