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| Raven Attempt aka Has EoR Still got it?; Raven & Szantyr | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 29 2011, 03:52 PM (1,169 Views) | |
| Tomo | Mar 29 2011, 03:52 PM Post #1 |
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The camera cuts backstage to a punkish looking women, looking pissed off with the world, she reveals herself suddenly... It's Szantyr...![]() The Narcissistic Bitch, Szantyr For too long, the disgusting and putrid filthof UWA has been festering upon the airwaves with their cruel looks and vile nature of self-obsessive indulgence; I made a pledge many years ago to cease every single ugly person in existence; Me and my leader have arrived here in UWA to see, not only corruption but lack of agony... Lack of punishment for their crimes against the santity of perfect human beings; it's time for eradication of this entire company from the narcissistic Dolph Ziggler to so called "messiah" CM Punk; There is ONLY one messiah, a savage messiah, who shows NO MERCY to his victims, you better scream... IT'S RAVEN! The fans erupt into a massive series of cheers as the grungy guitar riff of Traumatosis hits the PA system, after a brief moment, Raven steps out from the backstage arena; with a snarl on his face, he begins to make his way down the entrance ramp, ignoring all the fans, he slides into the ring through the bottom rope before rolling to his feet, Raven climbs the turnbuckle and does his crucifix pose before hopping down and grabs a microphone from a ring tech near him. ![]() The Savage Messiah, Raven What drives a man? What drives a man to destiny? What brings me here, to UWA? What reasoning do I have, it's quite simple; The pathetic lives of those who drown their sorrows in the middle of this ring, those who step into this ring, suffer; but not at my hands, at the hands of themselves; foolishness and greed drive them towards their proclaimed "success" where as I don't look for glory in victories; I look for glory by bludgeoning a man down till he begs me to end it... For glory is fleeing, but obscurity lasts forever. I strive to cause agony, not through choices I wanted to make but through mistakes I taken, there is no salvation for me, only way for me to redeem myself to inflict more pain and suffering and I dare anyone to come down to this ring and face me... Because I want to hurt somebody and I don't care who it is, or why they coming out here but one thing is for certain, they will walk with me through the city of sorrows before I welcomed them to Clock Orange... Quoth the Raven, Nevermore. ------------------------------- OOC: Not as good as I hoped it too be, but I'm shite when I got bugger all to talk about really... Oh well, it's better than anything the Rock is putting out in UCW, so I'm happy... |
![]() Look out Bitches... EffectsofRaven has got Raven back... Welcome to the Masquerade of Terror! | |
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| Chris Dresden | Mar 31 2011, 07:32 PM Post #2 |
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Raven looks at the stage with confusiong and disgust as Rey Mysterio walks out with a microphone in hand, stopping and looking down the ramp at Raven in the ring, then out at the crowd. ![]() Rey Mysterio: Raven, I look out at this crowd and I can see it written in their faces, that they didn't come for this. They didn't spend, their hard earned money, to listen to you go on and on empowering darkness like you've done for much of your career. No disrespect, but if UWA wanted you and Jamie and either one of their shows, don't you think they would've contacted you? The crowd pops for this, while Raven's expression is one of irritation, but it also shows that he's not intimidated by Rey. Rey Mysterio: The world is an evil place, but it's not so evil that it's dark and grim everywhere you look, there's an entire landscape of good that you're missing Raven, that you've been missing. Take it from me, for years I've had the opportunity to come out here 300 days a year for twenty-two years. I've been happily married to my wife for over a decade and I have three beautiful children, life has been good to me, and I think if you were willing to change your outlook, you'd realize life has been good to you too. But only you can do that, not me. What I can help you with is an opponent. I might not be the biggest man, Raven, but I guarantee you I have the biggest fight. OOC: Wasn't planning on coming at you with Rey, but you laid out the challenge for me to TT as him and answer Raven, so I figured I'd do both. Edited by Chris Dresden, Mar 31 2011, 07:36 PM.
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![]() UWA Voltage's Sting Wins: 4 Draws: 0 Losses: 1 | |
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| Tomo | Mar 31 2011, 07:47 PM Post #3 |
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Raven snarling at Mysterio, responds harshly as always when it comes to this stuff. The Savage Messiah, Raven: The world is indeed an evil place, Rey; Where the land is ruled by dictators and tyrants... Tyrants like ME, Rey Mysterio, you are foolish to come out here and try to form a connection with me; convince me that my path is the wrong path. I've made bad choices in the past but they didn't seem so bad when I was making them, now, when I make choices, I enjoy them; I lust for the infliction of pain... To strip a man bare of his senses and his pride... Rey, if you truly believe you have the biggest fight in you, face me because not only will I enjoy the agony I inflict upon you but I shall put you into tramatic shock with the Raven Effect. For you see Rey, you are only a mere David, whereas I'm the ruthless Goliath, Rey, you shall not slay this Goliath... So it is written, so it will come to pass... Raven goes to finish off but Rey jumps in... Or so it seems. |
![]() Look out Bitches... EffectsofRaven has got Raven back... Welcome to the Masquerade of Terror! | |
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| Chris Dresden | Mar 31 2011, 08:12 PM Post #4 |
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The fans cheer as the sound of shattering glass rings out over the PA system and the one and only Texas Rattlesnake comes storming out with authority as his theme music rings out following. ![]() Austin circles the ring and is handed a microphone, entering and standing beside Raven as his music cuts out. Stone Cold: Lemme make sure I'm surveyin' the sitch-u-ation correctly. Rey Mysterio, the world's biggest underdog, the little man with the big heart, the master of the 619, is pickin' a fight with the Human Cancer, the Savage Messiah, and the just now proclaimed ruthless Goliath, Raven. If I'm seein' this correctly, gimme a hell yeah. The crowd responds with an emphatic "Hell yeah!" before Austin continues. Stone Cold: Well now that I know that my eyes are workin' correctly... Austin clears his throat. Stone Cold: Rey, sorry to be the bearer of bad news son, but you don't stand a chance in hell against Raven. I know it, the crazy poetry recitin' sumbitch known as Raven knows it, Szantyr in the back knows it, and everyone watchin' at home in the arena knows it. I know they cheered everything ya said, trust me they love ya Rey, but I guaran-damn-tee ya they love Stone Cold Steve Austin just a little bit more! The crowd pops for Austin's statement. Stone Cold: Now not only are yer chances against him from a one-on-one standpoint stacked in Raven's favor, but from a two-on-one standpoint, you're facing even greater odds. Now I know you live for facing the odds and doing the seemingly impossible son, but if you think you've got a chance of overcomin' S.C.A.R., you must be drunker than I am! That's right, if you fight Raven, you fight me. What do you have to say about that, you masked, always lookin' on the sunny side silly sumbitch? Austin is now drawing a mixed reaction, which doesn't phase the Texas Rattlesnake since that's business as usual when it comes to him teaming with Raven. |
![]() UWA Voltage's Sting Wins: 4 Draws: 0 Losses: 1 | |
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| Tomo | Mar 31 2011, 08:26 PM Post #5 |
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Raven and Austin look at each other and chuckle, as Elton John hits the PA system, everyone in the arena seems awfully shocked at this. All the sexy milfs in the crowd to begin to boogie as Dude Love begins shift onto the staging to a massive pop from the fans, Dude Love does his little knee shuffle before slide down the entrance ramp; dancing like crazy he flirts with some fit chick in the front row before climbing into the ring; Dude Love hugs Rey Mysterio while stealing his microphone, Dude Love turns to SCAR and responds. The Dudester, Dude Love: Wow, wow, wow, hold up there Stevey Daddy-o! What's with all these bad vibes man, and Raven dude, you need a reality check, it ain't the 00s anymore, it's the 1960s when the Dudester in the club! Now, you Raven seem to have a little doo-hickie with mah fat cat Rey Mysterio and that ain't cool man! Chill with the bad vibes and start to boogie with the hippest cat in the land, Dude Love; cause when you steps into the ring with me, it's gonna be one disco inferno, bow-wow-wow! Steve, Daddy-o, is the bar open because some of these sweet chicks could do with a drink, before the pigs get 'ere, you digging me? Bar-keep man, gimmeh something chiller for me and my cubs in the ring! before the bar-keeper can toss in a beer, someone else gets involved into this bizarre situation! |
![]() Look out Bitches... EffectsofRaven has got Raven back... Welcome to the Masquerade of Terror! | |
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| rawisrey | Mar 31 2011, 08:54 PM Post #6 |
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I'm The Rey, AND I'M...DASHING
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OOC: this looked like fun to try out someone, so I went with a Random choice. Way I did chose: I have a lot of wrestling themes in a playlist, I hit the shuffle button and first theme to come on was the one I chose to try out in a TT, So here it is. *Suddenly The Great Khalis theme hits the arena, Davari comes out on stage wearing a suit with a smile on his face looking out to the people. He turns his head back and The Great Khali comes out behind him with an angry look on his face. Davari nodes his head and The Great Khali begins to march down the ramp with Davari following behind him. Khali walks to the steps putting his huge hand on the ring post walking up on the apron and easily stepping over the top rope. Davari comes into the ring behind him as Khali stands like a statue Davari gets a microphone and lifts it up ![]() Davari: The Great Khali and I were backstage, we were listening to the conversations being had out here and we were tired of hearing this gibberish from you lesser people. Because All of you: Raven, Rey Mysterio, Stone Cold, Dude Love All of you are just wasting time out here. And The Great Khali does not like his time wasted, Because what you see before you right here is complete and absolute domination personified. What you see before you is a force that is Unstoppable and immovable, What you see before you ladies and gentleman is The Great Khali! *The crowd boos as Khali raises both his fist in the air, he lowers them and Davari continues* Dude Love a man who never accomplished anything therefore does not deserve The Great Khalis attention. Raven you like to talk about a lot of different things, but no one ever cares enough to talk about you, and that includes myself and The Great Khali. Rey Mysterio is to The Great Khali what a fly is to myself and Stone Cold Steve Austin? You are beloved by these people but to The Great Khali you are nothing more than just another body to lay on the mat. *Davari makes sure he is completley behind Khali as he speaks to all these men* This, This is The Great Khali. This is not a tall Thin person, this is not a tall fat person, this is not another big guy, This man is 7'3 and over 400 pounds of Muscle. With arms seemingly made of stone and that is just how The Great Khali trained in India by breaking rock and stone with his bare hands. You see The Great Khali is unlike anything seen before, The Great Khali is the single most unstoppable force to ever step into this ring. And it does not matter if you believe me or if your skeptical because soon all of you will learn to Fear The Great Khali, all of you will learn to Respect The Great Khali, and All of you will have no other alternative but To WORSHIP...The GREAT...KHALI! *Davari lowers his mic as Khali lifts his fist in the air again this time screaming out a roar like yell.* |
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Your First, Dashing, World Heavyweight Champion ![]() UWA Voltages World Heavyweight Champion 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes Reycord: 4-1-0 | |
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| Chris Dresden | Apr 1 2011, 12:56 PM Post #7 |
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During all of this, Rey had made his way down to the ring, around the time Dude Love had joined the ruckus. Rey looks around at the others, surveying the scene before commenting on it. Rey Mysterio: I was really hurt when everyone started ganging up on me, I was wondering if I'd ever have someone step up and be my amigo, have my back, and then came Dude Love. Dude Love, thank you man, thank you for coming out here and defending me. Stone Cold, I respect you and respect everything you've done for this business, everything you mean to this business, but that doesn't mean I'm going to let you walk all over me. You call me names because it makes you feel better about yourself, and you came out here to help Raven because you've gone soft. What happened to the Stone Cold that didn't align himself with anybody, but stood up for the heroes? I don't know, but if it's a fight you want, you and Raven got one, amigo. And Daivari, I feel bad for you, man. Your entire career has been spent being a mouthpiece, but not just any mouthpiece, one that's been an advocator for bullies. I've dealt with bullies and people boasting their size over me my whole life, and if you think it's going to be any different with you and Khali, you're wrong. There's only one problem. Since you're going into business for yourself, it's Stone Cold and Raven, versus me and Dude Love, versus Great Khali. Even people as big as The Great Khali need an ally, and unless it's going to be you, the odds of him winning aren't great. |
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