| CYOA: Kibby's Dreamland; Parody and me guessing incorrectly at people's personalities, ho! | |
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| Alkaira | Jun 23 2011, 08:12 PM Post #131 |
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Accurate representation of my internet self. Don't like it? I don't aim to please you.
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I pick A, because it's effing Ezio. |
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| Speedy | Jun 26 2011, 04:51 AM Post #132 |
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Fairly sure I've given up.
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4 As, 5 Bs. OH MY GOD BEES *RUNS* B. Ride the warp star. Do it. Doooo eeeet. You get on that warp star. YOU GET ON IT AWESOMELY. "..What?" You heard me. As you get on the Warp Star, before it moves you stand on it as if you OWN the place, and.. then it crashes into the wall no less than 5 meters in front of you. "..Ow.." At least it doesnt damage you, amirite? Ofcourse, as you enter this room, you're welcomed by a block in your face. "Wha? What block are yOOMPH" It tastes like sunshine and happiness. And pain. And you're about to be hit by another. "Urgh.. heck no..!" Okay, so you deftly avoid the blocks, but what ya gonna do? That little creature over there is still gonna kick more towards you. "..Yeah, Lololo should be here shouldnt he.. I wonder if I can persuade him to stop. He should be intelligent." I would've sworn I said game mechanics are"Yeah, stuff it Speedy.You just did that to get a move on with this thing, since we were stuck at an earlier location. If you ask me, I should still be able to pull shenanigans." Fine fine. You totally call out to him, and he blinks as he realizes you just knew his name, but keeps kicking the huge blocks to you. "You're not gonna give me a choice are you." Well no, the choice is never up to you! It is up to the readers. "Yet by 'what do you do' ing on this spot, you're gonna slow things down again." I guess. Especially with only so little happening, huh? Oh yeah, block. "Huh wh- ohcrap! Tell me earlier I almost got hit again!" Pff, it's a game world, you lost 1 point of health. Even if your neck'd snap, you get 1 point of health and your neck's fine the next moment. Game mechanics can still kill you, I guess, so be careful. "Soo... uh.. What do I do?" A. You are going to stop taking the piss out of this. Those blocks are painful, but if only you could kick one back..! B. You attempt to persuade the enemy. You think he can be reasoned with, go and attempt it. C. Why bother fighting? He's obviously coming from those doorways over there. Next time you see him coming from one, you take a sprint to another! "..Did you just.. use MY text?" Yeap. Why not, after all. "Lazy bum." Edited by Speedy, Jun 26 2011, 04:52 AM.
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| Alkaira | Jun 26 2011, 04:54 AM Post #133 |
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Accurate representation of my internet self. Don't like it? I don't aim to please you.
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C please. |
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| JBRam | Jun 26 2011, 08:01 AM Post #134 |
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Don't play with fire, kids.
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Erm... I'll say A I guess. |
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| Rescla | Jun 26 2011, 08:28 AM Post #135 |
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Resident Lazy Coder
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Hmm, I'll say A. |
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| McDodgerman | Jun 26 2011, 08:30 AM Post #136 |
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♦ Grazing mindlessly ~
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A |
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| abadlex | Jun 27 2011, 01:12 PM Post #137 |
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Random~
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A. |
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| altoguy16499 | Jun 28 2011, 11:25 AM Post #138 |
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I could have sworn i voted A |
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| Grashbar | Jun 28 2011, 05:20 PM Post #139 |
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This post was me as well.
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Allright, let's do it. |
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| Speedy | Jun 28 2011, 06:11 PM Post #140 |
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Fairly sure I've given up.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha~ Cue the amusement! A. You are going to stop taking the piss out of this. Those blocks are painful, but if only you could kick one back..! Oh, hey, Kibby? "What?" Knife. "WHAT WHERE." Err, sorry, got caught up in the moment. "...what?" I meant to say.. ahem.. Game mechanics. "And that means what..?" Spotting the next block flying towards you, you focus on it. You can see it's movement, you know it's path. You ready yourself for the kick. In your mind, you foot is set ablaze with Awesome powers. You jump up and.. KICK THE SUMBITCH BLOCK! "F yeah Se-"Only to have it smack into your foot, you taking a nosedive towards the floor and losing a single block of health. "What the heck was that.. oww.." Game mechanics. I believe I mentioned earlier they were in effect. You cant kick 'em. "..But then.. talking to him or trying to go through the doors.. wouldnt have had any use either?" You never know until you try, right..? If anything, no, the doors wont work until Lololo's defeated, so yeah, I guess that wouldnt have worked. "So what now?" Now you fail to avoid the block that he kicked at your head. "Wait whaOMPhhhn?!" ...Whoa. O_o; You look mightily silly there, bro. "Hhhnmm hgn!" Seriously, though, the cubeshaped head deal isn't for you, I'd spit that block out if I were you. "..." You seem to narrowly avoid another block to the face, and despite that the thing should be too big for you to take in your mouth, let alone spit it out, you manage to spit it out with a great force- and it hits Lololo smack dab in his face. "...Oww.. my jaw.. I think I broke my face.." That's what block'll do to ya. "Seriously, what the hell Speedy.. earlier it didnt work, and now it does?" Well, I did mention game mechanics working now. I never mentioned that earlier.. even if you were using it as an excuse to not get damage from crashing into all sorts of things. Hey, look, another block. "Ah, fine. I got this one.. HaaaaaOMP." ..You got used to that very fa.. what are yo.. oh god. "..Urgh.. worst.. idea ever.. Oh man that's gonna give me indigestion." You.. seriously swallowed it. "I didnt think it was really possible and my body did it by itself!" ...You.. you know what.. I'm disabling game mechanics. Go wild and kick those blocks back. This is just.. insane. I'd rather see you get hit in your face with a block than seeing things like this happen. And you know what? Look, freebie. Lololo just walked inside and didnt go outside. You beat him. Way to go. "..Whoohoo." What should I do? A. Just.. continue the CYOA? Why is there even an option right now? B. Wait, did you just say you were gonna do a different CYOA? Go for it, bro! "Wait, what does that even have to do with me?" Nothing. Both options will have you continue normally. "..But then.. why?" Cause of reasons I'm too lazy to explain. Edited by Speedy, Jun 28 2011, 06:12 PM.
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