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Wedding Logs [21:02:29] * Unibot has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:02:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Unibot [21:03:00] * Eluvatar has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:03:16] <Eluvatar> bit of a sausagefest >.> [21:03:20] <@Unibot> Yes. [21:03:24] <Haxstree> LOL [21:03:26] <@Unibot> I'm usually the one who brings a date. [21:03:48] * harmoneia has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:03:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +o harmoneia [21:03:52] <Haxstree> hey [21:03:58] * StGeorge has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:04:03] <Haxstree> are you supposed to be here this early? [21:04:11] <Haxstree> 0_0 [21:04:22] * TheGrimReaper has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:04:34] * Unibot sets mode: +o Eluvatar [21:04:44] <@harmoneia> isit early? [21:04:46] <@harmoneia> it's not [21:04:56] <Haxstree> oh [21:05:07] * Agamemnon has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:05:39] <@Unibot> Hi. [21:05:48] <StGeorge> ohai [21:05:52] <TheGrimReaper> Sup. [21:05:59] * Agamemnon has left #sherwoodchapel (Leaving) [21:06:02] <StGeorge> we never gave you a bachelor's party :P [21:06:11] <TheGrimReaper> We can have one now, I guess. [21:06:15] <@harmoneia> shut up [21:06:43] * Durkadurkiranistan has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:06:44] * FriarTuck has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:06:44] <TheGrimReaper> I remember my F7 days. [21:06:45] <FriarTuck> Welcome, FriarTuck [21:06:48] <TheGrimReaper> I kept missing all of them. [21:07:00] <Haxstree> yay Durk! [21:07:01] * Eluvatar sets mode: +o FriarTuck [21:07:04] <TheGrimReaper> Hello, Tuckers. [21:07:27] <TheGrimReaper> I see we're going with the Robin Hood theme. I suppose I'm close enough to a persona from that mythos. [21:07:35] <TheGrimReaper> You guys mentioned me once, right? [21:07:54] * StGeorge points that most of the people here don't know who you are :P [21:08:06] <TheGrimReaper> I'm a skeleton in a hoodie with farming implements. [21:08:09] <TheGrimReaper> Not much to know. [21:08:44] <TheGrimReaper> Also, a majority of people here seem to also be in the Osiris or Balder channel :P [21:08:53] <Durkadurkiranistan> I don't know any of these people [21:09:00] <Haxstree> :( [21:09:22] * StGeorge doesn't think pets should be allowed to talk :P [21:09:27] <@harmoneia> jalby, that's Vort [21:09:38] <Durkadurkiranistan> oh thanks [21:09:41] <TheGrimReaper> ;) [21:10:05] <Haxstree> who is vort? [21:10:40] <TheGrimReaper> The Grim Reaper from Balder, Nicholas von Sinterklaas from Osiris, Forum Seven (Ankh Mauta) and Vortiaganica of Adrastos. [21:10:52] <Haxstree> so many names [21:11:05] <StGeorge> Adrastos [21:11:07] <StGeorge> heh [21:11:08] <TheGrimReaper> Former F7'er, current Generalite, first WAD to use No WA Campaigning, proud 08er. [21:11:22] <Haxstree> okay [21:11:47] <TheGrimReaper> I had a few more titles but I forgot them all. [21:12:36] <Haxstree> I have no titles :( [21:12:59] * Myroria has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:12:59] <@FriarTuck> Welcome, Myroria [21:13:15] * Earth has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:13:16] <@FriarTuck> Welcome, Earth [21:14:15] * Zaolat is now known as Harzaoeia [21:14:20] * Gulliver has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:14:20] <@FriarTuck> Welcome, Gulliver [21:14:29] <Gulliver> Omg Friar Tuck is everywhere. [21:14:31] <TheGrimReaper> They're piling in now. [21:14:40] <Myroria> WE TAIJITUANS [21:14:41] <@FriarTuck> Myroria: 04 Nov 06:06Z <harmoneia> tell Myroria to get clean puppets [21:14:43] <Myroria> ARE ALWAYS ON TIME [21:14:55] <@harmoneia> >.> [21:14:56] <Earth> two weeks later. :P [21:14:58] <Myroria> WHAT [21:15:01] <Durkadurkiranistan> LOL intel breach [21:15:02] <Myroria> Puppets for what [21:15:07] <@harmoneia> anarchy [21:15:10] <Myroria> Well [21:15:10] <@harmoneia> supposedly [21:15:11] <Myroria> I don't [21:15:11] <@harmoneia> lol [21:15:17] <Myroria> participate in these things normally [21:15:17] <Myroria> so [21:15:23] <Durkadurkiranistan> what's the point of clean puppets for defenders? [21:15:33] <@harmoneia> jalby don't be so grumpy [21:15:34] <Gulliver> Blue Wolf is not stupid [21:15:46] <Haxstree> Blue Wolf should be invited :P [21:15:55] <Gulliver> Omg yes [21:15:57] <Gulliver> >_> [21:15:57] <@harmoneia> yes Blue Wolf is the smartest pet ever [21:21:01] <TheGrimReaper> do eeeet [21:21:02] <Durkadurkiranistan> wait hold up [21:21:04] <Haxstree> he isn't around :( [21:21:08] <Gulliver> ): [21:21:12] <Haxstree> uh oh [21:21:16] <Gulliver> Who's officiating [21:21:17] <Haxstree> Durk is gonna get jealous now [21:21:21] <Gulliver> What church? [21:21:23] * Haxstree patpats Durk [21:21:28] <@harmoneia> jealous of? [21:21:35] <Haxstree> BW being your pet too [21:21:41] <Durkadurkiranistan> [19:16] <@harmoneia> yes Blue Wolf is the smartest pet ever [21:21:43] <Durkadurkiranistan> :P [21:17:06] <Haxstree> is this starting like now? [21:17:15] <Haxstree> or can I sneak out for a bit? [21:17:22] <@harmoneia> ah [21:17:25] <@harmoneia> dali's pet [21:17:35] <@harmoneia> dali and I don't share pets [21:17:46] <Durkadurkiranistan> oh cool :P [21:17:56] <Durkadurkiranistan> how comforting. LOL [21:18:04] * Haxstree is now known as Hax|nothererightnow [21:18:12] <@harmoneia> ^_^ [21:18:20] <TheGrimReaper> :O [21:18:34] <TheGrimReaper> So...you guys come here often? [21:19:13] <Durkadurkiranistan> by the way are we starting at 9pm EST or EDT? the wedding invitation said EDT which makes no sense [21:19:15] <@harmoneia> for invaders, don' think that during my wedding day you will escape my watchful eyes. [21:19:21] <@harmoneia> I'm watching [21:19:26] <Durkadurkiranistan> maybe [21:19:42] <@Unibot> Just sending the wedding script to Elu. [21:19:44] * Harzaoeia is now known as Zao|Food [21:19:46] <TheGrimReaper> It would be so sweet if you guys had to leave in the middle of the vows for an impromptu defense together. [21:19:57] <@Unibot> Thank you everyone for coming out though on time. :) [21:20:06] <TheGrimReaper> I didn't even know this was happening, so you' [21:20:10] <@harmoneia> my bridesmaid is eating D: [21:20:12] <TheGrimReaper> d better thank me! :) [21:20:53] <Zao|Food> im here [21:21:03] <TheGrimReaper> Velcommen back. [21:21:13] <@Unibot> Elu is getting FriarTuck ready. :) [21:21:19] <TheGrimReaper> Cooool. [21:21:33] <@Unibot> Poor FriarTuck, couldn't find his chaplain notes. [21:21:40] <@Unibot> He's going to have to rough it. [21:21:51] <Gulliver> Ah [21:21:52] <Durkadurkiranistan> what denomination is this service? [21:21:52] * TheGrimReaper is now known as SantaClaus [21:21:56] <SantaClaus> I got changed. [21:21:59] <Gulliver> Elu is programming the officiating officer. [21:22:03] <SantaClaus> Awesome. [21:22:16] <SantaClaus> Were we supposed to bring a financial offering or something? [21:22:29] <@Unibot> "what denomination is this service?" << Robin Hood outlawry. :P [21:22:41] <Durkadurkiranistan> sounds like a heretic religion. see you in hell Unibot [21:22:45] <SantaClaus> Is that Orthodox? [21:22:58] <Gulliver> If we need money [21:23:00] <@Unibot> No, but it has a lot of green tights. [21:23:08] <Gulliver> Let em offer you our imaginary money that doesn't exist yet. [21:23:15] <@FriarTuck> msg [21:23:18] <@harmoneia> lol [21:23:26] <@Eluvatar> <<_<< [21:23:32] <SantaClaus> Alright then. [21:23:32] <@Eluvatar> FriarTuck: are you speaking in tongues? [21:23:40] <@harmoneia> FriarTuck is so funny sometimes ^_^ [21:23:54] <@FriarTuck> No I'm fine. [21:24:36] <@FriarTuck> Are we ready to begin? [21:24:55] <@Unibot> Yes.
[21:24:57] * Eluvatar sets mode: +m [21:25:10] <@FriarTuck> Welcome, family, friends and loved ones. We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Robin ”Unibot” De Locksley and Lady Marion “Harmoneia”. Hereby referred to as Unibot and Harmoneia. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Unibot and Harmoneia to start their married life together surrounded by the people dear [21:25:18] <@FriarTuck> est and most important to them. [21:25:32] <@FriarTuck> So welcome to one and all, who have traveled from near and far. Unibot and Harmoneia thank you for your presence here today, and now ask for your blessing, encouragement, and lifelong support, for their decision to be married. [21:25:39] * @Unibot nods and smiles. [21:25:46] <@FriarTuck> Unibot will you have this woman as your lawful wedded partner, to live together in the estate of matrimony? Will you love her, honor her, comfort her, and keep her in sickness and in health; forsaking all others, be true to her as long as you both shall live? [21:25:52] * Zao|Food is now known as Harzaoeia [21:26:08] * SantaClaus is now known as TheGrimReaper [21:26:20] <@Unibot> I will. [21:26:34] <@FriarTuck> Harmoneia, will you have this man as your lawful wedded partner, to live together in the estate of matrimony? Will you love him, honor him, comfort him, and keep him in sickness and in health; forsaking all others, be true to him/her as long as you both shall live? [21:26:41] <@harmoneia> I will [21:26:46] <@FriarTuck> Behold the symbol of wedlock. The perfect circle of love, the unbroken union of these souls united here today. May you both remain faithful to this symbol of true love. [21:26:53] <@FriarTuck> Unibot, do you hold Harmoneia as your wedded partner, to have and to hold from this day forward? [21:26:56] * @Unibot smiles at Harm. [21:26:59] <@Unibot> I do. [21:27:02] <@FriarTuck> Harmoneia, do you hold Unibot as your wedded partner, to have and to hold from this day forward? [21:27:06] <@harmoneia> I do [21:27:13] <@FriarTuck> For as much as Unibot and Harmoneia and have consented together in wedlock, and have witnessed the same before this company of friends and family, and have given and pledged their promises to each other, and have declared the same by giving and receiving a ring, and by joining hands. [21:27:19] <@FriarTuck> By the authority vested in me by NationStates as the Chaplain of Sherwood Forest’s Band of Outlaws, I pronounce this couple to be united in marriage. You may kiss. [21:27:22] * @Unibot smiles brightly. [21:28:05] <@harmoneia> ^_____________________^ [21:28:15] <@FriarTuck> *chuckles* [21:28:25] * @Unibot chuckles nervously. [21:28:38] * @Unibot kisses Harm softly. [21:28:52] <@FriarTuck> (o.o) [21:28:59] * @harmoneia kisses [21:29:00] * Eluvatar sets mode: -m
[21:29:02] <@harmoneia> ^_____________________________^ [21:29:04] * TheGrimReaper claps. [21:29:05] * @Eluvatar cheers [21:29:11] <TheGrimReaper> Until death do you part and all that! [21:29:13] * @Unibot nods and holds Harm's hand. [21:29:14] <TheGrimReaper> Wait... [21:29:23] * @Unibot eyes the Reaper suspisiously. [21:29:33] <@FriarTuck> leave them in peace, o deathly spirit [21:29:38] <@harmoneia> is he gonna kill us? [21:29:41] <TheGrimReaper> Course not. [21:29:44] <TheGrimReaper> I'm merely a messenger. [21:29:52] * @Unibot pulls out his bow and arrows. [21:30:00] <@FriarTuck> now now, no shooting in church [21:30:11] <TheGrimReaper> Please, I'm a wonderful babysitter. [21:30:31] * @harmoneia looks for her twin [21:30:31] <TheGrimReaper> Besides, you're both alright. [21:30:33] <@Unibot> So that's why FriarTuck always has a club with him. [21:30:36] * Durkadurkiranistan pulls out his rifle and shoots Unibot several times to make sure's dead [21:30:47] <Durkadurkiranistan> guns > bows and arrows [21:30:48] <TheGrimReaper> He's not dead. [21:30:51] <TheGrimReaper> Believe me. [21:30:53] <@harmoneia> zomg I dun' wanna be a widow [21:30:53] <TheGrimReaper> I can tell. [21:30:58] * Harzaoeia stabs Unibot just in case [21:31:02] <Durkadurkiranistan> I am a Montanan. I don't miss :P [21:31:04] <Earth> D'aww! :D [21:31:06] <@harmoneia> TWIN! [21:31:07] <TheGrimReaper> So this IS a funeral. [21:31:11] <Harzaoeia> Yes [21:31:13] <@harmoneia> you're not supposed to do that [21:31:20] <Durkadurkiranistan> oops I forgot sorry harmywarmy [21:31:22] <Harzaoeia> But we object. [21:31:27] <TheGrimReaper> I thought you guys didn't mean it literally back in #osiris. [21:31:29] * @Unibot notes Durk is a terrible shot. [21:31:33] <Harzaoeia> Uni hasn't proven himself to me yet! [21:31:38] <TheGrimReaper> sorry, #balder [21:31:43] * Gulliver Quit (Quit: Leaving.) [21:32:02] <TheGrimReaper> Zao, drop it or I'll have a word with your hourglass. >:| [21:32:05] <Harzaoeia> He needs to deliver me some booze, and then he'll be ok [21:32:36] <@Unibot> Harm, I think you have a bouquet to throw at the crowd? [21:32:56] <TheGrimReaper> Is that allowed in Orthodox Robin Hood Outlawry? [21:33:15] * @harmoneia strategically throws out bouquet to be caught by her twiin! [21:33:19] <@Unibot> More so than Grime Reapers and open gun violence. :P [21:33:24] * Harzaoeia catches bouquet [21:33:25] <@FriarTuck> when i said no shooting in church [21:33:31] <@FriarTuck> I didn't mean that you shouldn't. [21:33:32] <TheGrimReaper> :P [21:33:33] * Durkadurkiranistan catchesit instead [21:33:36] <Durkadurkiranistan> catches it [21:33:38] <TheGrimReaper> I assumed it was Reformist when I came in. [21:33:47] <@FriarTuck> I meant that the Lord does not allow it to happen. [21:33:49] * Durkadurkiranistan hands it over to zao though [21:33:52] <@FriarTuck> :) [21:33:53] <Harzaoeia> Fine, I'll accept Unibot for now, but if he ever does anyhting mean.... [21:33:56] <Earth> xD [21:34:00] * @Unibot chuckles. [21:34:31] <Earth> Congrats you twooo. :D [21:34:42] <@Unibot> :) [21:34:45] <@Unibot> Thanks Earth. [21:35:10] <@harmoneia> zomg [21:35:18] <@harmoneia> TWIN! [21:35:22] <@harmoneia> you're getting married next! [21:35:27] * TheGrimReaper pulls out a boxed cupcake. [21:35:29] <@harmoneia> to JALBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:35:29] <Harzaoeia> I'm already married [21:35:32] <Durkadurkiranistan> what [21:35:33] <Durkadurkiranistan> the [21:35:33] <Harzaoeia> I get to marry again! [21:35:34] <TheGrimReaper> I wasn't sure if you had a wedding cake. [21:35:35] <Durkadurkiranistan> hell [21:35:36] <Durkadurkiranistan> no [21:35:37] <Harzaoeia> YAY [21:35:50] <Durkadurkiranistan> no [21:35:52] <@harmoneia> YAY [21:35:55] <TheGrimReaper> YAY [21:36:05] <Harzaoeia> I'll have two wives~ [21:36:06] <Durkadurkiranistan> no [21:36:06] <@harmoneia> do you want FriarTuck to officiate yours too [21:36:09] <Harzaoeia> SWEET! [21:36:18] * Durkadurkiranistan has left #sherwoodchapel [21:36:21] <@FriarTuck> I'm sorry my friends but the canons are that the groom must agree. [21:36:25] <Harzaoeia> hmm [21:36:33] <Harzaoeia> or I could do a re-marriage [21:36:44] <Harzaoeia> renew and all that stuff [21:36:45] <@harmoneia> he walked away [21:36:52] * DJ-Mad`Monk has joined #sherwoodchapel [21:36:53] <@FriarTuck> Welcome, DJ-Mad`Monk [21:36:57] <@FriarTuck> I am not marrying JALby today. [21:36:58] <@harmoneia> Biyah! [21:37:02] * DJ-Mad`Monk is now known as Biyah [21:37:08] <Harzaoeia> BIYAH~ [21:37:13] <Earth> biiiiiyah! [21:37:16] * Biyah blinks [21:37:21] <@FriarTuck> A fellow monk? Which order? [21:37:23] <Harzaoeia> omg macarena is next again [21:37:25] <Biyah> I hear congrats are in order. [21:37:25] <Harzaoeia> YESH! [21:37:38] * Harzaoeia is now known as Zaolat [21:37:42] * Myroria has left #sherwoodchapel [21:38:53] <@FriarTuck> Thank you one and all for coming. [21:38:59] <@harmoneia> thank you thank you [21:39:02] <TheGrimReaper> You're welcome, I guess. [21:39:11] <@FriarTuck> God bless you, every one. [21:39:30] <@FriarTuck> Even JALby and the others who have already left. :) [21:39:35] <TheGrimReaper> :D [21:39:39] <@Unibot> Thank you all. :) [21:42:08] * Hax|nothererightnow is now known as Haxstree [21:42:32] * Biyah hugs Harm and shakes Uni's hand [21:42:32] <TheGrimReaper> Welcome back Hax! [21:42:39] <Biyah> congrats again. *salutes [21:42:40] * Biyah has left #sherwoodchapel [21:42:55] <Haxstree> ah poop [21:43:04] <TheGrimReaper> ;P [21:43:08] <Haxstree> Congratulations! [21:43:24] <TheGrimReaper> I got you guys a wedding present. [21:43:43] <TheGrimReaper> I do believe though that I have consumed it. So I got you guys this decorative rock from outside instead. [21:44:08] <@harmoneia> uh thanks [21:44:10] <@harmoneia> :P [21:44:22] * TheGrimReaper offers Unibot and Harm two halves of a decorative rock. Take it, its too dangerous to go alone. [21:44:47] * @Eluvatar bestows upon Unibot and harmoneia a small oven with two slots to warm bread in [21:45:12] <TheGrimReaper> Elu, what do you call this miracle contraption? [21:45:13] <@Eluvatar> I call it, "A device for the making of drier and warmer bread for breakfast or lunch" [21:45:30] <@Eluvatar> Yyyyup [21:45:35] <TheGrimReaper> My. I can think of a better, 7 letter word for it, though. [21:45:46] <@harmoneia> Toaster! [21:45:48] <TheGrimReaper> DMDWBBL! [21:45:59] <TheGrimReaper> Toaster isn't an acronym... [21:46:00] <@Eluvatar> That's a good name! [21:46:04] <@Eluvatar> A DMDWBBL it is! [21:46:11] <TheGrimReaper> Hallelujah! [21:46:18] * StGeorge bestows upon the groom 50 score of bouncing rainbow sheep. [21:46:25] <StGeorge> may you flocks grown and forever bounce [21:46:28] <TheGrimReaper> Also, bonobos. [21:46:28] <@Eluvatar> fifty score? O_O [21:46:32] <@Eluvatar> That is... a very large flock [21:46:39] <StGeorge> <TheGrimReaper> Also, bonobos. >> I started that [21:46:42] <StGeorge> fuck yeah [21:46:44] <TheGrimReaper> I know you did. [21:46:45] <StGeorge> 8) [21:47:06] <TheGrimReaper> Your package's reputation precedes you. [21:47:39] <StGeorge> StGeorge: Trend Setter, Package Haver, Sheep Giver [21:48:04] <TheGrimReaper> Aw yeaaahhh
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