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Eo Ire Itum; Ethel's Adventure Log
Topic Started: Jul 25 2008, 04:01 AM (414 Views)
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THE EFFECT OF STRESS ON RED HEADED HALFLING:

Question: How does THE RARE REDHEADED BIRD KID respond to stress?

Hypothesis: If I stress Kale out, then he will go berserk.

Materials: A Kale, a net, a pie, a quarter, a bucket of water,

Procedure:

1. Find a Kale while he's reading (natural habitat)
2. Catch the Kale with the net and, when he looks up, exclaim "CRIKEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A RARE BIRD!"
3. Insist to sit next to him and, every 5 minutes, slap his arm, loudly exclaiming "MOSQUITO!"
4. Eat the pie while loudly singing with mouth open "You can't have any, you can't have anyyy!"
5. When he tells you to leave, vanish for a few seconds then rapidly poke him in the back and, when he turns to look behind him, sump the bucket of water on his head.
6. When Kale gets up to yell, flick the quarter in between his eyes and run.
7. Pretend to be Hawk and send Kale on a mission on the other side of Fontis.
8. When he gets halfway out of the city, tell him he has to go back to pick up a very important letter.
9. Let him get the letter then turn back and march right out of the city, a mile or so from the city, tell him that the mission has been canceled because there are some dishes that need cleaning.
10. Call him "champ" or "tiger" -- refer to self as "coach" or "your majesty"
11. Kale him a midget while he works on the dishes.
12. Buy him a stress ball and insist that he needs it.
13. Recommend yoga.
14. Scream ridiculous phrases at random intervals.

RESULTS:

OH MI GAWD BIG SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY! KALE IS--

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Early Autumn, Diei 17

My. Hair. Smells. Like. Crap.

Today, I met a girl named Awna. Black hair, tied up. Bright green eyes. She had a pretty face, shame about her personality. I have a feeling I won't be seeing the last of her either.

I told Kale about her and he laughed. Said something about how he was sure it wasn't that bad and that I was overreacting. KALE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND D*MNIT. LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU ABOUT THIS DEMON-CHILD OF A PERSON.

Kale happened to be with a much more plesant person: Charman. Hm. I think Kale has a crush on her. Haha. How cute. Can't wait to make fun of Kale for it.
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So today I was walking down the street and minding my own bees crap. I checked out the Opertet Otus because I was trying to avoid Hawk's chores. But all of the sudden some dude grabbed me and was all like "Hey, kid, watch my luggage for me" He must've thought I was a server-boy there or something. I was kinda surprised but I kept my cool and was all like "Sure man"

And so when the sucker left, I grabbed his luggage and ran. Man, I'm good.

All it really had in it were clothes and a few papers. We got a good snatch up for his wallet though. Heh, the guy had a suit. I can fit in it but Kale told me that the sight of me in a suit would scare everyone so I shouldn't. Maybe I'll visit Awna's teashop one day and scare the sh*t out of her. Other than that, I got some regular clean clothes. I wish the guy's fashion sense wasn't so dorky, though. Oh, well. A few rips and tears will solve all problems.

And blood.


By the way, the guy had a picture of his family stuck between the pages of the passport. What a sap.
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