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CYOA: Kibby's Dreamland; Parody and me guessing incorrectly at people's personalities, ho!
Topic Started: Jun 10 2011, 03:31 AM (7,413 Views)
VladNeko
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Nope, not here.
B, for the lulz!
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deathfire123
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B just to see him land on a painting
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Naku Nyame
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The changed Naku
I now am joining



B
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Rescla
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Hahaha..HAHAHA... B.
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Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
There's only one thing I'm going to say right now.. and I'll say it in the form of this button.



CYOA later today. Not now. Too busy playing pinba killing alien scum.
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VladNeko
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Nope, not here.
No one up?
...sadface...
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Naku Nyame
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The changed Naku
Speedy why is nothing up?
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Speedy
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Fairly sure I've given up.
Because stuff went bad and I had to prepare. If anything, people could've still used this time to vote. They didnt, instead I got complaints.

Excellent motivation for putting it up, guys. </sarcasm>


B. Take a leap of faith out the window.

"W..w..wa.. wait what?! Are you.. SERIOUS?!" ...Whoa, dude. HARSH. Everyone wants you dead. Not a single vote for the other options. What'd you do? "I.. dont know?"

Wellp, what's done is done. You stand at the edge of the window, spread your arms left and right... "Dontlookdowndontlookdown" You take one quick look "FFFFFFFF" up, "Oh phew." staring at the shining sun. You feel like you've been here for ages. "Not really, it's been like what, an hour, maybe two?" And then you take a deep breath, you look down "OH GODDAMNIT It's four floors but it feels so friggin deep" one last time and.. you leap. For some reason, a sound of an eagle can be heard, almost as if we're parodying a completely different game series..

And you land safely in the haystack you would've sworn wasnt there a second ago. Seriously, where did it come from. "...what?" Yeap, you landed safely. Even though according to game mechanics, you would not get any damage at all, since there's no falling damage in Kirby games.. But I guess you should be dead and all, cause when you jump outside in the game, you jump in a pit. But nope, this is a CYOA.. MY CYOA, so we're gonna screw this thing up like there's no tomorrow!

In the distance, you spot a few ghosts but also, strangely enough, some Waddle Doos and Waddle Dees carrying spears, talking to them. From what you can catch, while you're hidden in the haystack.. they're looking for someone named Kirby. You cant exactly hear very well, so they could've just as easily said Kibby. "They're looking for me arent they." What, too obvious? "Sorta." Ah.

Wellp, since we've hit a completely different path from the game, time to make ourselves scarce to the obvious options, and time to hit the crazy insane ones. "Sorry, what? Insane options!? Come on, cut me some slack!" I apologize, but I cant hear you over the sound of how Awesome I am. "..." OPTIONS!

Whaaaaat do you dooooo?!
A. Get out your paintball gun and confront the creatures with a healthy dose of red paint.
B. Blend in with the hay. Man, this is some good hay to sit in.
C. Flee in the other direction. That door, over there, is wide open.. and if you sprint for it, you can do it without getting seen!
D. Decide to wing it and act as a superior to the creatures, trying to win them over.

"These options seem.. unusual. You weren't kidding when you said insane options, did you?" Nnnnnnnnnnnnope.
Edited by Speedy, Jun 15 2011, 07:28 AM.
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JBRam
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Don't play with fire, kids.
PAINTBALL!!!

(A)
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Don Jentleman
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Renzo is too sexy for himself
I'm going to say D this time, as it should end up rather horribly :P
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