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| John Cena Trash Talk | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 26 2011, 12:30 PM (2,077 Views) | |
| legendkiller | Feb 26 2011, 12:30 PM Post #1 |
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The fans in attendance are shocked and stare in awe as "Word Life" begins to play over the PA system. After a short delay of intense rap lyrics, John Cena comes slowly walking out onto stage. ![]() Cena walks down the entrance ramp, ignoring the fans high fives plea's and casually walks up the steel steps and into the ring. Cena enters the ring where he receives a mic from a ringside worker. Cena than turns his hat backwards, and reaches inside his shirt. Cena pulls a chain out that he wears over his shirt. Cena looks around the crowd as his music is cut. John Cena: Now ya'll probably wondering why I came here to UWA. Why did John Cena give up his Cenation attitude, and go back to basic thuganomics? Well I'll tell you why..I wasn't successful...and it was because of you people. The crowd instead of cheering begins to lightly boo Cena as he looks none to impressed. John Cena: I tried for seven long years to please every one of you...and what did it get me? Sure I won a few championships, had a few memories...but no matter how hard I tried to please you fans...I still got booed everywhere I went. I got no respect from the teenagers and adults in the audience. I gave my heart and soul to you people every single night! And you still didn't accept me for it. That is why I am going back to what helped me win my very first World Championship..I am going back to school...to re-learn the basics of thuganomics. The crowd boos Cena as he smiles and adjusts his hat before he looks around the crowd. John Cena: It's been a while since I spun a rhyme, so lets see what I remember...AHEM! John Cena: All of UWA, don't worry I'm going to get straight in your face, John Cena is about to tear the roof off this place. We live in the USA, home of the brave, my President is black but I ain't afraid. For years I bled, and gave me heart to you fans, well I am back in this ring with a brand new plan. John Cena is the master of thuganomics, I'll crush you up like the stoner selling you your hydroponics. But don't worry folks...you still can't see me, I will lay the Smackdown in this ring, getting the one..two..three. The crowd lets out a mixed reaction as Cena smiles, knowing he is about to stop soon. John Cena: To all of UWA, you had better be paying attention, If I were you guys, I would leave right now and collect my pension. John Cena is going straight to the top, ain't no way I'm getting stopped! If you don't like what I'm saying come out here and show some guts, that way I can tell face to face to lick my... Cena reaches into his jean shorts pocket and pulls out a pair of peanuts which he throws on the ground. John Cena: Nuts! Cena lowers the mic as "Word Life" begins to play over the PA system. Cena raises his arms in the air, giving the word life sign with a cocky smile on his face. |
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| wtfpunk | Feb 26 2011, 02:04 PM Post #2 |
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Didn't you play Cena before Lk? Either way your TT is going to be fun to read/go up against. |
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| legendkiller | Feb 26 2011, 02:10 PM Post #3 |
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Yeah buddy, APW remember..you drafted me
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| wtfpunk | Feb 26 2011, 06:07 PM Post #4 |
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I remember. Sorta. ROFL Starting to think Lk and I have been intermingled in e-feds forever now... |
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