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What IF? game
Topic Started: Nov 14 2008, 08:46 PM (1,111 Views)
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I would tell him to give me a check up *wink wink*

what if our hands were feet and our feet were hands?

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Masturbation would be awkward

What if styrofoam cups weren't styrofoam at all, and were instead an army of aliens plotting destruction of the world?
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I would gather up as many cups as i can, convince them that I would make a great queen, and then move forward with my evil plot to destroy the world.

what if drinking lemonade meant experiencing a really hardcore aphrodisiac/hallucinogen?
Edited by pfft, Nov 17 2008, 01:22 AM.
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Remember that turkey I was talking about in the other thread? Oh yea, I'd drink some of that lemonade and then start feeling it up

What if thumbtacks were made of paper?
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We'd have some issues.


What if we were all in a musical?
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now THAT would be very awkward

wat if u had to choose from kfc, rex, tyler: who would u fuck, who would u marry and who would u kill?


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omg wth kind of question!

fuck kfc, marry rex, kill tyler ..... (since tyler is already dead to the forums) no matter how you answer this its wrong... i changed it up a bunch of times.


ok my question is the same what if ; boff, marry, kill ... vixen, snakey, neko... (lazy)
Edited by pfft, Nov 18 2008, 05:54 PM.
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Uh...........I would "hang out" with neko, marry snakey, KILL VIXEN.

What if you were the last person on the planet?

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I would live with the animals untill i died...


what if tomorrow wasn't just another day, but the day that changed your future and reality FOREVER!!!?!?!?!????
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That's every tomorrow

What if break dancing was made illegal?
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I'd cry...

I like this question:

what if you had to choose (from the whole forum) who would u sleep with, who would u marry and who would u kill?

Why would you kill me Rora? :cry
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Boink vix, marry kfc, and kill ckk

Same question: what if you had to choose (from the whole forum) who would u sleep with, who would u marry and who would u kill?

Someone else answer until we hit everyone
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Stuff with carl, marry ckk, kill pfft. :awesomesauce

Same question: what if you had to choose (from the whole forum) who would u sleep with, who would u marry and who would u kill?
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lol boff vixen, marry susano, kill weasel.

oh wth... same damn question...

what if you had to choose (from the whole forum) who would u sleep with, who would u marry and who would u kill?
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omg you guys all suck. the marry boff kill game. :omg

boff rose, marry pfft, kill vixen :awesomesauce it's the cool thing to do right?


what if i told you that i was your father?
Edited by kfc, Nov 18 2008, 10:22 PM.
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I would open out my arms lovingly and say "papa" through all my tears as I ran toward you.....

what if when you next woke up you were the opposite gender and double your age?
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eww i'm a cougar! :wah


what if you woke up the opposite gender and was thirteen years younger?
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I would go and fall in love with rora and try to come onto him as a cute young boy (that i would obviously be) :cute :friend :yay



what if you woke up and you were lying naked in bed next to Car-l, ckk and possibly even vixen... but it was really car-l's twisted dream come reality?
Edited by pfft, Nov 18 2008, 10:56 PM.
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i'd ask Lo for some nuts for protein. zing!



what if your computer lagged tomorrow?
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I would actually go outside.


What if you woke up tomorrow and you weighed 500 pounds?


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