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| Cracking out the Jim Cornette Rant | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 25 2011, 09:22 PM (362 Views) | |
| Tomo | Feb 25 2011, 09:22 PM Post #1 |
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The fans are quiet in the arena, suddenly the infamous score of Godzilla hits the PA system. THE CHAMP IS HERE! The fans erupt as none other Samoa Joe comes out from the backstage, Samoa Joe smirks with a towel draped over his shoulder he begins to make his way down the entrance ramp. ![]() He makes his way down to the ring, at the bottom of the entrance he soaks in his decent reaction before sliding up onto the ring apron and into the ring, he looks around before throwing his towel down and poses in the middle of the ring. ![]() Joe then takes a microphone from a ring tech besides him and lifts the microphone up to his mouth. The Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe: Ya know, I came out here and I really didn't know what to expect from you fans, coming to your first ever UWA event and really, I gotta say... I'm impressed but that's not why I'm out here, I got a few things I'd like to address and really, I'm going to take bull by the horns and straight up say what I gotta say. When I arrived in the locker room this afternoon, one thing struck me and that one thing was the place was filled with "superstars" with about as much in-ring talent as a nutless monkey, I was told I'd have a decent opponent tonight but instead I seem to be surrounded by pretty boys and guys with big cars to make up for their smalls dick if I'm being completely honest with ya. Some of the fans boo Joe as some Cheer him, either way Joe doesn't really care as he continues. So I called up my manager, and he told me not to panic, then I told him who was running the show and he flipped his lid, so he's on his way to the arena right now; but hey, if I gotta wrestle a nutless Monkey; I'm completely fine with it but if they think they're gonna be treated like a pretty boy, they got another thing coming because I'm going to stiff them some hard, for the first time in their lives, they'll know what it's like to step into the ring with someone from Samoa. Whether it's "The King of the World" Chris Jericho or that so called "Perfectionist" Dolph Ziggler, one thing will be certain, they ain't gonna be walking away because I'm going to choke them out! Now, boys in the back, find me a damn opponent and.... ... HOLD UP ONE FUCKING MOMENT WILL YA, JOE!!! The familiar voice of Jim Cornette suddenly bursts on the scene as Jim Cornette climbs over the guardrail into the ring, seemingly busting into the place, he straights his jacket and has a look on his face like it's been slapped on as he continues. ![]() Before we even get started on a match with Samoa Joe here tonight, I want to also get a few things off my chest; Number One! When you signed someone to a contract Mr. Bischoff, you don't stop them entering the backstage when they hear their own client isn't happy! Number Two! The what the fuck is this crap I hear that Samoa Joe is going to face a "Superstar" when me and him received the phone call from some dumb blonde in an office asking US to come to UWA; She told us that Joe over here will be facing some wrestlers, after all this is a goddamn wrestling promotion but instead Joe here is lumbered with guys that get their fucking panties in a twist if they poked in the face. I hate to imagine how they are going to cope when they get booted in the chest or chopped for that matter by Joe over here, hell we might as well call the match a done deal, there and then! The fans cheer but Jim Cornette cuts them off straight away, still a small minority of the crowd boo him away, he continues never the less. I haven't finished yet, and boy I'm telling you fans this now and I'm only saying it the once so listen very damn carefully; If you come here expecting a good wrestling, you've came to the wrong goddamn place, well... Almost but with a twat like Eric Bischoff running around the place, we expect more nWo incarnations, we can expect more emphasis on fucking bullshit storylines and we certainly expect the most talented man on this roster, Samoa Joe to be jobbed out because he won't blow some guys in the back's dick. Yeah I said it, you gotta suck dick around these places to get anywhere or you gotta rub Bischoff up the right way, and yes that was most defiantly intended to be a goddamn pun, because I'm pissed off right at the fact; Me and my client have been fucking lied to once again by some guy with a lot of cashing thinking he knows how to book, oh sorry.... I mean how to write! Jim Cornette takes a deep breathe and he goes to make another round on berating but Bischoff suddenly sends someone out from the back to halt him and that person is... ----------------- OOC: I haven't played Jim Cornette in a while so I'm still getting used to playing him again with a little less swearing and Joe was freestyle off the top of my head, FEEDBACK PLEASE <3. |
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| Chris Dresden | Feb 26 2011, 11:45 PM Post #2 |
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Voice: Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, JOE! Joe and Cornette turn their attention to the stage, where the voice is coming from. The crowd is electric when the man speaking reveals himself, as "The Icon" Sting made his way onto the stage. A "Sting" chant began. ![]() Sting: I don't know what locker room you were looking at tonight, but the one I looked into certainly didn't have a bunch of talentless monkeys in it, it shone with a lot of bright stars, stars that are going to be the future of this business, kind of like you were supposed to be, Joe. The crowd let out a collective "Ooh" in response to Sting's comment. Sting: Now I say that because when I look at you, I don't see that Samoa Joe. When I hear you rattle off the things you just did, I don't hear that Samoa Joe. The Samoa Joe before me is a bitter, down on his luck shell of his former self. Joe, you've lost sight of the brass ring, you're too busy bickering to seize what you're destined for. And as a result, you spin your tires, you go nowhere, and that's why you hate these other young talents. Because they're fearless, they're hungry, they're rising above and beyond! Sting paused for a moment before continuing, the crowd taking advantage of his silence to cheer. Sting: I know what you're thinking. Open your eyes Sting, take a closer listen. These guys are just like me, they call the locker room talentless. Yes, but the difference between you and them Joe is these "pretty boys" are actually backing up their claims and accomplishing things! But that doesn't have to continue to be the way things go around here, Joe, you can do something about it. UWA just had their draft, and you'll be appearing on Nerve. Your first official match in this company is coming up, and when it gets here you can do one of two things. Choke up, or choke out. Sting pauses and a staredown occurs between "The Icon" and the "Samoan Submission Machine" as the crowd continues to be fired up and ecstatic. Sting continues. Sting: As for if I'll be watching or not and if our paths will cross again in this company, well, the only thing for sure about Sting...is nothing's for sure. IT'S SHOWTIME! Edited by Chris Dresden, Feb 27 2011, 01:32 AM.
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| Tomo | Feb 27 2011, 08:01 PM Post #3 |
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Jim Cornette looks like he's got a sour taste in his mouth as Sting stares them down, Joe snatches the microphone away from Jim Cornette and fires back! Well well well, isn't it the legend himself, Sting! Good to see you came out from the backstage and actually face me, man to man... The locker you are out here defending just proved you wrong, I don't see any of them Sting, do you? I have the up most respect for you Steve but you ain't what you used to be, you keep the Locker room together, sure but that doesn't mean Jack these days! It's every man for them self, it's a dog eat dog world in that locker room Sting, and I'm not putting up with any of it. Ya hear that one, oh great Icon, these guys get everything given to them, haha, what a joke! I worked my way to top Steve, some of these guys in the back don't do jack-shit to be given the "world" a man like you should I know. The fans give Joe another mixed reaction as Cornette nudges Joe in the rib, Joe chuckles and continues. If I'm a shell of the man I used to be, why would I be out here? Oh Samoa Joe that doesn't talk, the man that did everything to carry a company on his back but never uttered a word, the times are different now Sting! You got to talk to get anywhere, how about you come down to this ring and prove me otherwise? Let's show these "fans" what it really means to be in the wrestling business, ally our trade or you going to be like the other "superstars" and wait to be booked before wrestling a match? What are you Sting, a wrestler or a Superstar? Because the last WCW circa member I was involved in pussied out on the night of the PPV, are ya gonna do the same? |
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