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CYOA: Kibby's Dreamland; Parody and me guessing incorrectly at people's personalities, ho!
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 03:31 AM (7,419 Views)
Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
B. Blink as you curiously have the urge to hug it, and.. thus do exactly that!

"W-Wait, what?! If the Waddle Dee is an enemy, wont it..?!" Your mind suddenly resets itself, and you completely forget your train of thoughts. You are only focused on that creature. IT LOOKS SO HUGGABLE, DOESNT IT. SEE HOW CUTE IT IS. SO CUTE. You run up to the Waddle.. err.. red creature, and you grab it and HUG IT! OH YES, SO HUGGABLE ISNT IT?!

Until you suddenly shock back from a really stinging pain, and the Waddle Dee vanishes in an explosion of small stars. "G-Gah! I knew it! You're using the game mechanics for this CYOA arent you?! Had they picked the other options, I would've gotten hurt anyway, wouldnt I?!" ..Sorta, kinda.. Why you ask? :3 "..Seriously? A smiley in a CYOA story text? What kind of CYOA storyteller are you anyway?" One that would like to amuse his audience. Go forth, my puppet! We have an entire game to go through! "Friggin.. hell.."

And thus you walk forward. There is this pathway to follow, so why not, right? Looks like a few more of these creatures, so you easily sidestep them. Doesnt seem like they're aware of you. "Odd, you'd think they could see me walking.." Maybe they only realize what is RIGHT in front of them? Hm? You're in a 2D game but you're sidestepping them like a 3D game. You're breaking game mechanics! "..And you're breaking CYOA mechanics."

Fine, I could totally change how I'm doing things, you know? Instead of CYOA-ing the game from your view do it as if it's a completely seperate world? "..Well, yes? That seems like more fun, doesnt it." Then you gotta stop breaking the fourth wall. "...Maybe?" ..No, seriously, you gotta stop it and just let me talk already. "...Mmmmaybe?" ..A fly-like creature suddenly flies smackdab into your face, giving you the same stinging pain and sudden shockback as earlier, and the Bronto Burt explodes just like the Waddle Dee did. "..What? No that doesnt hapAAUGH!" Yes, it does happen. We're in game now, I can totally control everything. "..That's.. kind of annoying."

Whoop dee doo, I dont care. Hey, look, you made it to the end of the first part, there's totally a cliff here with a star-like thing hanging in the sky. "Oh, yeah, after this comes the part with the Poppy Bros, right?" ..Shut up. SO YESSS.. Options! "No, let me just continue and grab the star, dangit." OPTIONS.

What will you do? "Kick your ass once I get out of this situation!" Hush.
A. Grab the star and totally fly to the already-spoilered next location.
B. Be completely intrigued by what's at the bottom of this cliff, there's totally water and everything so maybe you'll survive falling down. "Wait what?!"
C. Suddenly find yourself surrounded by King Dedede's troops. DRAMA. "Oh hell no!"

"What's up with this, are you TRYING to get me killed or something?" No, you got like 9 extra lives, remember? You cheated the crap out of this game. "..Then.. do I have like 4 health left?" Yeah. "..Huh. Sweet."



Note, since the situation called for the exact same ending, here's the two other options. This is pretty much the last time it happens, so savor it~
I may just release what happens had you picked the other options later in the CYOA some other day~ ;)
Option A
Option C
Edited by Speedy, Jun 13 2011, 05:42 PM.
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Grashbar
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This post was me as well.
DRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Nah, A. But with STYLE.
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JBRam
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Don't play with fire, kids.
I vote.... C.

A is too bland for my taste, you spoiler...er. :D
Edited by JBRam, Jun 11 2011, 07:16 AM.
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Rescla
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A
Edited by Rescla, Jun 11 2011, 07:19 AM.
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Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
Looks like we got ourselves a spoiler brigade. =_=;

Arent you like totally interested what happens with the other choices? :P
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Boredalo
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NORMAL LETTER A.

This be interesting...
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Luna Was Here
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Come on guys, choose B with me! Only hilarity will come from that option!
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Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
A. Grab the star and totally fly to the already-spoilered next location.

"YES! IN YOUR FACE, SPEEDY!" What in my face? You said it yourself, you're going to be face to face with the Poppy Bros. So unexpected shenanigans wont appear, fine. But what about them throwing bombs? SO, without any control over your body, "Oh hell no." you cannot resist the urge to walk up to the Warp Star, and you totally grab it, followed by it shooting off towards the distant forest with you hanging onto it for dear life. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnit Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedy~!"

You crashland into the forest, "AUGHCRAP" and come face to face with Poppy Bros, who, with a curiously sadistic smile, throws a crapload of bombs at you. "Ohsh" You.. manage to .. oh come on, stop avoiding them. Be a man and take a hit dammit. "He's only throwing them forwards, by sidestepping they dont explode in my face!" And what about those game mechanics, why dont you suck up a bomb and spit it out? "..Uh, I guess that would be a good idea."

So, facing forward to the Poppy Bros, you open your mouth and start inhaling air. And then got a bomb hurled in your face, which promptly explodes, leaving you with more stinging pain and more sudden shockback. "Damnit! Why didnt that work?" Well, you know, you're NOT Kirby, it's not as if you're physically able to do so. Why dont you try to physically emulate him, like just catching a bomb and throwing it back? "Yeah, like that wont explode in my face. Friggin WHOA" You.. manage to yet again narrowly avoid a bomb. So what are you gonna do now, huh? What. Are. You. Gonna. Do. Now.

"What, choice time already?" Nope, you get to avoid more bombs. "FFFFFF-" And now, in the manner of a true CYOA.. You manage to barely avoid a great number of bombs, it seems to be nigh infinite.. and hey, you're right, it's still throwing bombs out of thin air and it doesnt seem like it is going to stop any time soon. Whoa man, look at you run. I had no idea you could dodge that much. Dont you like need to catch breath? "Garrrgh!" Yeah, I thought so.

Well, what happens next is up to you~! "Finally!"

What will you do?
A. Wow, you seem to be back at the edge of the forest, and are standing over a cliff, how suspiciously convenient and so unlike the previous set of choices! "..What."
B. You attempt to kick a bomb back! No really. It's probably the dumbest thing ever, but it looks now you're just gonna fall off that nearby cliff, so do something already. "..You hate me, dont you."
C. In a fit of madness, you decide to run towards the Poppy Bros, and totally tacklesnug it. "..Wait wh" Seems like a popular choice for the fans there. "No seriously, what?"
D. That tree in the distance looks suspicious, almost looks like it has a face. Maybe you should go there while being chased by this bomb throwing lunatic. "FOUR options? Oh dear god why."

See you next time, next *BOOOM* Did that hit? "No.. barely avoided it." It looks like it hit. "It DID NOT." ..You just dont want to lose another point of health, do you. "IT DID NOT HIT." Fine, fine.. cheater.
Edited by Speedy, Jun 13 2011, 05:45 PM.
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Boredalo
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I say A.
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This post was me as well.
B.
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