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Melvin Mayshack
Topic Started: Jun 24 2011, 07:06 AM (78 Views)
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Name: Melvin Mayshack
Age: 23

Appearance: Melvin is roughly 5 feet, 8 inches tall and extremely thin at 110 pounds. He has curly, unkempt, but rather short red hair, blue eyes, a short but hooked nose, and a small mouth. He has something of a programmer's neckbeard, which is roughly the only thing keeping him from looking like a woman from a distance. He is very pale, with freckles all over his body, and has less muscle than the average supermodel.

Bio: Melvin Mayshack was born on July 20, 1990, in Missouri. He lived an unexceptional childhood filled with nothing but mediocrity; he was not the best at anything except for being utterly mediocre, and this showed in his grades and in his records. He was the type of student that got straight Cs; this did not endear his classmates or teachers to him, and he suffered through school as a result. Miraculously, after graduating high school in 2008, he managed to get into Sam Houston State University in Texas, and left there with a bachelor's degree in business; this prompted him to pack his bags and move to New York City, under the mistaken belief that getting a bachelor's degree in business from an awful college would let him work on Wall Street and make lots of money. As a result, the only job he could get was as a custodian at Willford and Gumbs.

The only thing about Melvin that stands out in any way aside from his incredible mediocrity is that he holds very, very liberal political views. He participates in political rallies for liberal causes, hates the military, and smokes marijuana. Aside from that, he is incredibly dull and uninteresting.
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