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Chiffonade; a veggie soap opera
Topic Started: Aug 23 2008, 03:18 AM (398 Views)
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but at that very moment Croutan de Colingnon came busting in through the door to exact his revenge on for slights paid to him by Sara The Squash for refusing his advances and monetary compensations offered her!!!!!!!

Walking sword in hand he shouted for all to hear, "Sara I challenge you to a duel for my honour outside of this saloon!!!!!" Gasps were to be heard all around .... then laughter...


"Why Croutan de Colingnon can't you keep what honour you have left and just leave for I will not lose!!!!"

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The Dr., still trying to win points with Ms. Sara Squash commented "No matter how capable a woman is, you are disgracing yourself by challenging her!" "What an uncouth young anti-gentleman" he muttered to himself.

Croutan was taken aback by the Dr.'s words, crying out in protest, "How dare you try to disgrace me!" He quickly walked to the doctor and slapped him with the doctor's own glove! "If you are to be so disrespectful, I shall just have to challenge you!"

"Very well then!" cried Dr. Cell Erey.
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Dr. Erey and Croutan both went to the round table. There were some stains of beer, but it didn't matter. They weren't here to eat. They were here to fight.
They placed their bulking arms on the table and began to arm wrestle.
Sara took four shots of tequila, and watched with amusement.

It looked close for Croutan to be the victory when suddenly!!
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Brandon rushed over and stopped them immediately by throwing a beer glass at them.
The glass landed busting Sara in the head, knocking her out cold.

Engraged at this turn of events Croutan de Colingnon got up and threw his glass! This quickly turned into a regular bar brawl with everyone throwing things and hitting people randomly....

At this moment Brandon rushed the Doc and himself out the door....
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and then a gigantic tong destroyed them all!
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^ wtf kind of bull shit is this?
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Out of the rubble came Douglas vi Potato. He dusted off the excess off his fat shoulders and sneezed.
"Ouch what the hell was that?" He looked for some water, but found nothing. His starchy body became agitated. At the top of his lungs, he shouted, "Anyone out there?"
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A lone asparagus appeared from the rubble! "aye! is that you good sir?! is there someone really there?!" the boy asked in agony
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"what is your name? agony?"
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"My name is Asp! aspargus" cried the boy to the distant stranger.
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"Asp?" thought Douglas vi Potato. He liked Agony better.
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"This tragedy has made me hungry, asparagus. Do you have any food kind sir, asparagus?" :wtf
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"You are a strange asparagus! You are possessed!"
And with that, Douglas pulled out a laserbeam cat and shot the boy in the head. "Who's next?"
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"I am" shouted a young man cloaked in the shadows....

Looking towards him Doug Vi Potato squinted in the harsh sunlight desperately trying to make out his next "victim".
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"Haduken!" shouted Douglas, and a blue fireball emitted out of his palms towards his enemy. "I have no time for you!"
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blocking hakuden the mysterious stranger nullified it with his kamehameha!


Walking out from the shadows the young man approached Dougie
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Douglas started to sweat. "Dang, that was no good. No good at all."

He went down on his knees and started to plead.

"I'm sorry I tried to attack you. Please take me with you."
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