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CYOA: Kibby's Dreamland; Parody and me guessing incorrectly at people's personalities, ho!
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 03:31 AM (7,420 Views)
Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
CYOA: Kibby's Dreamland
A Choose Your Own Adventure by Speedy

Rules: I put up 2-4 options (depending on the situation) and this may go INCREDIBLY wrong or you may do it right. :P
Old, discarded rules.
GOING WITH JB'S STYLE, WE WILL DO X HOUR WAITS NOW. Yeah, no more 3-5 per day thing. It was wearing me down and hey look people want to vote. So yeah, whenever I feel like the next CYOA, I'll count the amount of votes and then post. I did say X hour waits, not 24 hours.
Furthur more.. uh.. well, you post your vote. And uh.. wait for the next post. I mean, geez, it's a CYOA. Wool started doing this and Hellsfait is in his third run. You guys know what to do by now, right?

Disclaimer: The only thing the actual user, Kibatu, has to do with this is implying to wanting this thread, and agreeing to it's creation. The portrayal of said person may thus be completely wrong, not even close to correct and is very much subject to whatever thing I come up with that may or may not be highly amusing... to me. Cue the trolololololol and Kirby parody.
Yeah, Kibatu has not even the slightest word in this, so take anything I make happen to him or make him do like a grain of salt. I know he is. Seriously, this is.. like.. fanon? So yeaaaaah.



You awake, and find yourself in a.. well, brightly lit room. You nodded off in your living room, after all. It's 5 AM in the morning, and you just realized you've been playing your old SNES the entire for hours. Well, not really SNES, there's a Super Gameboy in there with the gam-"Get on with it already."

..Eh? "You heard me, get on with it." ..Way to break the fourth wall there, Kibatu. Is that what you want, huh? Just talking with the narrator and ruining the story? "Oh come on, quit stalling. We already know what's going to happen. Some maaagical event concerning the game and me will occur and bam, I'll be in the game. Then stuff is going to occur and I'll save the day or something." ... Well.. "And I think you even portrayed my living room wrongly. The couch is green, the SNES is a PAL console.. you'd almost think this is YOUR living room, Speedy." ...Maybe? Kinda.. "..What."

Anyway, yes. You find yourself half-groggily eyeing a 100% completion screen. Yay for you, Kibatu. Now start Hard Mode. "DOWN+B+Select?" No, thats the configuration roo.. why are you giving yourself the maximum life and vitality? Isnt that cheating? Seriously Kibatu, that's just no fun. "Eh." So you decide to press UP+A+Select, and spot the words 'Hard Mode' in the center of the screen. You press Start to begin the game.. and.. uh.. what are you doing?

"Walking to the fridge, see if you got something stocked. I woke up just now, I'm parched." Uh, but.. you.. you cant do that..! "Oh, soda!" But uh.. I.. uh!

..BAM and suddenly the fridge becomes a portal and sucks Kibatu in! "..No, it didn't." But.. this is MY CYOA, stuff should happen according to me, right? "Speedy, you should attempt to tell some crazy story, but not make up different rules while it's going on. That doesnt work.".. Fine. You get something to drink and sit back on the couch.

As you hold the controller, you eye the screen. The main character seems to be missing from the intro screen. Which is amazing, since there's like a few dozen supposed to be dancing around at the bottom of the screen. But nothing like that. Well, you figure it's part of the CYOA and get on with pressing Start.

The screen flashes to go to the next screen, but the flash is suprisingly bright, burning into your retina and thus you hold your arms in front of your eyes, until you suddenly realize the couch under you is gone, and you fall back on the floor. Which is, suprisingly dirt. As your lower your arms and look around, you realize the environment is incredibly bright. Even the grass on the floor is like unrealistically bright green.

There are bushes left and right that seem like vegetables rather than wild growth, and.. that mountain over there looks like it's candy. What the heck is going on?! "Well, I'm in a Ki-" AND SUDDENLY WIND! Such a strong wind, it easily blows you away, making you land some kilometers away, on your feet. Safely, for whatever reason. "Yeah, it has no falling damage, so no problem there."

You then take a glance at yourself, to see if you're fine. Thats odd, a moment ago you were wearing your black outfit, but.. now? It's a glaring pink! Why the hell is it pink? It's still the same outfit, but it's completely pink. Except your shoes, they're more reddish for whatever reason. "..Greeeat."

In the distance, you notice a small and sorta cute character moving towards you. It's red wi-"Ah, a Waddle Dee. So, is he an enemy or..?" ..Shut up. Anyway, he is approaching rapidly, seemingly moving in a straight line towards you!

What will you do?
A. Greet the strange creature, and hope it speaks english!
B. Blink as you curiously have the urge to hug it, and.. thus do exactly that!
C. You do nothing. From it's trajectory, it seems to go straight for you, and you could probably sidestep it, but you have the urge to just stand RIGHT THERE.

"Wait, seriously, is it an enemy or not, cause all of those options just seems like I'm gonna-" SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON CYOA: KIBBY'S DREAMLAND! "Wow, you're a douche, Speedy." Why thank you.
Edited by Speedy, Feb 3 2012, 09:32 PM.
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Kibatu
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Mer?
So now what I do is gonna depend on these people... (Starts writing his will now.)

Well either way, my vote is for C since I KNOW that this waddle dee won't have ANYTHING to do with me. Not at all.

Lastly speedy, you know you're a douche when you HAVE to take it as a compliment... jerk.
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Rescla
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Resident Lazy Coder
I'll say A, let's see what Speedy whips up :)
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JBRam
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Don't play with fire, kids.
I'll also say A, although I wanted Kibatu to eat it. :D
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Grashbar
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This post was me as well.
B!
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Milk
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Confirmed for doki-doki tier.
I'm liking C.
I'm sure something insanely interesting will happen.
So let's C it! ~Oh-hohohohohoho!
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Boredalo
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An Occasional Visiter
Hug! B
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Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
Speedy
Jun 10 2011, 03:31 AM
One difference with HellsFait's CYOAs, I'll be waiting for 5 votes, as opposed to 3, as I'm quite likely to post early the US day and I know enough people to simple dump a vote in there within the first 5 minutes of posting. So yeah. Okay, scratch that. I'll just go for 3 votes too. >_>;
Why, you ask? Cause we right now have 2 votes for all three options, and I cant bear waiting for 3 more votes for each.

S'way more epic to have the next vote be the actual pick.
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Luna Was Here
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Long Time No See
I choose option B! Hugs for everyone!!!!
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abadlex
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Random~
I was going to chose B... But that already won...
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