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| Chiffonade; a veggie soap opera | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 23 2008, 03:18 AM (397 Views) | |
| kfc | Aug 23 2008, 03:18 AM Post #1 |
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So... let's make this roleplaying game work... don't put it off just because it's called roleplaying. yeah it sounds like a lot of work but it isn't! it's a soap opera about vegetables... they are personified to be like humans. we can just create characters and introduce them/kill them/etc. whatever. it just has to be really dramatic. writing stories about veggies.... ok? no rules! --- chapter 1. The potato priest comes out of his office with a bit of displeasure on his face. He thought he wouldn't be caught with such sins, but the friends he thought he had were not really his friends. This was a very bad day because he was caught doing..... |
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| pfft | Aug 23 2008, 03:22 AM Post #2 |
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disco stick!
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he was caught looking at carrots without their peelings!!!! As potato priest looked at the magazine during a sermon... his archnemesis the onion ninja sneakily planned to expose him but!!!! ..... |
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| kfc | Aug 23 2008, 03:24 AM Post #3 |
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The onion ninja's cellphone vibrated. "Oh my sexy paris hilnion is calling me." The ninja picked up the phone and answered. They were supposed to go to the new Woody Allen standup that day at the new theatre downtown Chiffonade. |
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| pfft | Aug 23 2008, 03:31 AM Post #4 |
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but brandon the brocolli boatman had other plans!!! "oh hey onion ninja! is that yo ho hilnion talking" as he takes the phone and smashes it!!!! You wanted to go to the Woodie Allen thing but, lets go check out the melons at The CrazyTomatoe Saloon?" ..... |
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| CorvosKK | Aug 23 2008, 09:33 AM Post #5 |
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torn between what to do, a night out with his lovely onion wife.... or melons at TheCrazyTomatoe Show.... the onion ninja committed seppuku! shocked and sad for his friend, Brandon the broccoli boatman cries for help! A doctor, Dr. Cell Ery, was thankfully amongst the crowd! The doctor examined the poor onion ninja. "Theres... |
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| Susano | Aug 23 2008, 11:11 AM Post #6 |
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A cucumber seed in here. He wasn't trying to kill himself, just get it out. This most certainly must be the work of.." |
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| pfft | Aug 23 2008, 11:31 AM Post #7 |
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disco stick!
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the cucumber bandito Croutan de Colignon!!!! a french bandit out to find the real identity of the Onion Ninja!!!!!!!!!!! Brandon the Broccoli Boatman stood looking perplexed as everything seemed so fastpaced and out of place.... then he looked up and...... |
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| kfc | Aug 24 2008, 08:19 PM Post #8 |
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saw Paris Hilnion quivering in sadness over her one and only potato. The eager broccoli made a move on the onion quickly. He had his sights on the beautiful Paris ever since he was invited for some of her famous french onion dip and chips. "I'm so sorry about what happened, but I will do everything I can to help you get through this difficult time." Paris stopped quivering. |
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| pfft | Aug 25 2008, 12:14 AM Post #9 |
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disco stick!
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paris looked brandon the broccoli boatman in the eye and said; "thats hot!" she tried to wink at him but her mascara still wet from her tears held it shut in place... Brandon the Broccoli Boatman terrified she was having some sort of facial twitch or lazy eye was turned off immediately by this.... and stifled a smile. Meanwhile not far from where they stood for all to see , Croutan De Colingnon stood by with camera in hand like a paparazzo! He hurried and took pictures of the two .... All but forgotten it seems Dr Cell Ery and the Onion Ninja stood as onlookers entranced by what was transpiring between paris and brandon.... |
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| kfc | Aug 25 2008, 02:10 PM Post #10 |
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Dr. Cell Ery was a man no one liked. People would only talk to him if they had to see him at his office or if his friend Ranch D. was with him. Otherwise, people stayed away from him not just because of his odor but because of his nasty personality too. He could have tried harder to save the poor priest, but he felt he had other things to do. He brushed the dirt off his knees, and took off for The CrazyTomatoe Saloon. |
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| pfft | Aug 25 2008, 03:53 PM Post #11 |
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Dr. Cell Ery walked in to The CrazyTomatoe Salloon to hear blaring music and dimlights as onlookers ogled the sexy vegetables on display! Deciding to take a seat out of sight he sat in the farthest corner of the room ordered a drink, and made a phone call.... Meanwhile at this same time Brandon the Broccoli Boatman decided to part ways with his former crush for more stimulating objects of physical lust... walking away Brandon embarked alone on his journey of lust and desire unknowningly about to meet up with the ole Doctor on the phone with..... |
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| kfc | Aug 26 2008, 07:28 PM Post #12 |
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The sexy voice on the other end coughed. "Sorry, I had some Cum in my throat," she clears her throat some more. "I hate it when I talk to Colignon. He has a habit of flicking pieces into my mouth." The doc replies, "Well of course you can't resist swallowing." |
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| pfft | Aug 26 2008, 07:43 PM Post #13 |
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At this Dr. Cell Ery was immediately pleased upon hearing this and asked, "So my darling; How did it taste?" she laughed seductively and replied, "Nothing like you baby." at this time he immediately hung up the phone for the Dr. was not used to talking dirty on the phone. Brandon the Broccoli Boatman walked in to the saloon bound on getting that hideous Paris out of his mind to something more pleasantly filthy. There at the center of the stage was..... |
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| kfc | Aug 26 2008, 07:48 PM Post #14 |
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Sara Squash twirling a lasso above her head. She sees the broccoli of a man, and throws the lasso at him. Bingo! she reels him in, and asks, "What's your f'in phone number punkass? Learn to look elsewhere. This squashbutt ain't cheap." |
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| CorvosKK | Aug 26 2008, 09:30 PM Post #15 |
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Unflinched by this woman-squash's strong approach, the broccoli simply retorted "I'm sure I can afford it." (What many people don't know about Brandon the Broccoli Boatman is that he secretly runs an illegal underground Peanut Gallery, which brings him great wealth and fortune.) Enraged at the Boatman's disrespect, Sara Squash hurled the boatman into the nearest table, quickly sobering up the vegetables sitting there. |
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| pfft | Aug 26 2008, 10:15 PM Post #16 |
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Dr. Cell Ery got up at that instant , thinking he was a defender of ladies in distress, asked , "Why Madame Squash what seems to be the problem? Can I be of any service to you Milady?" Astonished by the kind gentlemans words Sara could not think of what to do.... It took some time till Brandon acknowledged this man to be the same man to help his dear friend the Onion Ninja!!!!! "Oh doctor you who have saved my friend today!!!!!" Upon the mere mention of the word Dr. made Sara gush with glee immediately changing her tone of voice; "Why Doctor what a man you are to offer a lady your services, but it is I who does the servicing in this joint." she said smiling. |
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| kfc | Aug 26 2008, 10:35 PM Post #17 |
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(omg i can't compete with that) |
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| CorvosKK | Aug 27 2008, 12:05 AM Post #18 |
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omg is it possible to stop breathing for five minutes? i couldn't quit laughing XDDD
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| pfft | Aug 27 2008, 12:12 AM Post #19 |
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ok one of you has to continue now or it dies forever.... |
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| CorvosKK | Aug 27 2008, 01:24 AM Post #20 |
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haha, alright Dr. Cell Erey gave a slight bow and said "I would be honored to be your customer!" (sorry! but i'm with killer on this one! i couldn't think of anything to add after that! gomen!) |
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is it possible to stop breathing for five minutes? i couldn't quit laughing XDDD

7:14 PM Jul 10