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| Good for a laugh; Gamespot's missing NiGHTS review | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 10 2005, 09:29 AM (317 Views) | |
| benstylus | Jun 10 2005, 09:29 AM Post #1 |
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Gamespot removed this embarassment from their website many moons ago, but thanks to the magic of the internet, we can embarass them every day for the rest of eternity. So without further ado, I present to you Zach Meston's review of the Sega Saturn game NiGHTS into dreams... in its original format (well, as close as possible) CLICK HERE TO READ Here are some choice highlights, thusly called because I chose them and the quote box serves to highlight them
Because you suck obviously. Anyone who has a measurable level of skill at the game will be on the ground for approximately 5 seconds at the beginning of the level and that's it.
Um... I switch all the time - it's quite possible. It's not possible to switch mid level, but that wouldn't make sense anyway.
Did this guy even play the game? You fly around collecting the spheres so you can break the box to get the ideyas. And you don't need them to turn into NiGHTS at all.
After that, what? I'll tell you - after that they'll keep playing for years to come because by the time they can score A levels, they'll understand what the game's really about. |
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| Belpowerslave | Jun 10 2005, 11:04 AM Post #2 |
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Hehehhee, that is pretty amusing. Holy shit though, better hope Zach doesn't see this...Christ, I can only dream of what how hard he'd flip out. ;) I *dare* you to post this over in the Digital Press forums where he reads pretty regularly...;) http://www.digitpress.com/ Bel |
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| benstylus | Jun 11 2005, 01:13 AM Post #3 |
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I wonder if he gets the game now or whether he still feels the same way. |
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| Belpowerslave | Jun 11 2005, 08:53 AM Post #4 |
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I'd bet he still feels the same way...he seems to be one of those guys who *never* changes their opinion on anything for fear of actually being called "wrong".
;) Bel |
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| benstylus | Jun 11 2005, 04:06 PM Post #5 |
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so what's his username over there? the only Zach on the list seems to be a Zach Collier based on his email addy. |
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| Belpowerslave | Jun 11 2005, 05:08 PM Post #6 |
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"zmweasel" Be *sure* and let me know if you do this...I have to got see just what he does...;) Bel |
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