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I was helping you.
Topic Started: Aug 16 2011, 06:05 PM (480 Views)
50 Shades of Bees
Because I'm an absolute ass who's willing to bring up old topics just to piss people off...

Here are the rules of the game.
Actually... Screw it, it's hardly a game at all...
Basically, [insert action that would be undesirable for the target], then finish with "I was helping you."

Example:
I deleted your favourite RP with no way to get it back because I'm a neighing soi soi.
I was helping you.

Feel free to showcase what you come up with.
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Al'qri'kza
Sedq'rian is often, if not always, abused by me.
I was helping him.
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I sap your sentry.
I was helping you.
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I castrated Sedq'rian and kept his testicles as preserved specimen.
I was helping the Magiscientists (and it works!)
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Total posts: 434
My posts: 202
I own nearly half the posts in the forum.
I was helping myself.

But the real one:
I abuse my Main Ownership powers whenever I feel like.
I was helping the T1 community.
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I melted and corroded Ray's flesh off her face by forcing Sedq'rian to spit bile on her.
I was helping myself. (or not)
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I was helping you.
I made my submission backwards to confuse you.
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I̶͕͉̦͎̩̗̗͗͋̈̈́̿͋͛̓́'̱͚͗ͭͬ̀͢͢v͚͙͕͖͓̦̍͊͊ͭͯ͒͝e̢̮̫̲̙̗͍̍ͧ ̢̈́̌ͯ͂̅ͫͦ̕҉̟͓͉̲̻ͅf̭͔̪̦͈̘ͨ̏̉̈̓͌ͯͪ͡͝u̘̯͖̮͚̘̔̏ͥ̋͝ç͆͑͏̠̺͍͇̩̲̪k̥͐ͫ͌̀͞e̴̯̱̥̙̦͐ͬ̿̀͑ͣͨ̔͢d̶̴̲̫̠̳̻ͬͅ ̴̹͉̟͛̌̎ṱ̷̹̣̜ͩ̇̑͠ͅh̳̦̼̮͔̱͖̼̲̾̎̏̋̅͊ͧ͛͟͡ï̴̡͍̮̬̺̤͙̱ͯ̈́̔̔ͧ͡s͔̦͈̦͍̦̼͓̄̕ ̵̭͕̱̺̺͌̌ͬͤ̎̍́͟p̯̬̤̖̤̎̎̌o̵͓͈ͯͤ̌ͮͤ̎̔̀s̳̠͈̝̲͔̣ͫ̔̌͠ţ̴͈̻̫̀ͤ̑͑ͣͣͧ ̲͈͈̬ͪ̽̈́͞͝u̔ͭͩ͒ͧ͂̏͏̰͇̮͇̻̬̻̩̠p̖͖̲̼̌̾̇ͤ̓̓̉̏͟ ̠̪̘̳͌ͨ͆̃b̡͐̍͑҉̨̭̹͇̟̦͕̣̺e̴̡̱̹̦̻̩͖̋̇͊́̍y̧̜̰ͩͣ̉̃̅͢o̶̪ͭ̓͝n̟̲̦̭͕̟̼̒̎ͥ̑̏͒͊͋́ͅd̳͔̮̣ͬ̕ ̡͙̱̀͊̌͋̎̉̓ͮ͠ṛ̵̮̼̮ͬe̡̩͓͚̰̺ͫ͊́c͆̈́͂͐͏͍o̸̧̲̤̺̤̳͗ͪ̽ͪ̎g̵̢̝̱̫̜̋̈́̾̂̆̿n̡͖̬̖̰̦͓̠͙̄̓̕i̟̤̥̗̬͓̘͍ͧͬ̈̌̚͡t̸̛̙͉̜̙̦ͯͩ͂ͬ̾ͦi̢̳̭͖̝̯̜̳̍̓̽ͫ̃͊ͦ̚͠ȍ̳̜̹̣̯͔̙̽͌̄̍n̲͔͖͈̦͇̰͉̣͗̅̑͢.̋͏̙̗̣̘̬̠̲̫
̷̨̢̝͖̗͕̳̖̯̦̎̑ͧͤ̀̾ͯI̵̞̲͇͐ ̵̰̳͋̃̂͐̒ͩ̐w̥̤̬̜̲͆̆ͫ̈́ͭ̅͆͝a͖̭̹͓͕̅̂̈́͌͘͢s̮͍̭ͧ̂ ̈̎ͤ̌ͦ͏͓̯h̛͑҉͉̙̹̱͓̳̕eͥ̍҉̻̯̞̝̰̣l͕̯͚̐̅̃͂p̸ͦ͒̊͑͏̞̯̮̳̻̫͎̫í̶̢̮̗̮̣̙̞̠̫ͧ̎̉̓̀̌̕n͓͕̗͈ͣg͎̯̱͎̯̭̬̪̘͌̿͊͒͌͌͒́̕ ̩̯̥͎̥͚̙͙̺̏̍ͯͨ̂̔̒y̥̟ͨ̌̋̕o̴̜̯͖̝̬̪̞͊̍̌̈̉͡ͅu̫͋̔͊.̃̽ͫ̒̐̀͏̧҉̠͚
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̨͚̻͈͉͎̞̫̇͗̆̓̒ͨ̋̚O͙̫̣̹̬̹̓̃ͩ͋̇ͬ̃̆̐ņ̛͇͓̙̜̬͉ͨͣ̐̅̎̅͝c̉͐ͤ̀҉̻ͅe̷̛͓̠̳̪̝̹̓ͫ͌ͮ͝ ̛͕͍̾̇ȟ̽҉̸̣̟͠ȅ̸͎̼̲̲͔͇̎̊ͧ̆ͣ͞ ̨̛̦̫͍̟͖̙̘̿̾̉̓̎̈ͅḫ̱̼̲͉͆͐̈ͩ̅ͫ̚͡á̶͙̠̃ͩ͌̃̒͑̒͢͞ŝ̲̩̲̪͇͆ ̵ͪͧͬ͒͂̿̑ͨ̊͏͚̟̫̬̩͖͙͞t̮̜͍ͧa̴̱̥̮̥̟ͫ̑̚̕k̘̥͚̺͖̠̂ͩͮ̿̑̓́e̷̤ͩ̀͛ͪ̅̈́͐ͥn̜̩̲̥͓̻͕̭͆̈́ ̵̺̠̣͚̪̲̈́̔ͭͮ͘ͅo͖̰̲̱̱͉̘ͧ̀͢v̷̗͇ͬ̾͛̾ͧe̴̡̝͋͂r̶̨̦ͫ̆͆̓̎ͪ̐ͅͅ,̡̛̻̲̟̜͖̩ͮ̇̃̍͐ͨ͢ͅ ̛̹͖̼̾̓͜i̵͚̰̖̥ͬ̌̓̓̓́̀͟ͅt̷̗̺͚̩̣̄̌̽ͫ̑ͣ̉́'̛̹̓͐͌̍s̸̖̫ͤ̑̍͐ͩ͐ ̶̧͍̭͔̳̳͚̹͙̥ͩ̓͌͘ț̱̰̝̠͈̯̾̌͐͛͐ͪ̾̐̏͢͡o̵̘̥̝ͭ͂̅ͥ͞ọ̵̩̻̭͈͚̩ͬ͋̓͝ ͍͓̽ͤͤ́̐̊ͣ̒̀͘l̶̜̰̰͆̔͑̇͟͜a̋ͯ͆̊̇ͩͮ͏̤̗̰͔̩͔̫̭̪t̶̢̲̤̮ͣ̓̃ͦ̾ͩͮē̡͗̒͊ͣͣ̈ͧ͏͈.̜̯̊̃̂ͪ̈͗́̏
̧̡̞̥ͦͨ̈́̍H̸͔̲̤̟̲̳̭͙̙ͦ̽͐̅̀͊́̚ḛ̣̫͙̯͉ͭͭͯ̂̏̋͜'̸̈́̽̉ͯ̏͑ͬ̊҉̝s̛͙̦̰͉͙͕͉ͮ̀̐ͪͪ͘ ̭̪̖͛̊̃ͦ̌͊ͮà̵̙̈ͯ̀l̶͙̗͔͎̀r̛͍̹̮̳͓͚͎̣̓ͯ͝ę̢̢̥̫͉̫͚͙̙ͨ̈ͩ͗ͦͦ͋ͮa̶̺͎̯̻̠̬͖͎͛ͤ̉̓̀d̐̐ͬ͒͗̈ͧ͋҉̫͓y͖̹̳̞̥̫͓̑ͭ̽̄́ ̧̿̏͗ͅh̷̢̝̤͋ͬͭ͡ͅe͔̰̞͚̺ͣ̌̇ͥ̂̾̒̀͘r̷̡͔̭͎̬̺̈́̏̎͋͆̓ͤe͑̒͂̀̈͏̦͓̗̬̣̖̟͡.̹͖̳̦̗͎̈ͣ͢ͅ
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I make a long signature that makes no sense whatsoever.
I was helping you.
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50 Shades of Bees
I don't post in any forums here for days.
I was helping you.
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Al'qri'kza
I smash your head into a wall before kicking you down a flight of stairs so that you're permanently dead.
I was helping you.
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I accidentally the test tube.
I was helping you.
This actually happened, I was holding a test tube with a stopper and delivery tube on the opening, I kinda pushed a bit too hard... and SNAP! It broke lol. Two pieces chipped off the top.
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I became Yuyuko and ate up your grilled chicken.
I was helping you.
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Lily White: I fly up to you to announce spring. Then I shower you with danmaku.
I was helping you.
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Utsuho: I gonna turn Gensokyo into my own personal hell.
I was helping you.
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Yuyuko: I stole spring from you guys.
I was helping the Saigyou Ayakashi.
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Satori: I stole your partner's moves and attack you with those.
I was helping you.
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Kanako: I trick a hell raven into eating a dead sun god, and make her gain nuclear powers that she tries to use to turn Gensokyo into hell.
I was helping you.
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Parsee: I had a lot of reasons to attack you simply because I am jealous.
I was helping you.
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Yamame: I attack you for no reason.
I was helping you.
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Orin: I attacked you because I want your soul and body.
I was helping you.
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Don't post for over 3 days.
I was helping you.
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Al'qri'kza
I smashed Sedq'rian's testicles with a baseball bat.
I was helping him.


I post obscene things in the chatroom to troll people.
I was helping them.
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I steal all the food from your fridge.
I was helping you.
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I smash Sedq'rian's testicles with the Boston Basher and sent him lying on the ground in great pain.
I was helping him.
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I annoyed both of you with my signature.
I was helping you.
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Al'qri'kza
I shoved Sedq'rian's face into a pail of liquid nitrogen.
I was helping him.


I am bored.
I was helping you.
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It's my birthday on Saturday, so I get all your presentz... Hurr...

I was helping you.
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Al'qri'kza
Aw I didn't get a present for you... but neither did I get one for anyone or everyone on their birthday.
I ain't helping you... because IDK how to help myself.
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Dark wanted me to post pics of me using MMD.
So I made this.
Posted Image

I was helping her.

P.S. Do I win now?
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I got pwn'd by the fairies in Subterranean Animism on Lunatic mode.

They were so not helping me.
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The three Fairies of Light destroyed Cirno's house to try and get her to join them.
They were helping her.
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Al'qri'kza
I forced a penis inside Sedq'rian's penis just because I can.

I am helping myself some draconian pr0nz.
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Rhade Evermore
I was Helping Help while i was Helping myself by Helping Others in this Helpception.
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Al'qri'kza
ZP smashed Snakey's testicles with a sledgehammer and then everyone nearby collapsed in pain. All because of Snakey.

I was helping myself some entertainment from others' agony.


I was reading some slightly pornographic fan-fiction of DragonForce and they are really entertaining, full of twists and stuff... but then I want Sedq'rian the Voidran to be inside to see how things may change... hmm...

I was helping myself some porn. Not that I like porn myself but ZP porn is funny to read.
Edited by Al'qri'kza, Apr 10 2012, 12:32 AM.
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People make Mythbusters porn as well. Rule 34.
They were helping themselves.
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Al'qri'kza
ZP Theart left DragonForce and became part of I AM I after more than a year.

He is helping himself troll everyone.
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